Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Has this dumb nigger never heard of a FUCKING ANCHOR BEFORE

Jesus Christ this is the kind of shit I did when I was 13 before I realized why nails and screws would just slide out of the sheetrock with ease. Even the fucking plastic anchors would be acceptable but I think he’s legitimately too stupid to realize he has to drill a hole in the wall for the anchor before using the screw
It made my night laughing at this retard that he's actually too braindead to properly hang a picture. His handyman ability is honestly at "Mr. Fix-it from Busytown" levels.
 
Of course, Lucas, the guy who tries to skinwalk attractive women his autism fixated on, and who made BDSM (Fake) Fart Porn isn't an AGP pervert, perish the thought, he's HSTS.
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In all seriousness though, he's probably a combination of both and why Blanchards isn't the most accurate model for these freaks.
Lucas clearly has AGP traits, but is a raging homosexual as well, which means he's sort of both I think.
Anyone who understands this bullshit more feel free to clarify if I'm wrong.
He's textbook HSTS. The “AGP traits” are just his recent e-whore arc, which he does only for dopamine and fake compliments. I don't think he gets off (he can't lol) by seeing himself as a woman.

Luke is probably bisexual, but back when Blanchard made his model, bisexuals were thought more of an off/on thing; think of how many old gays only considered themselves actively gay while in a gay relationship, not when doing straight stuff. The whole bi pride and biphobia bullshit is new to zoomers to feel oppressed even when they have no interest in having a homosexual relationship.
 
Lucas has been a boring retard for quite some time now, but the creatures that surround him really make it worthwhile. I've been laughing for like 10 minutes looking at this thing.
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I was just going through the people interacting with the Keffals drama too.
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Keffals in his absolute ingenious mind, hammers a screw to the wall with an electric drill to hang a picture.
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When I left home, my father gave me my first grown up tool set. He'd spent a decent amount of time teaching me how to use everything in it when I was a kid. Keffals' father not only didn't give him a toolbox, the father cut off the toolbox that Keffals already had.

Lucas asked people not to look up how much his chair costs, so of course I did.

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Please donate more so I can fight oppression and overthrow capitalism!

ffs. The only type of $2000 chairs that people need are wheelchairs. If Keffals was a rich man, then yeh, sure, spend as much money on a chair as he wants to. But Keffals is poor. Keffals is on disability. There is absolutely no justifying this extraordinary degree of extravagance as a $2000 gaming chair.

Want is such a strong word but we're talking about a sociopathic freak who gets off on persuading kids into submitting to irreversible surgeries and dosing themselves with bootleg HRT, causing incredible physical, emotional, and psychological damage. Thanks to Keffals, some of these kids will go their entire lives without experiencing an adult orgasm, and that's just for starters.

I'm not a particularly nice guy IRL but I strive to be a good man. I know wishing death upon someone is wrong, un-Christian, and I am a Christian, albeit not a very good one. That said, fuck this lumbering, hunchbacked, balding Canuck. He grooms children. He gets in their heads. He ruins their lives. The only thing I would feel if Keffals offed himself would be nothing at all, a kind of glorious indifference.

Well, if he did off himself it would go badly for us. More fuel to the fire, so to speak. It might be the best thing for him, however, he can chose a nice, swift death. Give it a few years, and some of his mutilated victims are going to go looking for him.

Wow maybe he really is a woman

Nah mate, he's just stupid. All the chicks I know were taught to hold a drill either by their dad or by YouTube.
 
I was just going through the people interacting with the Keffals’ drama too.
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"It's a total coincidence that I, a trooned out goblin, have 3 tranny headcase kids. I mean, what are the odds?". It's hilarious that even a mentally ill freak is concerned about Lucas interacting with kids lol.

Also, the Vigo vibes are overwhelming here.
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Keffals shares his thoughts on democracy and what it is good for

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"Electoralism"? No bring on the revolution

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Puts me in mind of a meme.

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Dude he really sounds like Narcissa Wright. Watch that first fucking clip. He sounds and acts like him. He does that insufferable AGP smirk whenever he fucking talks, his eyes dart around, he constantly flips his stupid hair, he twitches, his buck teeth hang out stupidly after every sentence.

We may be in the Hunchbacked Narcissa Wright arc. And I welcome it.

Also I can’t stand hearing leftists use “based” as they smugly and soyly smile. You niggas don’t know what based is. You niggas is cringe.
 
Keffals shares his thoughts on democracy and what it is good for

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"Electoralism"? No bring on the revolution

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Puts me in mind of a meme.

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Two thoughts:

1.) I get the feeling he’s not unbiased about “muh electoralism” considering he got absolutely blown the fuck out at the ballot box when he tried to run for some gay chinadian political office as a communist (before cutting his losses/burning his bridges and embezzling money from his party).

2.) Greg “Hotwheels” Abbott is still governor of Texas which has taken away a major psychological victory they were hoping for. I’m hoping that will help demur a lot of the trannies and commiefornia transplants from continuing to live here so they can get the gone.
 
Oh he’s gay.

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Very gay.
(Also: women don’t have prostates. you slow-witted troglodyte.)
Bro you already had a hole to your prostate: your butt.
He's textbook HSTS. The “AGP traits” are just his recent e-whore arc, which he does only for dopamine and fake compliments. I don't think he gets off (he can't lol) by seeing himself as a woman.

Luke is probably bisexual, but back when Blanchard made his model, bisexuals were thought more of an off/on thing; think of how many old gays only considered themselves actively gay while in a gay relationship, not when doing straight stuff. The whole bi pride and biphobia bullshit is new to zoomers to feel oppressed even when they have no interest in having a homosexual relationship.
My personal suspicion is that all male troons are AGP. Otherwise the gay ones would be content with being fags.
 
Male troons are almost always born with embarrassingly small cocks. This causes a sense of shame which somehow has transformed into believing they are women.
I actually wonder if it's a side effect of low testosterone. I remember something about a boy who thought he was a troon, until he decided to shoot up testosterone. 100% manly afterwards, but the effect wasn't permanent, so he and his father were trying to find a viable source of testosterone.
 
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The hiatus that doesn't exist has once again resumed.
It's funny that this went from "this may be the last thing I post online for awhile" to still streaming 3 times a week on Twitch and posting on Discord.
I get the feeling that Keffals views Twitter as the Internet, if you're not posting on it then you're not technically 'online'

Also it's people like that that make you ashamed to be trans? Not the Yaniv's or Chris Chans? Or the Zoophile that ran TransphobesPostingL's account? Or the Ron Jeremy lookalike?
Sorry for being ⏰ and possibly stating the obvious here, maybe it is clear as day to everyone and I'm the only retard that feels compelled to wax poetic about it, but I feel like this interaction exposed a lot. It has been touched upon in greater detail and in other contexts by @Something Awful in this post where Keffals whines about the Twitter TRA community "bullying worse than Kiwifarms" and this post by @AltisticRight practically begging for evidence of Kiwis actually having any responsibility whatsoever, but bear with me. Let's focus on the top three tweets in the screenshot (copied below for convenience):

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Tweet #1. LFJ claims that "They" succeeded in driving Keffals off the internet. In this case, "They" quite clearly refers to Kiwifarms, seeing as we're the supervillains that LFJ has been unsuccessfully trying to deplatform.​

Tweet #2. @transHypatia responds with "None of us wanted to chase her off the internet.... at least not me." There are two possibilities here. Either transHypatia has a Kiwifarms account and thus identifies as the intended "They" from LFJ's statement, or transHypatia misunderstood which "They" was being discussed in this Tweet. I find this explanation to be far more likely.​

So, what is this other "They" that transHypatia belongs to? Of course, it's the Twitter TRA army. It's as good as an admission that this "They" has been waging a harassment campaign against Keffals, which might be the first time that Keffals has actually been right and said the actual truth in a public medium. In Tweet #3, Keffals quite clearly redirects the narrative to the original "They", though without specifying Kiwifarms by name (funny, that). Goes on to call Twitter TRAs sociopaths.

Given the posts/video linked above where Keffals makes it clear that the harassment Keffals is facing by Twitter TRAs is excessive, and that there is no evidence of Kiwifarms users ever having actually done so, and now a Twitter TRA's unsolicited confession, what does that lead any reasonable person to conclude? Maybe there was no Kiwifarms harassment campaign at all?

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Let's recap:

ETA: Declared war on KF: Keffals.
Location of Keffals' thread: On a website you have to willingly go to in order to see.
"SWATted" by: Unknown, and Keffals has stopped pursuing the issue.
Allegedly misgendered and threatened by: Police.
Doxed by: Doxbin.
Keffals' personal info: Basically publicly available via Facebook and etc.
Uber pizza orders and all the other shit: Doxbin.
Stupid Ireland photo guy: Not a Kiwifarmer.
Publicly exposed at length for lies and previous horrifying actions: By DesTiny.
Proven and self-claimed Twitter harassment campaign: Twitter TRAs.

So this begs the question... What did Kiwifarms even do? This is a fucking gossip forum 🤣
 
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Regarding a hypothetical Keffals redemption arc, it's clear to me he only has one possible path to this and it's the same one he's had for like six months: come on here and debate me.

He was playing Overwatch, couldn't be bothered to get his controller working for Sonic. It was very boring. But here's a clip to keep handy if he offs himself and they blame us:


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Oh, hey, Keffals, have you gone back and actually listened to Chloe's words about the "community" rather than simply trying to use her death for your own personal benefit?
 
I actually wonder if it's a side effect of low testosterone. I remember something about a boy who thought he was a troon, until he decided to shoot up testosterone. 100% manly afterwards, but the effect wasn't permanent, so he and his father were trying to find a viable source of testosterone.

I tend to believe this is a manufactured problem gaslighting folks into somehow justifying weird memories into a current ideology.
 
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