DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

DSP probably really does get sponsership offers from marketing companies. Im sure his channel has enough views/subs to end up on cold contact lists that marketers use. Could he actually get these sponserships? Probably not, if he said he was interested then the marketers or company that hired them would probably do research and decline the partnership.

Considering that people can call "Raid: Shadow legends" a piece of shit and will continue to receive sponsorship offers for it, it wouldn't at all be a surprise for him to be getting them. I think the reason he's not taking any is that he's offended by them when he sees how much they're offering him, assuming that they're not just asking him for his numbers. Phil's not the kind of person to haggle so he's likely only getting the extreme lowballs for offers.

The other problem Phil would have is actually going through with the sponsorship without being told to go back and do it again. Creators are expected to follow the company's script, something that Phil has never been able to do. And given that his last sponsorships were over 4 years ago, he's more than likely completely unaware of this. And that would be the best case scenario of them not caring about his toxicity (which wouldn't be at all surprising considering how hard it is to get them to stop offering).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Considering that people can call "Raid: Shadow legends" a piece of shit and will continue to receive sponsorship offers for it, it wouldn't at all be a surprise for him to be getting them. I think the reason he's not taking any is that he's offended by them when he sees how much they're offering him, assuming that they're not just asking him for his numbers. Phil's not the kind of person to haggle so he's likely only getting the extreme lowballs for offers.

The other problem Phil would have is actually going through with the sponsorship without being told to go back and do it again. Creators are expected to follow the company's script, something that Phil has never been able to do. And given that his last sponsorships were over 4 years ago, he's more than likely completely unaware of this. And that would be the best case scenario of them not caring about his toxicity (which wouldn't be at all surprising considering how hard it is to get them to stop offering).

Another thing that's a problem for this retarded boomer is the fact that he most likely doesn't get live read sponsorships, they all require people to edit in a video clip of the game/VPN/online gambling site/whateverthefuck with narration from The Guy they signed a sponsorship with. Editing in a clip of stock footage that the company would send him with him narrating over it would be too hard dood, easily HOURS upon HOURS of work every day. He wants those robust live reads where he can just go on an incoherent rant for 5 minutes shilling the absolute shit out of some piece of garbage that's marked up over 100% and holding it up to the camera. Unfortunately for him, most companies that work with literally everyone, even a toxic pigroach with a bottom-of-the-barrel reputation, want those edited in advertisement clips.

 

[Dona Morte]

I feel it too Scar.
The fear of the manbaby.

Dave also took selfies.
Pack it up boys.
Phil DID NOT beg tonight.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I finally got around to playing FF7 Remake recently, and I really enjoyed the chapter in Sector 5 when you're reunited with Aeris. She was very endearing. The quests with her and the orphans was wholesome and fun.

Meanwhile, in the pigroach playthrough, phil behaves like a spoiled brat with no patience or appreciation. The quintessential consoomer manchild. The retard has no business playing an RPG.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

The average American puts over 100k into a stupid mobile game? The average American begs in order to be able to pay their bills? The average American refuses to get a job?

I like you Marlintan, but Phil is in no way an "average American."

We shouldn't compare him to any average, since he's been living in Wonderland for at least the last 12 years.

>liking Marlin

 

[Kiwi Andy]

DSP is a cow that has a special place in my heart because I started following him very very early on in his SF4 youtube days.

I very much like the OP of this thread because this message holds value:
"If a simple summary is suffice enough, do not give DSP your money. DSP is a hateful, stupid, immoral liar, and any perception to the contrary is irrefutably wrong."

It is strange that long time followers sometimes develop a nostalgic feeling for him and revert back from detractor to fan. While DSP is actually relatively wholesome compared to a lot of the massive degenerates on this site, he will always be a lazy manipulative gout ridden narcissistic e-beggar with no redeeming qualities.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

It is strange that long time followers sometimes develop a nostalgic feeling for him and revert back from detractor to fan. While DSP is actually relatively wholesome compared to a lot of the massive degenerates on this site, he will always be a lazy manipulative gout ridden narcissistic e-beggar with no redeeming qualities.

“Wholesome” is not the right word, I’d go with “tame.”

 

[Johnny Doxville]

He wants those robust live reads where he can just go on an incoherent rant for 5 minutes shilling the absolute shit out of some piece of garbage that's marked up over 100% and holding it up to the camera. Unfortunately for him, most companies that work with literally everyone, even a toxic pigroach with a bottom-of-the-barrel reputation, want those edited in advertisement clips.

See cum town do those kind of ad reads for multiple companies, they're clearly zero effort and the hosts work it into a bit, Phil wouldn't cause he's unfunny mouthbreather with no sense of comedy.

Seeing Phil do a read for blue chew would be so unintentionally funny though

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

why the fuck is he still playing that gay children's disney game?

 

[UaineRunei]

why the fuck is he still playing that gay children's disney game?

Because it's a kids game that he can plow through half-asleep, while Derich and Jayde keep typing worthless comments to him so he can pretend it's an "interactive stream".

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Because it's a kids game that he can plow through half-asleep Ginned, while Derich and Jayde keep typing worthless comments to him so he can pretend it's an "interactive stream".

Fixed that.

 

[marlintan]

>I like Marlin

Love you too JoJo

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Guess who's going to bitch?

 

[Tears for T]

Guess who's going to bitch?
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Oh, he will bitch about it, and in secret activate it to become better at the game.

 

[Lord_Point]

why the fuck is he still playing that gay children's disney game?

Because in Derich Valley you go around collecting disney action figures and pretend they are your friends. Collecting children's toys (or gifs) is one of the cornerstones of Dave's personality which is why he still holds on to that wolverine story well into his middle age.

And don't forget the time he murdered his friend T in cold blood to get his grubby hoofs on his street fighter toys. DSPs need for childrens toys was so great he gunned down an unarmed black youth, in broad daylight, just so he could get his streetfighter keychain dolls. Underestimate this mans toy lust at your own peril.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And don't forget the time he murdered his friend T in cold blood to get his grubby hoofs on his street fighter toys. DSPs need for childrens toys was so great he gunned down an unarmed black youth, in broad daylight, just so he could get his streetfighter keychain dolls. Underestimate this mans toy lust at your own peril.

This is dangerous misinformation and slander against Phil. Phil didn't kill T in cold blood, he merely put out a hit on him. He offered payment in exposure and after the deed was done he shouted out the names of his killers at the next Street Fighter tournament he attended.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Guess who's going to bitch?
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He's going to be fucking ecstatic.

 

[Lord_Point]

He's going to be fucking ecstatic.

Guess who's going to bitch?
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Its offline only, so probably a net positive for him. He can just "turn it on to see what it does" to make the story mode even easier. Don't forget, mr. Allata P. Paul demands Dave grinds 40 hours of story mode before he touches online gameplay for any multiplayer game.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Because in Derich Valley you go around collecting disney action figures and pretend they are your friends. Collecting children's toys (or gifs) is one of the cornerstones of Dave's personality which is why he still holds on to that wolverine story well into his middle age.

And don't forget the time he murdered his friend T in cold blood to get his grubby hoofs on his street fighter toys. DSPs need for childrens toys was so great he gunned down an unarmed black youth, in broad daylight, just so he could get his streetfighter keychain dolls. Underestimate this mans toy lust at your own peril.

This is dangerous misinformation and slander against Phil. Phil didn't kill T in cold blood, he merely put out a hit on him. He offered payment in exposure and after the deed was done he shouted out the names of his killers at the next Street Fighter tournament he attended.

No, you're both wrong. Dave killed T for looking at another mans cock. It was just a lovers spat, a crime of passion.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Its offline only, so probably a net positive for him. He can just "turn it on to see what it does" to make the story mode even easier. Don't forget, mr. Allata P. Paul demands Dave grinds 40 hours of story mode before he touches online gameplay for any multiplayer game.

I think he could go one of two ways on this.
1. Play up the accessibility angle. "It's great that more people can play Street Fighter now. Superblindman said on Twitter that he loves mashing one button and hearing 'You win!' AAA developers have no excuse not to include features only used by 0.1% of the game playing population."
2. Play up his Street Fighter elitism. "Nobody who actually wants to play Street Fighter is going to buy the game for this because if you use it you aren't playing the real competitive game. Capcom are a bunch of idiots for even including it."
Actually come to think of it, he'll probably make both these arguments and sit on the fence.