Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A Sunset]

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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Good to know he spent 2% of his fucking 100K given to him in good faith on a "gamer chair". Gamers rise up and fleece those suckers in the name of trans activism!

Keffals in his absolute ingenious mind, hammers a screw to the wall with an electric drill to hang a picture.
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What a fucking retard. Good job mongoloid, why don't you try pounding bread with the bottom of a knife next time you want to slice it. This is your IQ on HRT and Soy, folks.

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Apparently during this stream he is hanging framed fanart in that gap on the right. He claims not to be hanging this one because "didn't have a frame for it"; I think he just doesn't want the phrase "Josh Moon having gay sex nudes" in the background of every stream Also plans to do video essays standing in front of the fanart but doesn't want to be called a Breadtuber.
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"woman" This stream will be a true treasure trove of hunchback man body screenshots.
edit: "I am not AGP, I am HSTS". Keffals is now discussing Blanchard onstream and referring to his theory as "transgender horoscopes".

This new obsession with fanart really entertains me. I like to think that just like he got obsessed with makeup, being an e-thot, and dressing slutty after this thread mocked his frumpy clothes, inability to groom and hideous appearnace.....his inexplicable obsession with fanart is because of all the art on this thread. Maybe he found his dedicated art thread, and wants to hang the art to soothe himself. I guarantee Lucas reads this fucking thread, how could he not.

Also, bro, in no universe are you being mistaken for a woman. That's a dude. Was it too hard to try dressing like a woman for more than a week?

I will give him slight credit that I like his neon light streamer thing. However, that shit ain't cheap nigga. We're talking 800 bucks or something. More grift-bux well spent!

 

[Procrastinhater]

This stream will be a true treasure trove of hunchback man body screenshots.
edit: "I am not AGP, I am HSTS". Keffals is now discussing Blanchard onstream and referring to his theory as "transgender horoscopes".

Of course, Lucas, the guy who tries to skinwalk attractive women his autism fixated on, and who made BDSM (Fake) Fart Porn isn't an AGP pervert, perish the thought, he's HSTS.

In all seriousness though, he's probably a combination of both and why Blanchards isn't the most accurate model for these freaks.
Lucas clearly has AGP traits, but is a raging homosexual as well, which means he's sort of both I think.
Anyone who understands this bullshit more feel free to clarify if I'm wrong.

 

[BelUwUga]

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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Don't knock Herman Miller but of course the faggot wouldn't settle for the Cadillac of ergonomics, they had to spring for the useless Logitech branding and likely decline in quality.
I'm not sure I even want to attempt parsing what's said. You may not be gay Keffals, whatever that means to you, but you are and always will be a massive faggot. And you will NEVER be a woman. Edit:

Nice try with the trickery to hide the thinning in your part. Shifting just enough to make it a solid black line just makes it obvious to anyone who's seen the "natural" state. More minor points: you're not Greek or the wrong kind of Italian, trim those fucking sideburns. Also $100K in GFM, $2K for a chair, and you still can't spring for conditioner? Also since I literally just heard this, how are you a bottom but not gay? E2: At the request of Keffals, here's those cutouts as requested. More just to prove you have more dedicated haters than fans:

 

[JohnWick]

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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iS a MAN nOt eNtiTlEd t0 tHe sWeAt oF HIS bRoW

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, an ergonomic chair that's good for his posture is one of the things he actually needs, unlike cheap prostitute clothes, fast foods and drugs.
I do question the choice of buying a "gamer chair" though. Those things tend to cost way more than office chairs that function exactly the same but do not have a stupid logo.

Yeah 2 grand seems exorbitant for that. I have an electric powered recliner for my study/game room that has a heated seat and a massage function that cost less than that. Brand "gamer chairs" are a meme and a total rip off imo.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Yeah, an ergonomic chair that's good for his posture is one of the things he actually needs, unlike cheap prostitute clothes, fast foods and drugs.
I do question the choice of buying a "gamer chair" though. Those things tend to cost way more than office chairs that function exactly the same but do not have a stupid logo.

Dumbass probably only bought it for the tacky logitech branding. Everything is skin deep with Lucas. Ironic because he doesn’t take care of his skin, or hair or posture.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I know we joke about you killing yourself, because you're trans and your kind always seem to suicide, but (at least I hope) no one here is actually psychotic enough to want you to die.

Want is such a strong word but we're talking about a sociopathic freak who gets off on persuading kids into submitting to irreversible surgeries and dosing themselves with bootleg HRT, causing incredible physical, emotional, and psychological damage. Thanks to Keffals, some of these kids will go their entire lives without experiencing an adult orgasm, and that's just for starters.

I'm not a particularly nice guy IRL but I strive to be a good man. I know wishing death upon someone is wrong, un-Christian, and I am a Christian, albeit not a very good one. That said, fuck this lumbering, hunchbacked, balding Canuck. He grooms children. He gets in their heads. He ruins their lives. The only thing I would feel if Keffals offed himself would be nothing at all, a kind of glorious indifference.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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I'm not sure I even want to attempt parsing what's said. You may not be gay Keffals, whatever that means to you, but you are and always will be a massive faggot. And you will NEVER be a woman. Edit:
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Nice try with the trickery to hide the thinning in your part. Shifting just enough to make it a solid black line just makes it obvious to anyone who's seen the "natural" state. More minor points: you're not Greek or the wrong kind of Italian, trim those fucking sideburns. Also $100K in GFM, $2K for a chair, and you still can't spring for conditioner? Also since I literally just heard this, how are you a bottom but not gay?

He's a homophobe now too?

 

[None Drunk Username]

Keffals in his absolute ingenious mind, hammers a screw to the wall with an electric drill to hang a picture.
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I see things like this and think in my mind with my Hank Hill voice, "We wouldn't have so many troons if we forced boys to take woodshop or metalshop in school I tell ya hwat."

 

[gay]

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

he could become Herman Miller's Jared from Subway, "Look how this chair unhunched my back!"

pedo revelation saga where Lucas gets sent to prison included, of course.

 

[jimmybags]

Between this chair and the $1400 IP2 backpack he never uses, that's $3,400 of his GoFundMe we know will never benefit the trans community, a rare Lucas W in my book. For that kind of money, a doctor would hack off at least one testicle or tit.

What if his long game is to become an exaggerated caricature of trans men and to do terrible things so the trans community he is tied to abecomes even more vilified and causes less young men to adopt transgenderism as a result? Lucas is sacrificing his body and reputation for a greater good and for that I salute him o7

 

[The Line]

This new obsession with fanart really entertains me

He's particularly fixated on that art yoloswagstudios did of him. Even went so far as to buy a printed copy and post it when it arrived in the mail. This is now the ~4-5th time he's posted or shown something related to that parody comic, and now it's going to be in the background of every one of his streams.

Which makes this even funnier is that he referred to yoloswag as his "friend", and yoloswag made some remark on video that he was weirded out by Luke calling this guy he had 1 or 2 encounters with a friend. This video is a few weeks back in the thread.

Poor yoloswag. He makes one comic and now there's an unstable HRTpig on uppers who's parasocially obsessed with him.

 

[Punished Neco]

lmao, it's so fucking obvious Lucas is fiending to get back on Twitter

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But people might be mean to him there, so he has to stay in his Discord hugbox that he can fully control. Very sad.

Hahaha, that's so funny.
It'd be a real pity if there was evidence of Keffals posting on Twitter 6 hours ago. Seems no-one archived it but looking at the replies it seems to have been commentary on the election of some type. Posting 2 replies to the post to give a gist of what it could have been about.

Another day, another day of Keffals "team" not being able to keep them off of Twitter for more than 24 hours.

Lucas' live now.

I have something important to show you - keffals on Twitch

keffals went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Just Chatting VOD now.

www.twitch.tv

Please draw your attention to 34:35 where he displays his "Bussolini" drawing from that yoloswag drawfag. Lucas, the eternal retard, did not think to remove the original packaging or mask off the handwritten address at the back.
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Looks like it says
CLARA "BUSSOLINI" SORRENTI
156 Centre St, London
ONTARIO CANADA
N6J 1T5

which is his previous known address.

If we are to believe that this yoloswag person emailed the sketch to Lucas while he was still aboard (either in NI or USA), it would probably make sense that the package was sent to that address and not the new one.
Or...

Oh well, good job at being a retard in any case, Lucas.

Honestly, I don't know whether to praise you for your eagle eye or whether to lament the fact you didn't keep this on the down low on the chance that Keffals did the same mistake with a more recent fan art (one that wasn't sent whilst Keffals was in Northern Ireland/Twitchcon).
Doubt this mistake will be repeated in the future sadly.

Then again... Keffals and learning from his mistakes doesn't exactly go hand in hand.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Keffals in his absolute ingenious mind, hammers a screw to the wall with an electric drill to hang a picture.
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Wow maybe he really is a woman

 

[Jack Awful]

Lucas' live now.

I have something important to show you - keffals on Twitch

keffals went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Just Chatting VOD now.

www.twitch.tv

Please draw your attention to 34:35 where he displays his "Bussolini" drawing from that yoloswag drawfag. Lucas, the eternal retard, did not think to remove the original packaging or mask off the handwritten address at the back.
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Looks like it says
CLARA "BUSSOLINI" SORRENTI
156 Centre St, London
ONTARIO CANADA
N6J 1T5

which is his previous known address.

If we are to believe that this yoloswag person emailed the sketch to Lucas while he was still aboard (either in NI or USA), it would probably make sense that the package was sent to that address and not the new one.
Or...

Oh well, good job at being a retard in any case, Lucas.

Him immediately moving back to the address he "fled" from due to "imminent danger" when he claimed he was gonna move is the most fitting thing.

 

[The Line]

Him immediately moving back to the address he "fled" from due to "imminent danger" when he claimed he was gonna move is the most fitting thing.

Nah, I'm almost certain that he is in a new apartment. He's said that the printed art was shipped to his old address. And yes, Luke isn't the most accurate, but there's usually always a kernel of truth in what he says. There's also been a dox that matches where he is very closely.

 

[BelUwUga]

He's a homophobe now too?

He says he's not gay but then also got on to chat for making fun of him admitting to being a bottom? It's all very haram. Speaking of...

YELLA HABIBI! Edit because Sanpaku Keffals deserves to be captured for posterity:

 

[Nightmare Friends]

Lucas has been a boring retard for quite some time now, but the creatures that surround him really make it worthwhile. I've been laughing for like 10 minutes looking at this thing.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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The embody chair is like $1200 I think, at least that's what I paid.
Slapping a Logitech logo and making it all black adds $1000, Lucas really is peak consooomer.

That chair isn't even that great, Aeron is still more comfortable.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Lucas has been a boring retard for quite some time now, but the creatures that surround him really make it worthwhile. I've been laughing for like 10 minutes looking at this thing.
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"This is a local blog for local people! We'll have no trouble here!"

Also lol this potato paid for a checkmark: