Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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My Name is Mud said:
If Lucas commits suicide-by-tank, I'll call "her" Clara, delete my KF account, and donate all my savings to trans charities. :story:
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Accounts cannot be deleted(even upon request) and even if they could you're a 2022 pinkie. Still, I understand the sentiment you were shooting for.
 
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Something Awful said:
lmao, it's so fucking obvious Lucas is fiending to get back on Twitter

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But people might be mean to him there, so he has to stay in his Discord hugbox that he can fully control. Very sad.
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my guess is that he is also scared elon will take his check mark away if he happens to have one of his episodes of shit talking someone then deleting it. or that he might just lose it if enough people report him now.
AltisticRight said:
If Lucas comes clean, exposes all the gayops and swatting under the direction of Elliot "consent accident" Fong and just conceded that he was wrong to blame us for all the rubbish he did to himself and retract his slander of Destiny, his thread will die. He's not interesting, he's pathetic and really his existence is just sad. He's done nothing to improve his own situation and as a lot of us correctly predicted, he was nothing but a fallguy for Elliot who's doing all the nasty illegal rubbish. Elliot is also a hardline racist that thinks anything to harm White people is justified because [insert leftist brainrot here].
(Racism is power plus privilege in this case. A millionaire slit-eyed tampon-face has less privilege than Cletus from Trailer Troon, sure.)

Elliot's simps want some kind of evidence to prove he's orchestrating the DDoS, or at least he's aware of the people doing it. Sure, I would like evidence of one the following before I present mine:
- Kiwifarms is behind any swatting/food deliveries
- Byuu is dead

Not too much to ask for. Show me some form of evidence of either and I'll present mine.

Lucas is a sad, balding, hunchbacked little man with nothing to offer. If he 41% by driving a tank into a lake, I will personally set up a business in China to export chemicals for DIY HRT.
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its actually kinda funny to think about lucas could seriously become a real hero of the trans community for exposing this stuff. admitting he made a mistake and was being taken advantage of by some bad people who are using their trans identity as a means to attack innocent people. then just make some sappy statement about life being very hard for him and the stress just getting him and whatever else.

there are so many things lucas could do or could have done to be his idea of a hero but in the end he is too lazy and selfish and most likely retarded to realize it. its no wonder nobody really watches his videos or streams. he has no ambition he just expects people to applaud him for just being there.
 
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jimmybags said:
What if his long game is to become an exaggerated caricature of trans men and to do terrible things so the trans community he is tied to abecomes even more vilified and causes less young men to adopt transgenderism as a result? Lucas is sacrificing his body and reputation for a greater good and for that I salute him o7
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In the words of Jonathan Ross, this would make him a "virtuous pedophile".
 
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BelUwUga said:
You may not be gay Keffals, whatever that means to you, but you are and always will be a massive faggot. And you will NEVER be a woman.
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Oh he’s gay.

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Very gay.
(Also: women don’t have prostates. you slow-witted troglodyte.)
 
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Solid Hyrax said:
Keffals in his absolute ingenious mind, hammers a screw to the wall with an electric drill to hang a picture.
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Has this dumb nigger never heard of a FUCKING ANCHOR BEFORE

Jesus Christ this is the kind of shit I did when I was 13 before I realized why nails and screws would just slide out of the sheetrock with ease. Even the fucking plastic anchors would be acceptable but I think he’s legitimately too stupid to realize he has to drill a hole in the wall for the anchor before using the screw
 
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Something Awful said:
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This is actually probably a reasonably good chair, you could just get something nearly identical for half the price if you weren't a complete retard obsessed with the "gamer" word. By which I mean nigger. He should have just bought a nigger chair for half the price.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Has this dumb nigger never heard of a FUCKING ANCHOR BEFORE

Jesus Christ this is the kind of shit I did when I was 13 before I realized why nails and screws would just slide out of the sheetrock with ease. Even the fucking plastic anchors would be acceptable but I think he’s legitimately too stupid to realize he has to drill a hole in the wall for the anchor before using the screw
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To be completely fair, not everyone has nor have they had someone who knows anything tell them, but thats not much of an excuse for when your brain is rotted on HRT and you had no father. IT HAS FUCKING THREADS ON IT, HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO GO SMOOTHLY?
 
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Something Awful said:
Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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I am not going to knock him for this, this is probably the best decision I’ve seen him make. Even if it’s over priced, it’s still a positive. I have spent more for less, this will actually help him improve his health and regardless of my opinion of his actions its a step in the right direction. One right decision doesn’t absolve him of his past behavior, but I support this choice. I hope it helps, because I wouldn’t wish chronic back pain on anyone having had multiple spinal surgeries and painful rehabilitation myself.
 
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