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Truly an amazing clip. To think that only a few months ago Keffals was so smug and relished every moment to shit on Jersh as he scrambled to get the farms back online. Now the farms is firing on all cylinders, the 100k is just about gone, and the balding blubbering mess cannot do their job without being such a fuckin downer. LOL I'm loving the fall. I am absolutely stunned at how quickly things went to shit for Lukey boy. That's gotta be record time for the huggest of Ls
 
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Today we'll take a look at some fan art by the talented artists in the wiggler community.

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And what's this?

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GOAT — 08/12/2022
I saw Keffals mentioning she wanted a puppy, so I made a :wigglerpup: emote (I made the dog after my old dog Rasmus, he was super old so he spit a lot lol)


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Nah, the photo is from July. As for the fan art, to be fair I intentionally picked the bad ones. There are a few examples that aren't so embarrassing, like these:

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(I think that's Keffals and MTG)

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Though it goes without saying the Kiwis absolutely have them beat, there's a lot of great and funny suff in the Art & Literature forum. And your Keffals pictures and edited emotes are great.


If the latest autism-powered door handle-identification dox is correct, he's staying here: Springbank Village Apartment

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Having spent an autistic amount of time and effort in the kiwiggler thread I'm kinda astonished at how mediocre to bad all of this art work is. The only two I like are the last one of the first post and the first one of second post and that's mainly due to both artists having a somewhat noticeably defined and refined style to the charters. Initially I was sympathetic to the fact that Keffals is a pretty boring subject to draw both traditionally and digitally drawing a human, even a stylized one is hard. But then I realized that Keffals had the perfect mascot with the wiggler template. Go look at what a bunch of casually interested retards can do with it. Now imagine people who actually like Keffals content did the same thing. For some stupid reason (read shamelessly girft) Keffals decided to make wigglers an exclusive thing that people had to pay money for. If Keffals cared about making content they would have dedicated a portion of stream time generally to sharing, looking at, rating and shouting out the artist's t of their favorite fan made wigglers. It would be a nice break to the mind numbing drama and politics Keffals seems so intent on chasing. Anyways most of these artist should stop trying to draw generic white (imitated) women in flannel and focus on something more interesting and artistically valued like fruit or naked old people.
The clip was from today's very short stream. It looks like he deleted the VOD. Here it is with the intro removed.

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As a depressed individual myself and having spent a stupid amount of time, drunk, high and crossed in past, present and future I'm convinced that Keffals is drunk and on some kind of stimulant in this clip. Weed is legal in Canada so its not hard to imagine that Keffals might be getting regularly high off camera and the recent 100,000 dollar grift seems to leave plenty left for the habit. Combined with their Adderall prescription they could be on quite a bit at this moment. Their slurred words with long pauses between thoughts, fidgety uncoordinated motions for doing a simple set up task that was more befitting for an off stream activity and self deprecating profanity filled chat responses speaks more them being well into the ride.
I am curious as to who they were talking to at the end when Keffals asked for the mic arm starting at 4:50 where Keffals gets the familiar intoxicated "what the fuck is everyone's deal" look with the classic "your killing my high and I hate you for it" emphatic WHat? before turning off the stream and then from what I can hear the second person says: "all your doing is talking about is how much you hate yourself on stream [you know? I know?] have the [screen or stream] set up [I mean] your.. your telling people that your depressed, that your sad, there no way..." And thats its before Keffals cuts the audio with the first syllable of their hazy minded rebuttal.
Seems like a depression arc to me.

Autistic Post Script: The album When She Met Herself by Asa’s Mezzanine was a wonderful listen when making this post.
 
Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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Seeing this glimpse into Lucas' miserable life all but reassures me and probably some of you in the conviction that he's a miserable bitch who hates his life and whose sole goal is to make sure everyone here becomes as miserable as he is.
 
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Having spent an autistic amount of time and effort in the kiwiggler thread I'm kinda astonished at how mediocre to bad all of this art work is. The only two I like are the last one of the first post and the first one of second post and that's mainly due to both artists having a somewhat noticeably defined and refined style to the charters. Initially I was sympathetic to the fact that Keffals is a pretty boring subject to draw both traditionally and digitally drawing a human, even a stylized one is hard. But then I realized that Keffals had the perfect mascot with the wiggler template. Go look at what a bunch of casually interested retards can do with it
I'm still salty mine didn't make it into the OP. I worked on it for a whole 10 minutes ;(
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That was bad. Really bad. I honestly wonder how Lucas will view this behavior in 10 years. Legit felt no schadenfreude. I should... but I cant. This is a broken person. His parents failed him by never putting a stop to this madness.
and yet, i'm forcing myself to remember this guy wanted us all doxed, harmed and "fearful" simply because we use this dumb site.

If he didnt fuck with a hibernating bear he wouldnt have been mauled. He brought it on himself and we shouldnt feel an ounce of pity
 
Lmao, of course this clown would still be licking up to Keffals.
Rapeskull is an angry rapist desperate to revive his thread and upset that the farms really doesn't care much about him. The bald asshole. His real name is Matt Myers and he never had the balls to cut his balls off and troon out.
 
Goddamn I love this thread. I knew Lucas would shoot himself in the face but not in such a spectacular fashion. Lightning rod indeed. Thanks Lucas for helping the cause of normal people becoming aware of the absolute stupidity and dangers of trans woke narratives and bullshit! You and Elliot are helping people wake up to what we collectively have known for years- the medias a shill, Twitter is shit, and troons are fucked up pedos. Thanks! As an added bonus you’ve also helped Josh become this smarter, stronger, and respected (at least by myself and a few others I know) Sysop, and helped make us aware of companies that we SHOULDNT patronize ever. You’re such a great ad for the companies that didn’t fuck with Josh that you shoulda been on payroll. I can’t stop laughing at just how much schadenfreude you have bestowed upon us. We have enough to have leftovers for months. Dumbass.

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Someone is sick of his shit :story:

"All you're doing is talking about how much you hate yourself on stream, and you don't even have the screen wall set up. I mean, you're telling people that you're depressed, that you're sad..."

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Disagree on this one. It's hard to tell as I believe the only time we've heard the ex-fiance's voice on stream was when they flew out to Northern Ireland to give that statement on stream about the SWATing. [Raw Unarchived Stream] 52:50 for a voice comparison.
It's hard to tell because we're comparing someone talking directly into a high quality microphone as opposed to the microphone picking up a voice across the room.

Keffals does have a brother I believe, it could be him?
On a side note however: I think we all knew this but confirmed that that screen was blocking view of a door behind it. Keffals forgot to pull it all the way out.
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I'd imagine today as the KeffalsUpdates account posted saying how Keffals was live now (about 3 hours ago). Guessing whoever on mic talked them out of streaming.
Is that really what he's saying? To me, it sounds more like "you know you don't have to stream while sad", but it could go either way tbh
They do mention it, just not by name:

They essentially say dropping the Kiwi Farms had negative consequences, but not dropping them may have resulted in different negative consquences.
Reading between the lines here:
"[keeping KF] could cause us to experience significant adverse political, business, and reputational consequences with customers, employees, suppliers, government entities, and other third parties. ... We may also experience other adverse political, business and reputational consequences with prospective and current customers, employees, suppliers, and others related to the activities of our paying and free customers, especially if such hostile, offensive, or inappropriate use is highly publicized."

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"[dropping KF] may harm our brand and reputation. ... We received significant adverse feedback for these decisions from those concerned about our ability to pass judgment on our customers and the users of our network and products, or to censor them by limiting their access to our products, and"

So:

  • They got threats from employees (makes sense, lot of them are trannies)
  • They got threats from governments (this might be apropos Christchurch, however)
  • They went into much more detail about the former, as if they're trying to justify it in detail.
  • "Those concerned" are just randos seething/EFF
Of greater interest:
[re: keeping] "... We are aware of some potential customers that have indicated their decision to not subscribe to our products was impacted, at least in part, by the actions or potential actions of certain of our paying and free customers.
[re: dropping] " ... we are aware of potential customers who decided not to subscribe to our products because of this."

I don't know why, but the latter uses much more direct language. Either:
  1. it's because they didn't actually lose any potential customers from keeping it ("decision ... was impacted, at least in part" vs "decided not to subscribe ... because of this") so they have to use vague language, or
  2. they want to make it seem more serious so the big guys won't force them in the future
It is securities fraud to lie in these documents ("following escalating, direct threats towards individuals"), so you can report it to the SEC here if you care. The phrasing is vague enough that it's probably fine, but it might be interesting if the SEC asks them what's going on and they send a formal response covered by FOIA.

It's worth reading into this autistically because they make lawyers prepare it, so the information content is higher than random blog posts.
 
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Alternative viewpoint: All they had to do was astroturf the fart porn reviews so that Lucas wasn't stuck with ONE 1-star review calling the farts fake lmao

You can't make shit like that up, weirder than fiction :story:


Stop that, every time you name the beast, the CIA plot to take our asses offline gets 7 more layers of complexity. Next it'll be remote-controlled cyber-cockroaches with C4 micro-detonating on datacenters and trained dolphins lasering underwater fiber lines.
When you put it that way, how can it not be awsome? That's some James bond shit.
 
No one runs in that family. Except mental disorders and diabetes.
It's 9fag time!
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Alternative viewpoint: All they had to do was astroturf the fart porn reviews so that Lucas wasn't stuck with ONE 1-star review calling the farts fake lmao
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!

Where the main problem with keffals and his fart porn is that his farts were FAKE!
 
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