Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dnein]

In

Lol at Jade ‘blind tasting’ the ice cream and guessing which flavor is which.

Because telling coffee and mint ice cream apart requires you to look at them.

I see you've never witnessed a morbidly obese person eat in person. They do not taste or even chew much, they swallow ASAP, even with the ENORMOUS bites. They do it so quickly they gulp down air, a maw of wet hell vacuuming down half gummed, bear-sized bolus of mushy solids. Then the next giant bite comes as the esophagus begs in desperation for mercy, only paused by the occasional explosive belch of gas returning to insure the stretched stomach will be filled to maximum capacity. That's what gets me, they desperately crave x, y, and z, but it barely touches the tongue. It's a purely psychological need to know x, y, and z are consumed and the need to feel that "overstuffed" pain they associate with "fullness".

Of course she thinks a blind taste test is difficult challenge, she doesn't fucking know mint or coffee have unique tastes. Those are just sugar and fats to her system, and give me ice cream!!!! to her brain.

 

[dfranki723]

Looking like a pile of shit Hamber. Your fat ass is giving Peter Griffin vibes yet again.

I see people are still trying to give her advice, because clearly she's finally going to take it.

My God, the blotchy red ''muh life hard'' face.

Ugh. Can't have an ''honest'' talk without pushing the bipolar/depression/anxiety/medicals/something hard is happening in my life guys/triggers! This boring cunt is just ridiculous. Is she pretending that pathetic little TikTok didn't happen or is this vlog from a different time period? Christ, it's all so bland.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.
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She sure knows how to pick some good angles. Just aim right at the gullet

She's going to have her ""psychologist"" talk to her lipedema specialist about this keto nonsense, which is Very Triggering for Amber, and makes her want to binge.

She doesn't have BED no matter how badly she wants it. She's a lazy fatty who just wants to eat her garbage and not have to think about it. She can cry MuH mEnTaLz all she wants but really, she just doesn't want to have to stop. Same boring ass story it always is.

Can't have an ''honest'' talk without pushing the excuses!

FIFY

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I gotcha, @Diet Coke 4 Life. You may need to ration that new supply for when Amber does more 'relapse' videos.

When we last tuned in to see our ambiguously gay duo, Keto Qween and The Brooklyn Brawler were involved in an undercover sting, disguising themselves as a resident and her care attendant during craft time at a facility for exceptional individuals. BUT, unbeknownst to the villianous haydur scum, Amber was merely pretending to be retarded. And now for the next episode: "I hate keto, honest talk, ice cream taste test | vlog" (alternate title: More lies; more excuses; MOAR CARBS!!)

Spoiler: I hate keto, honest talk, ice cream taste test | vlog

HOLY FUCK!! LOCAL 58 HAS TAKEN OVER THE BROADCAST! LOOK AWAY- Oh, shit, nevermind. False alarm. Hi Amber!

LEGO UPDATE! "She's lookin' good... you should watch my Halloween livestream". Had a ton of fun with costume and makeup. Not a LEGO update. Another false alarm.

People ask if she's gotten keto farts from Keto. No, and neither did Feline. "Doesn't happen to everybody". No, especially not to people who aren't actually following keto properly. Talks about poop.

RARITY!!! "SQUEEK!!" She's a cutie-patootie. You notice Rarity seems to be around the camera whenever we don't see/hear Ja'Phonie in the background? I'm sure she's just gone out for another pack of cigarettes... but shouldn't she have been back by now?...

FOOD!!! Leftover dog food. Wait no, she's explaining... "Spam... cauliflower... fried rice. I should have done a little recipe". Naw, we're good. Threatens to make it again. It's the usual ingredients - no explaination needed. Way to keep sodium at level 9000 while slamming your system with carbs.

FOOD!!! Ice Cream taste test. Rebel Keto ice cream. 5 PINTS, but Amber needed something sweet.
Coffee-chip: "mmmm..." Fat dance. Tasty.
Mint: "omygah...mmmhm". Even better.
PB Caramel Chip: "Woah!! What the heck?!"
Triple Chocolate: "mmmm..." might be #1 fav.
Salted Caramel: "yep...these slap".
This was to PREVENT herself from 'a binge'. Faline seemed to struggle to tell the difference during a blind taste test. Maybe Amber's boasts about smexy-time with Ja'Phonie aren't 100% fabricated. Amber reads bullshit advertising on package for filler.

Jumpcut!! End of the night. Amber cooked every meal during her keto journey herself, and it's a big deal for her. Then mentioned that "if I didn't cook it, Feline did". So now the goal post has moved, and the success is no take-out during the keto journey. None of this is new. Amber starts a new diet; Amber eats slop made at home; Amber quits to eat different slop. Who cares? Talks about Ja'Phonie's cabbage. This segment is just 'sticking it to the haydurs' and trying to prove she didn't lie about stupid shit. Nothing here has any value

Ja'Phonie started cooking for Amber, because she knew the Keto Queen wanted to binge and was trying to help. Amazing how everyone works harder at your diets than you do, Amber. More double-speak nonsense: 'freeing', 'satisfying' and 'really nice' to make all of her meals herself, but her mentals and the binge monster was making it impossible for her.

Now she starts listing excuses, too lazy to even describe them. "Fixing my medicine, working on my depression, my bipolar, my anxiety, binging, keto is so different, my mediculz are crazy" - is almost a verbatim quote. She's running low on energy and has to 'sweat it out' and 'journal it out' until her next psych appointment. Doesn't want to do keto anymore. Of course not, because it doesn't involve eating as much of whatever you want, whenever you want. She's feeling more swollen than usual. No, Amber, that's just FAT you're feeling. You're more FAT than usual right now. Plans to have her HAES 'girl' talk to her 'lipedema' girl to set her straight about this icky restrictive eating bullshit. Suddenly cares about her 'binge eating disorder', thinking we've all forgotten that earlier this year she quit that to focus on weight loss.

Hints to binging on pork rinds, but calls it 'over eating a tiny bit'. Sure. The mountain of pork rinds tell a different story.

"I'm willing to put in the work" HAHAHAHAHA!! OMG, that's up there with "little skeleton inside of me".

-- THANKS FOR WATCHING --

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
What Amber is clumsily describing is what's referred to as 'White Knuckling'. It's when you sit and dwell on the situation without actually CHANGING wtf is wrong with YOU. Hiding from your issues by writing out and constantly rehashing bad shit (and dwelling or blaming others without creating plans to move forward), does nothing but strengthen these negative self-talk scripts and programming. Filling your time with constant distractions (rather than building new neural pathways, and creating positive programming) does nothing to fix the problem. No one has abused you as badly as you continue to abuse yourself. And, there is no one in existence obligated to bear the burdens you create. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.

TL;DR: RARITY!!! Local 58 Jumpscare. "Food(?)". Keto ice cream. Excuses for why she's too unique for Keto. Mentulz.

Does Amber show us her closely guarded family secret recipe of spam rice? Does Amber elaborate on her poop schedule? Will Ja'Phonie EVER return from buying that pack of cigarettes? For the answers to these questions, tune in next time! Same FAT Time! Same FAT Channel!

 

[El Conserje]

Amber will truly defeat all haydurs, and just by sheer boredom. She could be sinking at the Titanic and, so how, make it dull as fuck.

 

[marjoram]

If FatAl was on the Titanic as it was sinking she woulda been parked at the buffet until the very last glub, glub.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

If FatAl was on the Titanic as it was sinking she woulda been parked at the buffet until the very last glub, glub.

She died as she lived.

 

[Insulin reid]

For Amber, it is a relapse. Amber's cycle is very fast. Her diets tend to be set for one week but never last more than a couple of days. This is why she will never be able to lose any weight seriously. If she is good at dieting for a couple of days, she would have a cheat day. I am not sure if it is only a lack of self-discipline; she is just not that interested in losing weight.

Not only is she just flat out not intetrested in losing weight, shes not ready to let go of food. It doesnt matter what diet shes on, keto/low carb is pissing her off and shes done every diet under the sun and avoided it like the plague. She really didnt even do keto its just low carb. Her comfort food is the very thing thats feeding into her dema. She will die like jen and nobody will be surprised. Her therapy is doing nothing, its all just money down the drain. She will forever search for a magic diet or a magic pill that lets her lose weight and also enable her hoovering up carbs.

I guess that the keto diet is out the window. It was expected as with any other diet she was on. Next time she cries on video, she will tell us that she can't lose weight because of lipoedema, but still eat like a glutton. She is not wrapping her legs to help with the lipoedema since she is not interested in getting better. She likes the way she is.

Yep. She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality. She loves the food but hates what extra weight does to her. I dont think she likes being unable to get up on a bed properly, or being out of breath just talking but theres no prying the carbs from her cold undercirculated hands.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality. She loves the food but hates what extra weight does to her. I dont think she likes being unable to get up on a bed properly, or being out of breath just talking but theres no prying the carbs from her cold undercirculated hands.

What she wants is to be seen as a victim and her situation is not her responsibility. The medical industrial complex continuously misdiagnoses her because they discriminate again obese people and her past girlfriend dismissed her symptoms, and so on. Even her body betrays her by not allowing her to lose weight even if she eats very little.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

We're so permanently back gorls, and Big Fat Ham is still
fat
boring
stupid
Still waiting for the beetus arc when her foot gets chopped off so that I can for the first, and last time, visit her channel to leave a comment for our gorl, congratulating her on her weight loss!

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Yep. She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality.

There is NO reason for her to change. She earns money. The hired help is around. Destiny, Methdad and Methmom won't give a shit.

I'm under the impression that she moved to Lexington to eat herself to death. It's not like she moved there for Becky's sake, a job, school or cultural enrichment. The apartment she never leaves is a sty, albeit a "luxury" one. She experienced 24 hour Uber Eats on vacation, and wanted it permanent. Previously, it was cook, or fast food.

Not taking advantage of the food o rama seems grossly unfair to her.

 

[Dona Morte]

Forgot to put this here.
Only interesting part of the vlogs.

 

[Barbarella]

Remember when Death by Jen did a video like Amber. She’d forgotten to say happy birthday to Gene or something, and cried as she ate a box of ice cream sandwiches. Very performative and designed to show Gene that even when she’s a bitch, she’s the victim.

Fat cows are all the same. Except Chantel, who is in class unto herself.

 

[Constellationzero]

Remember when Death by Jen did a video like Amber. She’d forgotten to say happy birthday to Gene or something, and cried as she ate a box of ice cream sandwiches. Very performative and designed to show Gene that even when she’s a bitch, she’s the victim.

Fat cows are all the same. Except Chantel, who is in class unto herself.

That was some GOOD hilarious watchin'

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Apparently Amber has been banned from TikTok. How could Becky do this?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Francis v. Aptdeco, Inc. et al (1:22-cv-01247), New York Southern District Court

Francis v. Aptdeco, Inc. et al (1:22-cv-01247), New York Southern District Court, Filed: 02/14/2022

www.pacermonitor.com

A quick Google search led to this. If I read it well, all parties agreed on a settlement that needs to be written by November 24, 2022. Thus, if true, Jade would receive some money, but likely not the hundreds of thousands of dollars that she could have hoped for. Could anyone shed more light on this?

 

[BooksIsGoodForTheBrain]

Francis v. Aptdeco, Inc. et al (1:22-cv-01247), New York Southern District Court

Francis v. Aptdeco, Inc. et al (1:22-cv-01247), New York Southern District Court, Filed: 02/14/2022

www.pacermonitor.com

A quick Google search led to this. If I read it well, all parties agreed on a settlement that needs to be written by November 24, 2022. Thus, if true, Jade would receive some money, but likely not the hundreds of thousands of dollars that she could have hoped for. Could anyone shed more light on this?

It’s dismissal of the case, no?
To me, it read ‘no one gets anything or pays anything, just quit it’ and then if they want to ‘restart’ or continue with the case, that must be noted by Nov 24th.

I could be (probably) wrong.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

What she wants is to be seen as a victim and her situation is not her responsibility. The medical industrial complex continuously misdiagnoses her because they discriminate again obese people and her past girlfriend dismissed her symptoms, and so on. Even her body betrays her by not allowing her to lose weight even if she eats very little.

If she's the victim, then nothing's her fault.

She has 1001 excuses as to why she can't lose weight when in reality, her attitude is the problem.
Having to accept that would mean accepting she's flawed and that the situation she finds herself in is her own fault. Fat Amber doesn't have the mental fortitude for this. She's weak both mentally and physically.

We all have struggles and we've all had to deal with our fair share of shit in life, some more than others. The difference is, some people decide not to be defined by their trauma and work hard to turn their lives around. This requires some sort of introspection and reflection of self and most people just can't be bothered to do this. It's much easier to just stagnate, blame the world for your short comings and live your life miserable yet unaccountable.

This seems to be a pretty common attitude in her family.

Sure Fat Amber's start in life may have been rough but she's well into her 30s now and still blaming everyone else for what's wrong with her. Maybe if she had more time left to work on herself she could turn it around but given the permanent damage she's done to her body through her poor diet and the fact she won't live to see 40 means she's a lost cause at this point.

May as well just point and laugh.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If FatAl was on the Titanic as it was sinking she woulda been parked at the buffet until the very last glub, glub.

If our gal was on the bow doing Kate Winslet with wifey grabbing her tits, that poor iceberg never had a chance and the Titanic would now be a floating museum in Boston Harbour instead of deep sixed.

Yet another instance of Hamber's fat changing the course of history.

She coulda been the ramparts we watched, absorbing cannon blow after cannon blow and laughing it off like the StaPuff Marshmellow man.

Instead, sadly enough, she's a retard and can't understand just how irrelevant she really is.

Speaking of irrelevant. Slappy gots to watch the AZ election results. See youse gorls soon.

 

[Mr Foster]

This fat guy is still alive?