DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

holy shit, he's literally just lost in his own delusional world of lies.

- trolls made it impossible for him to get sponsorships

I wonder if he could get one from Twirls & Curls.

 

[Gramh]

Hey man, you want to give DSP money for gay ops then thats your bag, but lets not pretend this was some huge own. He claimed he deleted the emails, called the guy overly sensitive, and then got another 5 dollar tip from the same guy as a thank you for trying to find the emails.

DSP probably really does get sponsership offers from marketing companies. Im sure his channel has enough views/subs to end up on cold contact lists that marketers use. Could he actually get these sponserships? Probably not, if he said he was interested then the marketers or company that hired them would probably do research and decline the partnership.

It's just dumb to care why or when people give him money, it doesn't matter if it's a huge own nobody was saying that. You take all of this way too seriously, this isn't the first and won't be the last time you act like someone talking about DSP shit the way you don't want you try and start shit. it's boring it's old we get it people come here wanting to truly hate and despise DSP but this isn't the place, there's Discords and Reddits where you can all plan SOK 2.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I wonder if he could get one from Twirls & Curls.

How big of a fag do you have to be to get your hair cut at a place called “Twirls & Curls?”

 

[Gramh]

How big of a fag do you have to be to get your hair cut at a place called “Twirls & Curls?”

This is DSP, the dude who's shelling out a retirement fund to nab up sweaty man jpegs and was mad at his best friend ostensibly for never taking it further than a business relationship who stays with a horse that's turned moocow and cleaned out his closet so he can hide in it. So the answer? Possibly the biggest closeted fag on the internet.

 

[Lord_Point]

I guess there won't be any interview coming soon given how he has just shown his usual toxic behaviour. And "no beg November2 is also already done. I love it. Ahhh i love it

Yeah the writers are really all over the place this season. PC arc keeps starting and stopping and now it looks like the interview arc just dropped for no reason. I was really hoping for an interview with anyone because im sure no matter who he picked he would end up looking bad, but maybe he realized that and moved on.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

How big of a fag do you have to be to get your hair cut at a place called “Twirls & Curls?”

That's where his mom-I mean his wife goes to get her haircut, he's too lazy to find a barber nearby.

 

[McMangus]

It's just dumb to care why or when people give him money, it doesn't matter if it's a huge own nobody was saying that. You take all of this way too seriously, this isn't the first and won't be the last time you act like someone talking about DSP shit the way you don't want you try and start shit. it's boring it's old we get it people come here wanting to truly hate and despise DSP but this isn't the place, there's Discords and Reddits where you can all plan SOK 2.

They literally sound like Phil "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GIVING HIM MONEY THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO ME. IDIOTS"
People join together here to shit on DSP not to argue about how to troll him

 

[marlintan]

They literally sound like Phil "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GIVING HIM MONEY THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO ME. IDIOTS"
People join together here to shit on DSP not to argue about how to troll him

Your arguement sounds like you are also too deeply invested in how strangers on the internet prefer to pass the time with shit posting... just thought I'd mention that.

 

[McMangus]

Thanks Marlin, Very cool!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

How big of a fag do you have to be to get your hair cut at a place called “Twirls & Curls?”

Well, one that’s spent over $100,000 on PlayStation 2 quality pics of digital boners, and has devoted himself to the acquisition of slight variations of said boners for years.
If I had that kinda money and was a full on Kinsey level 14 wwe cockhound, I’d be seeking out washed up wrestlers who would fuck me for money.

 

[marlintan]

Well, one that’s spent over $100,000 on PlayStation 2 quality pics of digital boners, and has devoted himself to the acquisition of slight variations of said boners for years.
If I had that kinda money and was a full on Kinsey level 14 wwe cockhound, I’d be seeking out washed up wrestlers who would fuck me for money.

norm mcdonald gambled away millions of dollars more than once, didn't drive; are we grasping at straws of how to approach wwec? imo is addiction like any other, no rhyme or reason behind it, just the the pursuit of the dragon matters. Not defending ppb, but we tend to bias ppb against the norm, when he really is a near average american, which still found wanting is who we are surrounded by.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

when he really is a near average american,

The average American puts over 100k into a stupid mobile game? The average American begs in order to be able to pay their bills? The average American refuses to get a job?

I like you Marlintan, but Phil is in no way an "average American."

We shouldn't compare him to any average, since he's been living in Wonderland for at least the last 12 years.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

really hope someone spoils GOW for him tomorrow

 

[Grammatik]

DSP is the embodiment of the Dunning Kreguer effect, if we were able to harvest power from what he thinks he knows we'd solve the energy crisis

A Dyson Sphere around his ego would power half the galaxy.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil can't take the bag, he needs a handcart.

 

[Lord_Point]

A Dyson Sphere around his ego would power half the galaxy.

I find the size of a star somehow more comprehensible than the size of DSPs ego.

 

[marlintan]

The average American puts over 100k into a stupid mobile game? The average American begs in order to be able to pay their bills? The average American refuses to get a job?

I like you Marlintan, but Phil is in no way an "average American."

We shouldn't compare him to any average, since he's been living in Wonderland for at least the last 12 years.

I'm sorry for conflating normal with average, by definition, average is as equally stupid as smart, so normal would be an outlier from the average. I'm sorry I hurt sensibilities with my shit posting, please accept my face drawings in sharpie as a suitable act of contrition.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

really hope someone spoils GOW for him tomorrow

This guy already read reviews about a *""""minor"""""* spoiler that wasn't very fuckin' minor. It's one thing to say Kratos stops eating meat or some shit as a minor one, but this wasn't very minor and it changes how the videogame operates.

He did warn people but why would you downplay a spoiler by calling it minor, then blurt it out like it isn't a major one. Nigger deserves to get spoiled on WWE and the rest of the game.

 

[grump]

really hope someone spoils GOW for him tomorrow

why? He doesn't care. He spoils things all the time by reading guides beforehand. What he cares about is all these shills getting that sweet sweet 1st day views rather than him.

 

[Lord_Point]

He only really cares about WWE spoilers. He only cares about video game spoilers so far as pretending to be upset about it gives him an excuse to be toxic towards chat and complain about da trolls. If he was really bothered by spoilers who wouldnt constantly be asking chat to handhold him though every game he plays.