Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

[Trombonista]

It's like his only response to criticism and mockery is "You don't know me!"

 

[Thunk Provoker]

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[ditto]

Dilbert is getting so long and wordy it's starting to read like a left-wing meme

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Dilbert is getting so long and wordy it's starting to read like a left-wing meme
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when does he do a collab with Zyklon Ben

 

[maguyver16]

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It's starting to read like Sonichu

For a cartoon, Adams does not utilize the medium in a any reasonable way, shape, or form.

Some might excuse it for being a comic strip, but there are countless examples of comics that run right alongside Dilbert that can utilize space economy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Also, has anyone else noticed that he’s basically turned into one of those “Jordan Peterson said it so that means it’s brilliant” marks? I’ll never understand the right’s idolization of Peterson. He has the same stupid takes that every other professor does, the same stupid takes every other Canadian does, and if he’s not saying basic shit, he’s saying some of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life.
A big reason the right will never capture the masses is because they pick the worst people to present as their idols, and Peterson, and to a lesser extent Scott, are the perfect examples of that

I used to like Jordan Peterson when he first entered the spotlight by making the headlines where he refused to go by his student’s preferred pronouns. Now he’s just gotten so boring since then.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

It’s old news now, but don’t forget that Scott has publicly said he has intentions to kill himself if his life doesn’t improve in a year
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“But I can tell you, if I felt like this in a year, I would look to kill myself.
So let me say it directly. If I feel like this next year, I'm going to look to kill myself.
Because I don't want to live like this.
Like, I'm not going to do this — I'm not going to do this two years.
I'll do this one year.
I'll give you one year with this amount of pain.
And then next — I’m not going to do two years. Promise you I won’t do two.”

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It’s old news now, but don’t forget that Scott has publicly said he has intentions to kill himself if his life doesn’t improve in a year
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He will never do it, his ego won’t allow it. Maybe Dilbertman should stop pretending to be a philosopher king and just do something interesting. Travel the world, bang some more instathots, focus on trying to make Dilbert less shitty, etc. Give up social media for a year, it’s already imploding.

 

[LiquidKid]

I used to like Jordan Peterson when he first entered the spotlight by making the headlines where he refused to go by his student’s preferred pronouns. Now he’s just gotten so boring since then.

Here’s the thing though, he didn’t refuse to do that, he just said he wouldn’t follow a policy where he was forced to. In fact he’s proven time and time again that he does respect tranny pronouns. He’s always been a sham and a fraud, like all professors.

But that’s very off topic at this point.

It’s old news now, but don’t forget that Scott has publicly said he has intentions to kill himself if his life doesn’t improve in a year
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He will never do it, his ego won’t allow it. Maybe Dilbertman should stop pretending to be a philosopher king and just do something interesting. Travel the world, bang some more instathots, focus on trying to make Dilbert less shitty, etc. Give up social media for a year, it’s already imploding.

He recently hired an artist to draw the comic for him, so all he does is write the scripts. That to me feels like the first steps toward full retirement. So he could be preparing himself for that. He’s defirnely more sensitive recently

 

[maguyver16]

He will never do it, his ego won’t allow it. Maybe Dilbertman should stop pretending to be a philosopher king and just do something interesting. Travel the world, bang some more instathots, focus on trying to make Dilbert less shitty, etc. Give up social media for a year, it’s already imploding.

Reboot the Dilbert tv show. Maybe set it in Silicon Valley or some kind of analog. Make a Dilberito food truck.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I feel like Scott sees himself as a Mutaspha Mond figure. Someone who ought to be maintaining some noble lie for the people inbetween visits to his secret library of material from the Before Times. Then it's back to running the camps where teen boys are culled.... coming soon to Barnes and Noble.

 

[Needless]

I remember back in 2017 Scott used to block anyone who mention Jordan Peterson. It wasn't because he disagree with him on anything, in fact he never watched anything from Peterson or knew what he believed in, it was because he was tired of seeing so many people recommend him. Something tells me it had more to do with jealously than anything else.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Scott Adams is a bald Kathy Griffin.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Scott wants to #DropTikTok

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dilbertman was truly a delusional retard for thinking he could keep a twentysomething instathot who loved him for him. There’s a reason why old money marries into old money where the noveau riche tries to marry the hottest piece of ass they can land. If he was halfway as smart as he thinks he is, he could’ve just hired Kristina Basham for a weekend, get tired of fucking her by Sunday afternoon and that’d be that. Instead he likely had to shell out millions of dollars towards her, the divorce attorneys, and get dunked on by shitposters on Twitter. Not too smart, Scott.

I bring some actual lore for once!

Scott snagged his instathot and they were dating/living together for a period of time and everything was good.

Then she broke up with him and wandered off - there was much discussion about this, but I can’t be arsed to find it (it was on her Twitter or insta, not his; he denied it).

Shortly thereafter they were back together and they got married. The story is pretty obvious.

And I think the pope instathot actually thought adams would try - I dunno - caring for her. I don’t know if he’s actually able.

And yeah, his son’s death took a huge toll on him but I’m not sure if it’s because he loved him or because it shows his impotence and lack of ability to actually control the world around him.

But he’s been howling about fent forever (not sure but I feel even before the sons death; but trump was howling about it bakc in 2016).

Someone else do the bitch work of finding the proofs of above - the dates are centered around the marriage and before. This is my affirmation and it will come true.

It's like his only response to criticism and mockery is "You don't know me!"

Scott Adams is white Darrel Brooks but not being charged with murder with an SUV. And smarter. And rich.

 

[ditto]

Then she broke up with him and wandered off

IIRC at the time of the divorce Scott never mentioned it until he was absolutely forced to. There was a lot of speculation but he always deflected.

Contrast with him at the start when he made it sound like he struck up a relationship with the hot next door neighbour, never mentioning the real estate, job at his startup and who knows how much $$$.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

IIRC at the time of the divorce Scott never mentioned it until he was absolutely forced to. There was a lot of speculation but he always deflected.

Contrast with him at the start when he made it sound like he struck up a relationship with the hot next door neighbour, never mentioning the real estate, job at his startup and who knows how much $$$.

It was also really weird how he’d randomly “promote” her, almost in a contractual way. Not that I actually think she whored herself out on spec but that his “le epic persuasion” amounted to “check out my nice house and I’ll help grow your channel with my army of simp incels”.

There may be evidence that she fished him; no idea.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Interesting stuff. I know he pulled an Anthony Burch during his wedding (put in no actual effort) and she was upset by it. So I assumed she went in with some kind of feelings but maybe it was all about showing off on Instagram to her other thot friends. The marriage being nothing more than a business contract seems very well in line with Dilbertman’s mentality. Maybe he really wanted an instathot less than half his age to be his wife to own da haters and nothing more.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

 

[Needless]

I used to watch Scott religiously from 2018-2020 there were some bits that I wished I bookmarked, because they do reveal a lot. One instance was where he was asked if him and Kristina (thot wife) were planning on having kids and he responded "No, neither of us want kids." With her recent baby we know that was a lie. Another I have a source for, in his sleep tips video he explains that rich people commonly sleep in separate bedrooms to increase their quality of sleep. Timestamp 46:42

Maybe sleeping in separate rooms causes people to drift apart emotionally? Who knows, but it might give some deeper insight on his relationship with his thot wife. Half-assed marriage and sleep in separate rooms.

A couple of other moments that stick out with me are him talking about his stepson. It hasn't been addressed yet, but Scott hates sports like Boxing, MMA, and Football because they have a high chance of causing brain damage. Scott's stepson also had brain damage from an accident (I forgot if he mentioned whether it was vehicle accident or other) which is what led him to do more risky behaviors like doing fentanyl. During the stepson's recovery Scott, his wife at the time (mother of the stepson), and the father had to take shifts monitoring him to stop him from getting up and bashing his head against something. Basically when he woke up and started panicking they had to pin him down until he calmed down. He really went through a lot with that kid.

Hopefully some hero will take on the task of going through all the hours of Scott content to find more crazy things, but that'll probably have to wait until he becomes a larger lolcow.