Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Ghostse said:
Like many addicts, His existence was more harmful than nothing.
Nothing would be an improvement.
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This is a good way to put it. He was actively harmful to almost everyone he ever interacted with, it becomes impossible to pity the guy when even his own suicide was an act of spite targeted at his own kin.
Spunt said:
He was a total hedonist. His entire life revolved around feeding his basest animal instincts.
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That's the funny thing about Tax, he never really came across as depressed or sad, drowning himself in booze and drugs to escape some kind of personal demon. He was a fucking black hole looking to stimulate his brain with every kind of happy chemical he could get his hands on. Pills and pies never failed him, but whenever the moist hole he was sticking his penis in got uppity the base instinct kicked in and he started to smash it in the not so sexual way.

"Woman make Lowtax angry! LOWTAX SMASH!"

You know actually it is probably a good thing Uwe didn't show him how to box beforehand. Boll probably saved his many wives a lot of pain, albeit accidentally.
 
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Tomorrow's the one year anniversary of Lowtax's death and this thread's probably gonna hit 1,000 pages right on the day. Anyone else have any random Lowtax content left to post? Here's a Canadian Mountie avatar he had in 2005 for reasons lost to time:

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Jersh says he doesn't want people celebrating page numbers, because he hates base-10 numbering systems or something.

So I definitely said that to warn people not to celebrate, not to add to the post count, not at all.
 
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Spunt said:
Jersh says he doesn't want people celebrating page numbers, because he hates base-10 numbering systems or something.

So I definitely said that to warn people not to celebrate, not to add to the post count, not at all.
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As a Florida man, Josh has 6 webbed toes on each foot, hence his love of base 12. Truly, Josh would have been the man for Lowtax- 20% more to love!
 
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Since we are looking at a Red Wave tonight I will always remember that Lowtax actually came back to the forums after the 2016 election because some one actually got to him that he was loosing money on all the Toxx bans the mods were not doing. Watching all the D&D/CSPAM people get banned/permabanned was a sight to behold (especially with the whining that they already donated the $10 to charity to get out of it). The one time Lowtax lust of easy greed actually did some good.
 
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What's the most amount of times someone was caught paying for membership after being banned?
 
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There were a couple of nutters with over 100 I rememebr.
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One of them was our very own Alex Knapik-Levert, aka Dare, who was banned over 150 times.

There was another schizo called Kyoon who would re-reg every few weeks and post more word salad, and a guy callung himself Matt Damon who I think held the overall record, using stolen credit cards to re-reg several hundred times.
 
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Spunt said:
One of them was our very own Alex Knapik-Levert, aka Dare, who was banned over 150 times.

There was another schizo called Kyoon who would re-reg every few weeks and post more word salad, and a guy callung himself Matt Damon who I think held the overall record, using stolen credit cards to re-reg several hundred times.
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There was another schizo who came from a rich family who registered hundreds of times. Of course, someone pointed him to Something Sensitive where he proceeded to schizopost. Then they created a section just for him to post and he did for a while. Supposedly if you emailed him he’d fill your inbox with schizoposts but I wasn’t willing to test that out for myself.
 
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