Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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At the start of the Midterms, Scott finally cracked the code on how to stop drugs from coming into the US: Just murder all the cartels! C442411F-FF76-4BB4-B033-100B64192DA6.jpeg17990359-C68D-4900-96C2-287A67C238F1.jpeg
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Dilbertman was truly a delusional retard for thinking he could keep a twentysomething instathot who loved him for him. There’s a reason why old money marries into old money where the noveau riche tries to marry the hottest piece of ass they can land. If he was halfway as smart as he thinks he is, he could’ve just hired Kristina Basham for a weekend, get tired of fucking her by Sunday afternoon and that’d be that. Instead he likely had to shell out millions of dollars towards her, the divorce attorneys, and get dunked on by shitposters on Twitter. Not too smart, Scott.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Dilbertman was truly a delusional retard for thinking he could keep a twentysomething instathot who loved him for him. There’s a reason why old money marries into old money where the noveau riche tries to marry the hottest piece of ass they can land. If he was halfway as smart as he thinks he is, he could’ve just hired Kristina Basham for a weekend, get tired of fucking her by Sunday afternoon and that’d be that. Instead he likely had to shell out millions of dollars towards her, the divorce attorneys, and get dunked on by shitposters on Twitter. Not too smart, Scott.
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Clearly he needed to marry a lady cartoonist. Are there actual like, longstanding newspaper strips written or drawn by women?
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Dilbertman was truly a delusional retard for thinking he could keep a twentysomething instathot who loved him for him. There’s a reason why old money marries into old money where the noveau riche tries to marry the hottest piece of ass they can land. If he was halfway as smart as he thinks he is, he could’ve just hired Kristina Basham for a weekend, get tired of fucking her by Sunday afternoon and that’d be that. Instead he likely had to shell out millions of dollars towards her, the divorce attorneys, and get dunked on by shitposters on Twitter. Not too smart, Scott.
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What I don't understand is why he elevated a sentient blow up doll from side piece to wife. Rookie mistake.
 
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ChampFantana said:
What I don't understand is why he elevated a sentient blow up doll from side piece to wife. Rookie mistake.
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Pure ego but if you can recall (and it was posted earlier in the thread), he really half assed the wedding and his blushing bride was upset about it. Seemed like Scott knew it was a mistake but he wanted to say he had a wife less than half his age so he went through with it. The deck was significantly stacked against him and he did whatever he could to fuck himself over. Scott Adams is a retard.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
At the start of the Midterms, Scott finally cracked the code on how to stop drugs from coming into the US: Just murder all the cartels!
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Scott has been having these odd bombing/invading Mexico fantasies for a while now.

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As if this wouldn't cause a full blown out war immediately, even possibly a world war. I can usually follow Clott's logic and get why he reaches his conclusions even when he is being incredibly stupid, but this one just puzzles me.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
At the start of the Midterms, Scott finally cracked the code on how to stop drugs from coming into the US: Just murder all the cartels!
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Scott Adams is an unmoored eccentric, but I have to agree with him on this one. I personally believe some people need killing; e.g., pedophiles, sex traffickers, genocidal dictators, drug lords, et al. A cruise missile targeting some cartel El Jefe's palatial mansion would be a good start. Knock-knock, motherfucker. Boom.
 
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ChampFantana said:
I don't understand why destroying the cartels would be a bad thing. Who cares about Mexico? It'd certainly benefit Americans much more than bombing Middle Eastern goat brothels.

Scott Adams is a moron, but he deserves credit for at least one good idea.
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Yeah, conquering a whole country is a great idea. The USA had so much success with that.
 
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Wasn't there a ghost recon game where we gave Mexico a bunch of tanks, and they attacked us with them?
I think that's Scott Adams wank bank.

Also, just watched the stupid college humor google video. Everyone should ask Scott Adams: Is Dilbert Jewish?
 
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ChampFantana said:
I don't understand why destroying the cartels would be a bad thing. Who cares about Mexico? It'd certainly benefit Americans much more than bombing Middle Eastern goat brothels.

Scott Adams is a moron, but he deserves credit for at least one good idea.
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It would be easier to just kill all the US based drug users. Hang them from the lamp posts.
 
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I’ve been watching his live streams for a while now solely because of the random, unhinged shit Scott says. Like brilliance of “coffee cured me feeling tired when I write” or “I stopped taking my blood pressure meds and now I feel great.”

While just the other day he totally lost it and flipped out over someone saying “I see why you’re divorced” in the comments after Scott went on an anecdote about how he hates dealing with people(including a bit where he felt annoyed that a friend of his who just had a death in his family bothered him at the gym). I clipped it just to show how batshit he got



Also, has anyone else noticed that he’s basically turned into one of those “Jordan Peterson said it so that means it’s brilliant” marks? I’ll never understand the right’s idolization of Peterson. He has the same stupid takes that every other professor does, the same stupid takes every other Canadian does, and if he’s not saying basic shit, he’s saying some of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life.
A big reason the right will never capture the masses is because they pick the worst people to present as their idols, and Peterson, and to a lesser extent Scott, are the perfect examples of that
 
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