Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
even when girls don't directly participate in that propaganda like chrissie saying she never read the magazines branca listed off, they still end up on that path.
Chrissie actually wasnt forthcoming. She has talked about it multiple times that in college she was the pink haired left wing nutjob and followed the mob, even used to goto rallys and shit. Then one day she woke up and was like these people are crazy.

So she may not have read those specific magazines, but she most definitely drank the Kool Aid.
 
@Null Please, please, please do a stream with Rekieta when he has Branca and Drex on. I want you to illuminate them to the world of thottery that they ignore.

Odd question, but has anyone noticed that either PPP or his fans will make playlists on Odysee and Rumble with Rekieta and Metokur's names attached to them despite not featuring them at all? I think I plugged in Rekieta Rumble or Metokur Odysee into a search engine and the 2nd or 3rd link is a PPP playlist. How cold is it in Canada right now?
 
After this Legal Mindset and another lawyer who hasn't been identified (I suspect Kurt/ Uncivil Law) were subjected to struggle sessions by LB and I believe Hoag Law
It was worse than that. It wasn't with Hoeg, it was LB and her fiance/now husband. Legal Mindset said in a Locals stream that it was in a Zoom session a couple of weeks before the wedding and that her fiance had expressed he wanted to fight Nick. Clearly he's unhinged if he wants to fight Nick over some mild e-drama that has nothing to do with him. What a fucking pair they must be. I can imagine she's catty and her husband just simps and backs it up because he's whipped for the fivehead.
 
honestly it really seems like the best way to live was to get married to your highschool sweetheart in the years following graduation and start having kids early, just like our parents and their parents before them did. as third wave feminism took hold and the culture started driving women harder towards college and muh career, it's become less and less common. even when girls don't directly participate in that propaganda like chrissie saying she never read the magazines branca listed off, they still end up on that path. it's a big part of why boys find themselves without purpose in early adulthood, their dna screaming out for something that's become practically impossible to achieve: becoming provider and protector of their own families. the ones who roll over and take it become the "yes mistress" soyboys who jump at any chance to get headpats or even a single crumb of pussy from the society that holds the leash, and maybe if they're real goodboys whatever shetwink girlboss lets them onto the bed at night might wanna settle down and have some kids with complications after 40. the boys who refuse to do these tricks for treats will become spiteful, spend their good years being called incels by a media angry that they never took the bait. if they're hard maybe they can withstand it, become successful and have their pick of the golddiggers until they find something special, but if they're even the least bit soft they'll just give up, live at home with their parents, grow even more spiteful and possibly eat a gun or, worst case scenario, go try to beat cho's highscore
Chrissie actually wasnt forthcoming. She has talked about it multiple times that in college she was the pink haired left wing nutjob and followed the mob, even used to goto rallys and shit. Then one day she woke up and was like these people are crazy.

So she may not have read those specific magazines, but she most definitely drank the Kool Aid.

One of the other girls (I think Christie, not Chrissi) had a good point after Branca left which is that the former structures of Western Society, that many people took for granted, are gone. The old way of getting a husband or wife do not exist or cannot be supported for the majority of people, it sucks to be a man because the world we live in is pushing women in a very stupid direction. The global problem is maintaining rural communities, even the Amish suffer with this because by trying to appeal to Modernists they lose the Traditionalists. The Meme of Sex in the City, being a bad bitch, Girlboss, and other shit is the slow death beyond low Total Fertility Rates (Basically replacement levels) in the West. I think men are fine with being a nobody if their work is something that contributes to society, but Women have basically been brainwashed for almost 80 years to want more and that they deserve everything. Small communities that helped the countries be self-sufficient are gonna die out. Covid basically showed everyone how much they depend on global supply chains, but no one's going to invest back into these communities without destroying them with DEI bullshit.

We live in a very Modernist, secular global world. Branca is right that it's retarded to care if you are just dating someone and that 'dating' someone for nearly a decade is retarded. The secular cohabitation is fucking godawful because it's void of any meaning past generations drew from it. Marriage was never get beat by your husband or be pushed together with some uncaring cold bitch who just wants you for kids, in a purely legal sense it was to legitimize offspring, but the cultural and religious Western idea of it has always been a romantic ideal.

I gonna start Doomposting if I keep going, but Chrissi is an unfunny bitch who struggled to roast a drunk twice married lawyer. It does not surprise me that she's Sue Lightening's sloppy seconds.
 
I finally caught up on the stream and to be honest I find Branca was a bit of an ass in this one and misread the room/stream especially when he is so drunk he misheard Hannah's joke about having to kill one's own child as a single mom to get a man to marry her since Branca said a man shouldn't marry a single mother and called her a cunt afterward. Like the fuck Branca take your drunk ass to bed my boomer. Chrissie obv came in and then misread Branca and got butt hurt towards him like that stream got uncomfortable real quick lol. While I'm on Chrissie fuck you you unfunny twat your dead mom joke towards Branca stunk just like your unused twat. Also Branca's antics on twitter was pretty breaded such as blocking people but he's so drunk/boomer angry he misread their tweet as hate when they were agreeing and dragging others like Andra Brukhart into his bitch fit with the everything is racist lolyer.

Nick apparently had a locals stream and reviewed the scuffle.

 
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I finally caught up on the stream and to be honest I find Branca was a bit of an ass in this one and misread the room/stream especially when he is so drunk he misheard Hannah's joke about having to kill one's own child as a single mom to get a man to marry her since Branca said a man shouldn't marry a single mother and called her a cunt afterward. Like the fuck Branca take your drunk ass to bed my boomer. Chrissie obv came in and then misread Branca and got butt hurt towards him like that stream got uncomfortable real quick lol. While I'm on Chrissie fuck you you unfunny twat your dead mom joke towards Branca stunk just like your unused twat. Also Branca's antics on twitter was pretty breaded such as blocking people but he's so drunk/boomer angry he misread their tweet as hate when they were agreeing and dragging others like Andra Brukhart into his bitch fit with the everything is racist lolyer.

Nick apparently had a locals stream and reviewed the scuffle.

Branca wanting to drag Burkhart and other people into his Natalie beef is a bit cringe and seems to have made him huff his own farts a little and him taking the joke from Hannah so personal was pretty breaded. But I do appreciate that this bit of stream drama was allowed to play out and we got to see some hilarity, aside from the drama that stream was pretty fucking boring even as background noise.
 
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Watch these.



Branca is ripping into Chrysse Mayer right now. It's great. He is fucking her up so bad that her simp fiancé will definitely want to fight him.


Neither did I but its worth it. Branca is singlehandedly patrolling the thots.
Man Branca is being a ruthless bastard taking these bitches to task. Mad respect, it takes a special kind of stupid bitch to see people gather around to mock a bitch and then think she got a bitch pass because she's with the people in the right mocking a bitch. Well, accountability isn't something these hoes are known for and some people hold their own accountable and have standards.

Would be awesome to have a Branca and Drex stream in the future.
 
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Can anyone give a quick TL;DR on what this drama is between Nick and Legalbytes? It keeps coming up on his streams but it's always incredibly vague or buried in an hour long meandering attempt to not piss off the other side like the video above and I have no idea what the actual fight is about.
It started during the Depp trial when DUI Guy (left) and James from Court (right) got caught on TV behind Elaine at the moment she asked a witness if he was just trying to get publicity for being involved in the trial and he shot back something to the effect that "I could ask the same about you."
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Literally everyone had an "oh shit" reaction, as you can see several other people with similar expressions and Elaine herself has a goofy expression like she knows she just got had. However, this blew way out of proportions when LB specifically singled out those two and started kvetching about it reflecting badly on "LawTube" when people "we" sent to court were goofing around and being disruptive. There was also an instance, I think the same day, when the judge had to tell the gallery to cut the noise or he'd clear them out, but I think both DUI guy and James said that they weren't making any commotion at that time; it was others in the gallery. I'm not sure if this rolled up into the same hairball in LB's craw or not.

The situation was exacerbated -- I think LB initially just intended to keep it in DMs -- but DUI guy happened to get her message while he was live streaming, so everyone saw his puzzled and hurt reaction and he basically had to explain that he'd got a DM saying that he and James were apparently no longer going to be welcome on her streams. So regardless of whether her intentions were to keep it private, it immediately became very public.

Nick then posted a video to his own channel basically saying that the drama was gay and saying that it's stupid to hold people accountable for other people's actions and his normal thing of "I'm not responsible for anyone else and nobody's responsible for me." Nobody "sent" anyone to court, they went out of their own volition and they're responsible for their own conduct, etc.

LB evidently felt like he should have addressed all of this with her personally in DMs instead of a public video (although he didn't even call her out directly; you'd have to know the context to know that her actions were the origin of his criticism), and she's held a grudge over it ever since.

Other folks have already given a pretty decent summary of the wedding and the struggle sessions that were had, all of which followed this origin, so I won't repeat that part.
I think Attorney Tom is friends with legal eagle. At least friendly enough to take pics together at cons, and IIRC he did a quick segment in an AT vid but I forget which one.
Attorney Tom tries to keep his politics off his YouTube channel and I think he's kinda just star struck because Legal Eagle was the OG lawtuber before he got TDS.
 
The only internet communities that function are absolute monarchies ruled by a divine despot with a cult of personality (Kiwifarms, Twitter post Musk revolution), or kleptocratic oligarchies kept in power by a shadowy police state beaurocracy (reddit, 4chan). The failure of democracy in internet communities is everyone thinks they can be president and represent the community.
 
Looks like Nick almost fell asleep on the dnd stream and left early. That's half an hour after saying that he slept late and woke up early.
 
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Rekieta is live with Branca covering the extreme skier Dan Cummings trial


:edit: trial just started and this fight between the state and defense is more hilarious then chrissie meyr's comedy routine.
 
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So on today's day stream Rackets talked about his meeting with his YouTube manager. Apparently the team that keeps track of high "alternative revenue" creators like him was asking why he hasn't been making much money from superchats this last month or so. :story::story::story:

YouTube has FINALLY noticed that one of its highest superchatters is no longer bringing them the bacon. The schadenfreude is real.
 
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