Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

It's just keeps happening.

Spoiler: Gay seggs

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Армия Рабсии
Muh based and trad russia my ass.We wuz fighting globohomo and shieeet.
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Imagine the smell.

>blurs out the blue checkmark thumbnail
>doesn’t blur out the guy getting buck broken

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

China remembers the ‘non‘ wars they had with the Soviets they now know Putin needsallies and they will be that ally for VERY BIG PAY.

 

[GoPro]

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Excuse me sir, you dropped this.
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I like how the problem he has is it being called "gay" (which it is), and not it being normalized sexual assault.

Great priorities there.

All that gay sex is just a part Russian military culture, specifically of a phenomenon know as Dedovshchina. This practice goes back centuries, all the way to the imperial Russia era.
Dedovshchina is still entrenched in Russian military. If it wasn't, Russian armed forces would not have to take new measures every decade to counter dedovshchina, there wouldn't be cases of soldier deaths or suicides because of it every few years, nor prosecutions and cases of soldiers coming forward regarding the abuse. Russian media covers it for a reason. Even orgs backed by the Russian government have articles on dedovshchina and how it is still a problem. Here's one example from RT https://archive.ph/QRNDV

 

[Kreitani]

> be vatnik
> volunteer to fight dills
> drive onto a mine
> lose your legs
> get thrown out of hospital
> get labeled a deserter to avoid paying for your injuries

 

[Meth Until Death]

Looks like it's getting chilly in Donetsk. Hopefully the Wagner mercenaries and Chechens give the conscripts a blanket to keep warm before they rape them.

Unfortunately anal lube is in short supply on the frontlines so the Christian Crusaders defending against globohomo will be going in dry. I've heard KGB Patriarch Kirill said being forcibly buttfucked by Chechen Muslims and pozzed Wagner prisoners is penance for your sins, so bend over and take it boys!

American + latent homosexuality; name a more iconic duo. Goddamn you're a faggot, please take your homoerotic fantasies elsewhere, cheers poofta

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> be vatnik
> volunteer to fight dills
> drive onto a mine
> lose your legs
> get thrown out of hospital
> get labeled a deserter to avoid paying for your injuries

You're a vile little fuckin weirdo who celebrates people's suffering.
What's the point of this post, is it meant to be funny? Is it meant to be informative?

Edit - My words stuck a little close to home huh? Every mati = closeted seppo. Lol. Lmao even

 

[demicolon]

Am I high or is Ukraine supposed to be the underdog despite being backed in every conceivable way by 99% of the world?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Am I high or is Ukraine supposed to be the underdog despite being backed in every conceivable way by 99% of the world?

I think the underdog label is because of Russia's size and resources compared to Ukraine. That's just a surface level observation

I'd imagine things are probably not so simple though if you look at the details but I am far too uneducated to make an essay-long analysis on that

 

[The Grognard]

I think the underdog label is because of Russia's size and resources compared to Ukraine. That's just a surface level observation

I'd imagine things are probably not so simple though if you look at the details but I am far too uneducated to make an essay-long analysis on that

It is also the most frequent kind of narrative to be put when it comes to supporting one's geopolitical asset during a war. See also: "Plucky little Israel" narratives to justify sending 17 trillion USD for them to test latest Lockmart crap on Palestinian children and those "brave Mujahideen fighters" from Rambo 3 getting their stinger missiles which most certainly won't come back to haunt them.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You know half the time I hope Ukraine wins but then I read all the hohol smugposts.
Then I hope the vatniks win and actually yeah they smug post too but not as much. Still kinda annoying.

At the end I just want the killing to end so normal people can live their lives and both governments can FUCK OFF.

A rather typical and somewhat benign Western lolbert view that puts the blame on some evil politicians.
Well, this is East Europe, and I have some bad news for you. Ethnic conflict is real, regardless of politicians existing or not. Peoples treasure the land they live on, sometimes for multiple generations, with many ancestors dying defending it. East Europe is not like America which is full of refugees and all sorts of displaced peoples without a clear identity and without a blood connection to the land.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

A rather typical and somewhat benign Western lolbert view that puts the blame on some evil politicians.
Well, this is East Europe, and I have some bad news for you. Ethnic conflict is real, regardless of politicians existing or not. Peoples treasure the land they live on, sometimes for multiple generations, with many ancestors dying defending it. East Europe is not like America which is full of refugees and all sorts of displaced peoples without a clear identity and without a blood connection to the land.

Maybe. I guess I just don’t get it. Who cares what name I get to grill at? As long as I get to grill I don’t care if I am Ukrainian or Russian.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Maybe. I guess I just don’t get it. Who cares what name I get to grill at? As long as I get to grill I don’t care if I am Ukrainian or Russian.

Oh, of course you get it. America is essentially like a fortress, when was the last time you got invaded, when did your cities looked like Mariupol, when did your populations had to endure like Stalingrad once had to? This bubble of artificial safety creates specific ideological inclinations and desires, to be left alone to grill for example.
The reality however is that the planet is fucking ruthless and deeply unsafe, there is evil everywhere, survival is still as important as it was a thousand years ago, and there is no end of history and kumbaya singing, and safety never ever lasts, just like empires don't last.
Regardless of who "wins" (considering the many thousands of dead people, both sides already lost, as they are below demographic replacement levels), there will be consequences for the rest of us and our societies. Shifting the balance of power between east and west, between neoliberalism and autocracy, between authoritarian rule and progressive degeneracy, all of this will send seismic ripples through the world.
I do agree in full that it would be amazing if the killing just stopped. I'd be quite happy even with a long term armistice, which would preserve the status quo as it is now, just diminish the violence, but chances are quite small, because Russia is showing weakness, Ukraine has Western funding and weaponry, and this is exactly the sort of situation that guarantees continuation of full war, with neither side being hurt severely enough to desire peace.

 

[IKOL]

You're a vile little fuckin weirdo who celebrates people's suffering.
What's the point of this post, is it meant to be funny? Is it meant to be informative?

his post is meant to show that ukraine shills are no better than casual troons on twitter.
Honest opinion? They succeed in this (dehumanizing themselves I mean).

In case you don't understand the reason for my merriment, consider what happens in the US tomorrow, and how Ukraine not being able to stop losing is going to impact the Democrats' chances in the midterms, and what that means for the gibs meant for Ukraine in the future.

So far it have been proven to be insignificant because average NPC just doesn't care for Ukraine, really. What really matters to voters are abortion, trans right and whatever else domestic shit turned sodomy they have.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh, of course you get it. America is essentially like a fortress, when was the last time you got invaded, when did our cities looked like Mariupol, when did your populations had to endure like Stalingrad once had to? This bubble of artificial safety creates specific ideological inclinations and desires, to be left alone to grill for example.
The reality however is that the planet is fucking ruthless and deeply unsafe, there is evil everywhere, survival is still as important as it was a thousand years ago, and there is no end of history and kumbaya singing, and safety never ever lasts, just like empires don't last.
Regardless of who "wins" (considering the many thousands of dead people, both sides already lost, as they are below demographic replacement levels), there will be consequences for the rest of us and our societies. Shifting the balance of power between east and west, between neoliberalism and autocracy, between authoritarian rule and progressive degeneracy, all of this will send seismic ripples through the world.
I do agree in full that it would be amazing if the killing just stopped. I'd be quite happy even with a long term armistice, which would preserve the status quo as it is now, just diminish the violence, but chances are quite small, because Russia is showing weakness, Ukraine has Western funding and weaponry, and this is exactly the sort of situation that guarantees continuation of full war, with neither side being hurt severely enough to desire peace.

Of course you are right. As an Amerimutt we have never had to fight for our national identity like many have, it is just there because of luck of geography really. I guess I have to realize that losing that identity means a lot more when it comes to other cultures.

 

[White_N]

So far it have been proven to be insignificant because average NPC just doesn't care for Ukraine, really. What really matters to voters are abortion, trans right and whatever else domestic shit turned sodomy they have.

This completely captures the image of the "supporter"

 

[IKOL]

Well, well, well.

Putin's currency and economy is collapsing so hard that...

Things are so bad in the world, due to the sanctions wrecking everyone else so hard, the U.S. need to keep doing business in some effort to lessen the self-inflicted blow?

Wait, what?

Don't look at me, I don't understand this shit either.

Anyone else find it strange how russian troops are barely able to film murky 144p quality videos when it comes to their glorious totally-winning-guiz-and-not-getting-slaughtered efforts on the battlefield and yet when it comes to the footage they make of anally raping eachother in the barracks that shits like in HD by comparison

Really noggles the boglin....

they rape them.

И потом вы пидоры спрашиваете почему ваши шизоидальные иллюзии касательно полной изолированности России это хуйня полная, не соответствует реалиям.
Сука, ну почему так много долбоебов и пидорасов-педофилов среди хохольских жополизов...

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Don't look at me, I don't understand this shit either.



И потом вы пидоры спрашиваете почему ваши шизоидальные иллюзии касательно полной изолированности России это хуйня полная, не соответствует реалиям.
Сука, ну почему так много долбоебов и пидорасов-педофилов среди хохольских жополизов...

Там одни анально-озабоченные биполярные хронические онанисты сидят, прямо по Фрейду. Если у них зрада, то они нервно ерзают на стуле, представляют как чеченцы ебут хохлов, и сами дрочат на это. Если перемога, то тоже дрочат, но уже с криками и радостно, так как представляют что роли поменялись и теперь хохлы ебут чеченцев. Иногда когда болезнь стихает они представляют как чеченцы ебут других чеченцев, что особого восторга у них не вызывает, но вздрочнуть на это тоже могут. Срамота, короче. Надо звать санитаров.

Here's something funny. Khokhols trying to make fun of Russian MREs but they stop laughing very quickly and become all jealous and butthurt. Also note how they're calling it "pig food" and immediately proceed to dig in.

 

[NSJAP]

>its real

 

[Kreitani]

Is it time to laugh at russians again?

Hehe

 

[Got Milk!]

Lmao, you almost figured it out. Almost.

Here's a hint: They all have Ukrainian accents. It's filmed in HD in Poland somewhere for consumption by NAFO cumguzzlers. Now that this is settled, try posting something you didn't get from the gay section on Pornhub (or your local American children's library).

Man, the quality of Ukrainian recruits has gone to the shitter. Are they raiding old folks homes? This unfortunate fella was captured by Dagestanis, who hilariously beat him with a slipper. Edit: On a second watch, is the captive trying to speak in English? He's got some weird accent if he is.
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Yeah he definitely said "I don't understand" in the most faggoty voice I've heard in a long time.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

As much as I want to style on vatnikbros right now, I'm genuinely surprised by this retreat. Even dedicated pro-Z bois are throwing in some shade.




I was convinced we'd see no major shifts in territory until spring due to overall weariness, strong Russian defensive positions and upcoming winter. My bet is that the bridge strike was the leading cause to all this and it fucked Russian logistics to an extreme degree.