Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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I wonder, is he deleting some tweets? Why?
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I've suspected since he privated his account that he's being mass-reported on a bunch of his old tweets and worrried that Musk might've taken away the Troon shield that's made him immune all these years. Any other account would've been booted long ago for the stuff there.

Since the UKR invasion I've been following a bunch of pro-Russian channels that are under near constant mass-reporting by pro-Ukraine bots/whatever and they're forced to private their accounts often to clean out old offending posts that might provide cover for a suspension.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
100,000 fucking tweets. Good lord get a life man.
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“OK Elon, I’m deleting all the posts that encourage kids to take hormones, in accordance with our new child safety policy.”
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
Late, but basically. What makes it even funnier is that coding wasn't just done by women. It was invented by them, too, and so were a few crucial other parts of how modern technology even works.

A woman named Ada Lovelace invented coding all the way back in the 1840s (yes, really).

A woman Hedy Lamarr invented frequency-hopping which is one of the main reasons we even have Wi-Fi today.

And a woman named Margaret Hamilton (no, not the lady who played the evil witch in The Wizard of Oz. That's a different one.) was the lead programmer for NASA's Apollo guidance programs that ensured that the astronauts could get to, and from the moon safely, even if something went wrong.
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And yes, it was done all by hand during the beginning.

Anyone who says women can't code is talking out of their ass.
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And to think some Canadian magazine had the audacity to award "woman of the year" to a man...
Infuriating.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Hi Elliot, why are you using yet another service that uses CloudFlare, aren't you boycotting them?
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It's free real estate.

It doesn't matter how much money these socialist trannies have, they'll always want a free ride on the backs of other paying customers.
 
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Real Nigger Hours said:
It's almost as if registration is/was closed and I got an invite. This my 3rd or 4th account, I keep losing them because I don't really give a shit. Just stop with the gay oldfag/newfag shit, this is almost troon behavior. Anyway, back to the brick headed pervert...

Nigger, you edited this post like 5 times because you got so assblasted. :'(
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Nigger how are you possibly this upset over something that was obviously a joke from the very onset. You’re so assblasted you literally ran to my profile page to seethe at me. 2022 Newfags and emotional instability. Name a more iconic duo.

WARNING!!! EDIT ALERT!!!

P.S. - Editing rules. It prevents double posts, allows people to fix typos and throws autistics into a rage.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Lol why would a rep for a Tier 1 provider be using IRC of all things to contact a fucking miserable transvestite that's been annoying their email for the past week?
It's not 2008.
Fucking IRC, is Clyde Cash going to show up next?
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Man, Fong better hope not.

The shadow of Clyde Cash hangs heavy over chris chan over a decade later... if he were to return, I pity the lolcow he would set his eyes upon.

Not really, it would probably be hilarious.
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Now if only we could ping when Elliot checks his thread...
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Nah. Logging that would put so much strain on the Farms that'd it slow it down worse than any of Liz Fong-Jones' pissy little DDoS attacks. He can't afford decent DDoS attacks on account of the fact he was fired from Google for raping one of his coworkers, and I don't believe Honeycomb.io would be in a position to offer him Google money in his current role.
 
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AnOminous said:
Don't forget Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, who wrote the first compiler fit for mass use (COBOL), a language still in use today. The idea of computer languages in a human-readable format that could be compiled into machine language was a concept that had been around a while, but when she made it, there were literally people who didn't believe it because she was just this tiny birdlike little lady.

The thing about coding is that nobody gives a flying fuck who you are, just whether what you made actually works.
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She also coined the term "bug". She found a moth in the computer she was working on that had shorted something out which interfered with its operations.

The Smithsonian still has the bug. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/grace-hoppers-bug

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(I have pages to catch up on still, hope I'm not late)
 
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TheNazgulKing said:
Surely it can't get worse than this, I thought. This has to be the bottom of the barrel, I foolishly assumed.

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Okay, now I'm terrible at math, absolutely suck cock when it comes to statistics, but even I'm not quite this dense. Unless I'm completely wrong, this proposition (if you roll 1,000 dice long enough, you will eventually roll all 6's) absolutely proves why this story is an obvious lie and utterly retarded.

My cobweb-infested memory thinks the number of possible outcomes of 1,000 dice rolls (using 6-sided dice) is 6^1000, or (according to Wolfram Alpha) approximately 1.4166102... × 10^778. It's a number that's 779 digits long. And only one outcome among all of those possibilities is one where every trial in 1,000 results in a 6.

Even if I've got it backwards, that's 1,000^6, or 1 × 10^18, or 1 quintillion. So "just" a one-in-one-quintillion chance.

So this tranny is an absolute fucking idiot. Or I am if I've whiffed the math, I guess.
 
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