Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[mindlessobserver]

Not if you're used to seeing death. I think they'd post pictures to prove it though given how social media is the driving retardation of the age.

It's still dark over there no? We will probably know in the morning. Alot of phones floating down the river tho according to this.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Probably a mix of both on top of the regular chaos of war. I wouldn't be surprised if the RFAF was actually retarded enough to move their IADS network in a manner to which it would expose rear-level units like the Tor, Buk, and S-300. The chance of just being badly coordinated even within a well executed retreat is also possible.

All well-executed retreats involve blowing up escape routes before issuing the actual retreat order.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

It's a shame so many people are dying for one madman's pointless dream.

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

It's a shame so many people are dying for one madman's pointless dream.

Yeah, Victoria Nuland was a cunt along with Obama, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Vindman, Porochenko and Zelensky.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

With this talk about how coordinated it was. We'd get an idea in the next two days or so, if alot of PoWs and abandoned equipment start making the rounds, chances are this was a planned retreat that got turned into a rout at critical last moments, where when it was the people manning the front's turn to finally get the hell out of dodge they got fucked, which is actually fairly common if an army figures out the other is about to finish a withdrawal and all that's really left is the frontline guys.

Just have to wait for things like this.

 

[Beak Thing]

wut

I am some dude in a house sitting on a mattress.

It wasn't a question for you, more a rhetorical one.

I've always loved Russia and its history...it's a unique fact that both Russia and the USA have a true frontier experience in their history, This nation is not only a land of god-tier classical composers but also put the first satellite and first man in space. Seeing young Russian men die for some decrepit Soviet oligarchs' dreams is saddening.

 

[Screamer_2]

It's still dark over there no? We will probably know in the morning. Alot of phones floating down the river tho according to this.

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Are those Red Dots meant to be phones? I thought the Russian Troops weren't allowed mobile phones, and if they were. Surely there'd be more on the other side of the river.

 

[Aidan]

You don't seem to understand that after the Battle of Brooklyn not only did the Continental Army lose New York, we lost New York Harbor and were forced to retreat into Pennsylvania, and never regained that territory until the war was over, right? But we still won. Eight years later.

Now. clearly this isn't the eighteenth century and weaponry has dramatically changed modern warfare, but one can look at recent conflicts like the Korean War to find US commanders employing tactics used by the ancient Greeks, with great success, if you understand how warfare works.

Which clearly, you do not.


Or teleport them to Fallujah, where Biden thought they were until someone shouted into his earpiece.

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I'm very grateful the adults are back in the White House.

Are those Red Dots meant to be phones? I thought the Russian Troops weren't allowed mobile phones, and if they were. Surely there'd be more on the other side of the river.

I assume it's a useless map to convey what whoever made it is wanting to say, that is crossing the river has been an embarrassment. How are those phones tracked? Only GPS is accurate enough to track them as "dots" and who is tracking them? Why aren't they being tracked all the time for the war effort?

In short - it's probably fake and gay

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Russian telegram sources claiming the Kherson railway bridge got blown up by the Russians on their way out with blurry ass video.

 

[Racist Trash]

Russian telegram sources claiming the Kherson railway bridge got blown up by the Russians on their way out with blurry ass video.
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What is it with Russia and their Bigfoot sighting tier cameras?

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

What is it with Russia and their Bigfoot sighting tier cameras?

My semi educated guess is that they're so poor on average that their smartphones are mostly dogshit-tier.

 

[Elbereth]

VDV got out of Kherson first, as most valuable component and mobiks were supposed to cover for them. Problem is, Ukrainian forces went through mobiks like hot knives goes through butter.

I genuinely feel start feeling bad for russians. There is a level of common citizen getting fucked over by higher ups you just have to feel some sort of compassion.

This is like peak examples of russia treating their citizens like trash. I guess, we all can see price of keeping dictator in power.

 

[Pork Packer]

MEANWHILE: IN KHERSON

 

[Elbereth]

I assume it's a useless map to convey what whoever made it is wanting to say, that is crossing the river has been an embarrassment. How are those phones tracked? Only GPS is accurate enough to track them as "dots" and who is tracking them? Why aren't they being tracked all the time for the war effort?

In short - it's probably fake and gay

Have you heard about triangulation?

Even if you have like 1000m standard error, you always can have point estimate "this is one point where given cellphone is most likely".

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Aidan]

What is it with Russia and their Bigfoot sighting tier cameras?

My semi educated guess is that they're so poor on average that their smartphones are mostly dogshit-tier.

That's presumably aerial infrared footage and Russia has always been behind the West when it came to infrared optics. Even then, what is there to see? There's some bridge that gets kersploded.

 

[potato fan]

This thread needs less Zbors cope and more actual war footage:

some russian occupier POWs:


nazis enter russian village: russian citizens flee in terror

some destroyed russian gear:

russian soldiers show us how they live:

there's rumours of russian soldiers stuck in Kherson dressing as civvies to escape

Spoiler: And since apparently some people come to a war thread but don't expect to see gore, here's a spoiler for gore

one very lucky guy:


one unlucky Wagnerite

lighter fare, some dunking on russian propaganda:

beautiful poem:

 

[NSJAP]

liberators

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

It's actually amazing how Russia went from having a decisive advantage over Ukraine to the point where it felt inevitable that they'd slowly gain ground over time, to now where they're getting absolutely raped by logistics issues that are leaving troops completely vulnerable by being cut off from the supply lines.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

So Russia 'liberates' Kherson from the evil Nazis, the only regional capital they manage to take. They annex it into Russia. Kherson is Russian land 'forever' and Russia will use any means it has to defend it. Now... Russia abandons Russian city to evil Nazi invaders without a fight. Poor innocent Russian 'citizens' are left to the mercy of evil Nazi invaders (who they welcome with hugs, flowers and music).

Lol. This war would be funny if it weren't killing thousands of people who were just living their lives before this. Russia is a land run by idiots and liars, with an army that isn't good for shit. I hope Ukrainians retake all their stolen land and the soulless kleptocrats running the Kremlin get lynched in Moscow.