Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Another Amber who is garbage at fake crying. Love that for her. I'm so over this chapter. She is SO happy about the lipedema diagnosis. Now she has something to point to when she starts gaining. She can cry and say she has no control of it, it's a duhseeease! It's not her fault she magically ballooned to 500 pounds. Or that she quits any diet that doesn't let her eat huge portions of garbage. Or that she quit ozempic, and the weight loss doctor, and the clinic. Nope, it's that disease. We just don't get it. I guess the millions of other women that have it are also just 500 pound fuckwits? Damn disease...
Also, if she's gonna have that many scratches and marks on her arms, she should just go ahead and start using meth. At least then she'd lose weight.

Her black leggings have likely been absorbing the constant leakage for years, and the color hiding the fluid. She never wears anything else on her legs. This constant foul moistness is why she has rampant athletes foot on her LEGS which leads to cellulitis.

This is the most horrifying thing I've read in a very long time. Imagine being in the vicinity of her and that smell! I have no idea how any of her caretakers girlfriends do it without throwing up.

 

[Constellationzero]

it's a duhseeease! It's not her fault she magically ballooned to 500 pounds.

And of course she conveniently leaves out the nurses and doctors who likely told her that the name of the game is to get BETTER, not worse.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

This is the most horrifying thing I've read in a very long time. Imagine being in the vicinity of her and that smell! I have no idea how any of her caretakers girlfriends do it without throwing up.

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Rickywayne left quite an impression on me over a decade ago. He starts out here north of 550 lbs, which is Amber sized.

At around 5:55, Rickywayne starts talking about his leaky laygs. Lymph leaks open and freely at the point of least resistance. The color of his lower legs are red to purple.

Ain't nobody kissing on Amber's leaky laygs unless it's twu wuv or a long con.

 

[Constellationzero]

it's twu wuv or a long con.

Or a lost bet.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Omg Amber just stfu already and show us them leaky laygs

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

All this leg talk really makes her girlfriends sleeping in separate beds make alllllll the sense.

(Inb4 they couldn’t fit anyway)

 

[Harlow]

She's crying like she cant believe shes about to ruin her keto and eat cookies but that package looks basically fucking empty already.


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[Slappy McGherkin]

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Rickywayne left quite an impression on me over a decade ago. He starts out here north of 550 lbs, which is Amber sized.

At around 5:55, Rickywayne starts talking about his leaky laygs. Lymph leaks open and freely at the point of least resistance. The color of his lower legs are red to purple.

Ain't nobody kissing on Amber's leaky laygs unless it's twu wuv or a long con.

I'm only replying to this because my struggle is different than Hamber's and not self-induced due to FAT and sheer gluttony.

What I experience is the same due to venous reflux disease at 67 years old. I'm 6ft 5 inches and 225 ellbees. It's a long way from my heart to my feet and making that blood trek back up to my heart to refresh. The blood pools, not that different than lymphedema due to valve failure within the veins themselves. They can't lock the upflow back the heart anymore, so blood gets stale in your lower extremities and creates the same shit as lymph/lid dema.

Keeping your legs elevated (hard to do when you're still a working turd that doesn't sit on the couch and collect disability all day while watching the View and Judge Judy or building Lego sets and journalin' and Tik the fucking Toking) is a slight respite other than staying in firm compression which is what this ignorant fucking Heffalump should have been doing for years now before lymph fat folded over her ankles.

No mercy here. NONE. I didn't eat myself into her current state, which she ignores. The ONLY thing I did is grow old gracefully and recognize da fuck is going on and have professionals help me deal with this shit.

Oh Hamber... the woes that await you. Cry now. Here, ya wanna a fucking cookie? All better now, even though ya ate three packages?

Get fucked.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

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[marjoram]

Fucking ridiculous bitch. I'm not watching her giant ass do some ice cream taste test. I'll wait for an intrepid reee-capper with a subtle death wish takes the hit.

You brave Kiwis who do that for us wusses are priceless.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

From the latest video:

 

[Kier Starmer]

got 1 minute in so fucking dull. Bitch needs cancer STAT!

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Another boring fucking vlog where this lazy cunt sits on her gigantic ass, eats ice cream on camera and talks about how hard it's been to be on keto.

Poop bun is back and bitch is looking as big as ever. Love that for her.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.
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Yikes. Her face is huge, but I thought the girl/specialist, told her that her face was thin () because she doesn't have lipadema/lymphedema in her face. Amber will say that specialist misdiagnosed her, and she totally has it in her face and neck now.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Yikes. Her face is huge, but I thought the girl/specialist, told her that her face was thin () because she doesn't have lipadema/lymphedema in her face. Amber will say that specialist misdiagnosed her, and she totally has it in her face and neck now.

She's going to have her ""psychologist"" talk to her lipedema specialist about this keto nonsense, which is Very Triggering for Amber, and makes her want to binge.

RIP keto era.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Lol at Jade ‘blind tasting’ the ice cream and guessing which flavor is which.

Because telling coffee and mint ice cream apart requires you to look at them.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Sorry, gorls, the Livestream ate my liquor supply. I still have 40 minutes left to go. I will hit the package store today after voting and get it done. And if her newest video isn't reeeecapped by the end of tomorrow, I'll see about getting to that one, too.

Damn it, gorls, I'm an alcoholic, not an AL fan. It's impossible to do this without sweet booze coating my bones.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

U guise have to ruhleyes... that Amber told us for years that keto doesn't work. No one understands nutrition like she does; not us, the therapy "girl", and not even the snake-oil selling keto fraud doctor. Our gorl is truly a marvel of medical science.

(either that or she's bingeeeen and cryeeen cos her former bestie Chantal managed to be a dainty bride before her )

 

[Kier Starmer]

Bitch out here looking like Thomas the Tank Engine.