"Hello, Hello". I guess we're still channelling WilLo Davis.
Going to start adding dates to videos until Vlogmas. "Videos have been up to speed" and claims they have been since the dangleen ankle, but also mentions it's currently October 30th - so we're once again viewing videoes out of order or she's behind by nearly a week. Dressed up as that green eyeball monster from Monsters Inc, but not feeling the 'makeup molment'.
Shows the LEGO globe. Wants another set, but can't because it's Christmas, so her money is going to presents for others (Ja'Phonie's Christmas Bonus and retention pay). Nothing interesting with the globe content, so I went on Lego.com to check out some prices:
$269.99 Nintendo Entertainment System
$399.99 Grand Piano
$249.99 Typewriter
$299.99 Home Alone
$249.99 World Map (that she started but never finished)
$229.99 Globe
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Total: $1,699.94 (Oh, and the LEGO Titanic is $679.99)
Says that she'll be collabing with a YouTuber for Vlogmas. Sorry, Amber, but striking/threatening to strike channels that you have no intention of taking to court isn't called a 'collab'. Answers phone during the video. Maybe it's Ja'Phonie telling her the last store didn't have her American Spirits, so she's going to be out later than expected? Oh nevermind, Ja'Phonie is doing Amber's shopping and just checking in. Becky-training coming in nicely. Spine-removal surgery when?
Amber's clearing her instram account for a 'fresh start', so she needs posterboard to create a giant shrine to herself before she does. She declares this another 'therapeutic' activity. I find it interesting how much of her day she's filled with these 'therapeutic' activities: Scratch art, journalling, collectibles, videogames, her new shrine, LEGO, sessions with a Psychiatrist, sessions with a 'Psychologist', reading, etc. And STILL not a SINGLE effective coping mechanism developed in over a year of this 'therapy'. It's almost as if those aren't 'therapies', but rather useless 'distractions'. SO WEIRD.
Okay, we're jumping to another topic mid-sentence. Holy Fuck, Amber. Instead of spending all of your time doing 'therapeutic' journaling, spend some fucking time doing 'therapeutic' video scripting. "Freaking CRIED" after doing first writing prompt from Rupi Kaur's book... TRAUMA!!!! Dunno, maybe this is the shit that you should be mentioning to your psychiatrist/psychologist/'the girl' instead of bitching to them about meanies on the internet, and then using your trauma as a bullshit writing prompt for a budget Walmart book. Ja'Phonie keeps phoning and interrupting. You know Amber, you don't have to keep EVERY SECOND of video you record in your vlogs - that's where the term 'cutting room floor' comes from. Insert obligitory 'I need to fix my sleeping schedule' nonsense. Sleeps 6-8 hours per night; yet also has insomnia. This vlog is a rambling, disjointed mess.
UNBOXING!!: So excited!!! Poster boards and markers. Doesn't know if she has it in her to do this project she spent the first half of this video rambling about.
FOOD!!: Stirfry chicken sausage with brocolli, white onion, scallions, soy sauce, and sriracha.
OUTFIT OF THE DAY!!: Eyeball guy from Monsters Inc. The shirt is actually a dress.
PAINTING PUMPKINS!!!: Not real pumpkins, foam ones. Hopes she has the right stuff to do the craft, oh NO! Pulls out a ton of elementary school art supplies. Shows us her painting the pumpkin... in real time. This is literally watching paint dry.
[Boolean Bitch should have used the SKIP here. Boolean Bitch was stupid. Don't be like Boolean Bitch.]
Ja'Phonie is doing a Naruto theme - I stand by my original comment about the Becky training. Amber's pumpkin looks like absolute ASS, but it's actually not her fault. She tried to use the really watery, low pigment paint set instead of the higher pigment paint set that Ja'Phonie was using. The problem could have been corrected by wiping off the pumpkin, then starting again with the other paint. Instead, Amber quits, because quitting is easier than fixing the mistake and trying again.
UNBOXING!!: Same 'molment' as the Mini-Brands, but added to this vlog. Chucky themed mystery balls: sticker, silicone bracelet, magnet, keychain, eraser, shoelaces, pin, zipper pull, and a patch. "So random!" I believe the word you're looking for is 'trash'.
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