Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Oh cmon haven't we bullied a shit ton of trannies into killing themselves? [I know I certainly did] Now we're fuckin' angels who love all and would never harm a soul? Everything in moderation people... Ya'll make me sick.
No that's not even true you stupid nigger.you have been here for 2 years and you still don't know how this site works.
 
Oh cmon haven't we bullied a shit ton of trannies into killing themselves? [I know I certainly did] Now we're fuckin' angels who love all and would never harm a soul? Everything in moderation people... Ya'll make me sick.
"How do you do fellow kiwifarmers, don't you just love breaking the rules and doing things that can land the site in hot water."

Hey Keffals fan if you are gonna keep posting from accounts you broke into atleast make it convincing.
 
This all could have been avoided if his parents just said FUCK NO,but no they had to feed into his delusions.now look at him is a depressed ugly faced eunuch that can't feel any gratification down there.
I mean, his parents did resist. Then he tried the classic tried and true method of suicide.
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He also retweeted the “ratio”.
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"How do you do fellow kiwifarmers, don't you just love breaking the rules and doing things that can land the site in hot water."

Hey Keffals fan if you are gonna keep posting from accounts you broke into atleast make it convincing.
Nah, Jason’s always been a little retard fuck up on here. It’d be more suspicious if he wasn’t.
 
but the more I see of him, the more impossible it is for me to believe he would ever be mistaken for a woman.
In both the still photos of him not facing a camera, and in the CNN footage of him walking around, he literally looks and acts like Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse. Manish dark jeans, pot belly, long loose hair, it's so perfect it's comical.
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"Tell me in one word you're a leftist twitter ally retard here to post in bad faith"

Does he even have family? I thought his parents are dead and his fiancé walked out on him.
Mom & two brothers, Brandon Roberts & Josh Sorrenti. The adult brothers both have pornhub accounts with their named emails lmao. Coomerbrain runs in the family. :story:
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Image credits to that cool doxbin nigga Vile

Hope you seethe Lucas, get mad and stay mad that your family's involved you fat, unlikeable strung-out monotone sped.
 
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I mean, his parents did resist. Then he tried the classic tried and true method of suicide.

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He also retweeted the “ratio”.
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Nah, Jason’s always been a little retard fuck up on here. It’d be more suspicious if he wasn’t.
If that tweet is real then this is the most pathetic thing I've seen Keffals do (in a week), and remember his failstream when he was wasted and got scolded happened like two days ago.
 
If that tweet is real then this is the most pathetic thing I've seen Keffals do (in a week), and remember his failstream when he was wasted and got scolded happened like two days ago.
Trying to ratio the New King of Twitter at the very moment he's getting the most attention possible while personally being in the middle of a "hiatus" is the kind of good decision making I appreciate about Keffals.
 
There's no way Lucas has tricked his boyfriends into making them think he's a true and honest woman. Maaaaaybe he has fooled a literal retard, but the more I see of him, the more impossible it is for me to believe he would ever be mistaken for a woman.
That picture a few pages back, of Lucas side-by-side with a real girl, is like a catalog of anatomical differences between males and females. The straight hips, the broad shoulders, the jaw and neckline, the shape and angle of the arms, wrists and hands - every visible feature tells people he's a man with bolt-on tits.

Even a horny retard wouldn't be fooled into thinking he's a girl.
 
This is definitely wishful thinking on my part, but it would be the perfect ending to the Year Of The Chud if after the entirety of the DropKiwiFarms debacle - after the Twitter Troon Cabal almost succeeded at completely tearing apart the very foundations of the free Internet in order to silence us - that the Kiwi Farms actually managed to outlive Twitter. :story:
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Try everything in your bucket my man.

This is definitely wishful thinking on my part, but it would be the perfect ending to the Year Of The Chud if after the entirety of the DropKiwiFarms debacle - after the Twitter Troon Cabal almost succeeded at completely tearing apart the very foundations of the free Internet in order to silence us - that the Kiwi Farms actually managed to outlive Twitter. :story:
Bankruptcy's probably a good move. It doesn't kill the company, it just gives it financial protections for a few years while Elon tries to course-correct. What really needs to happen is he documents all the shenanigans that went on behind the scenes, and put every single shady performance of his former employees on blast so that the stink of their failure and lies follows them. And who can sue for libel when it's A: true and B: bankrupt?
 
That picture a few pages back, of Lucas side-by-side with a real girl, is like a catalog of anatomical differences between males and females. The straight hips, the broad shoulders, the jaw and neckline, the shape and angle of the arms, wrists and hands - every visible feature tells people he's a man with bolt-on tits.

Even a horny retard wouldn't be fooled into thinking he's a girl.
It's funny because in that picture Keffals was still thin and it's probably the one where he looks the most femenine. Yet the photographer had to capture the actual woman there, just as a clear reminder that Lucas will never be a woman and has never passed in his life.
 
That picture a few pages back, of Lucas side-by-side with a real girl, is like a catalog of anatomical differences between males and females. The straight hips, the broad shoulders, the jaw and neckline, the shape and angle of the arms, wrists and hands - every visible feature tells people he's a man with bolt-on tits.

Even a horny retard wouldn't be fooled into thinking he's a girl.

I used to get so baffled at these couples where one gay guy is explaining he ‘didn’t know’ his long term boyfriend was male. And of course, they always look like this. When I just accepted the blatant lie is part of the game and how they cope with that much self-hatred? It all makes sense. I’ve seen gay men do this “I thought he was a woman!” Thing based on audio only phone calls. It’s just a very pathetic cope that they know polite society isn’t allowed to say “are you blind, deaf and dumb faggot? He’s 6’4.”
 
The Grand Canyon.
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The space between his mantits is bigger than Liz Fong-Jones' (alleged sex offender) jaw.
Holy shit. Y'know, in some carefully arranged shots with copious amounts of pushing up-and-together and probably some make-up, he managed to get a somewhat convincing cleavage. Like some of his arranged selfies, at the perfect angle, make-up and filters applied, where he passes.
And let's be honest here, Luke passes better than a lot of troons out there, at least in those "glam pics".
But then we get pics like this, and all those candid shots from TwitchCon, and it's very, very obvious that those glam pics are heavily altered. Those are moobs attached to a male pattern upper body, and the Grand Manyon there is undeniable. When he's out in the wild, fully body visible, he's just a fat faggot with bitch tits. Like Patrick S. Tomlinson, but with less actual RL harassment and more drug abuse.
 
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