Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[DumbDude43]

What's really ironic about this is Russia made the same mistake the Nazis did during Barbarossa...they figured the Untermenschen Slavs were no match for the Aryan Wehrmacht only to find out those subhumans were every bit their equal if not even tougher thanks to the harshness of the Stalin period. The Russians thought the inferior Ukrainians were disobedient vassals who would immediately fold and submit to their rightful master.

Russia's cope today is the exact same thing again, there's no possible way the subhuman Ukrainian Satanists could defeat the Holy Crusade of the Third Rome, it is because they are fighting NATO!

unlike russia today, germany back then actually was fighting a three front war against multiple major world powers, while also being heavily outnumbered and outgunned by the soviets and crippled by critical resource shortages
with russia now it's the opposite. they're fighting a single enemy on a single front, while also having gigantic numerical advantages in all possible metrics (active duty troops, reserve troops, draft eligible population, materiel in active use, materiel in storage, industrial capacity, etc)

russia failing to take ukraine today is like if germany had failed to take poland in 39

 

[Pork Packer]

Soon the land will be cleared and ripe for the planting of the Walmart Supercenter. The Empire grows stronger.

Oh the horror!

Instead of being subjugated by an illiterate horde of ural nigger rapists and murderers and annexed into what is literally just a boreal Congo thats obsessed with erasing their identities and stealing their children to offset its own AIDs and krokadil induced fertility crisis, Ukraine will instead have access to western consumer brands

How can Ukraine survive such a nightmare?!

 

[slogwok]

Always a fantastic day to see vatniggers and Zubhumans seethe

Just go back 15 or 20 pages in this thread if you want a laugh

imagine being a russia supporting republiQan that holds crypto. not a good week for them LMAO

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Oh the horror!

Instead of being subjugated by an illiterate horde of ural nigger rapists and murderers and annexed into what is literally just a boreal Congo thats obsessed with erasing their identities and stealing their children to offset its own AIDs and krokadil induced fertility crisis, Ukraine will instead have access to western consumer brands

How can Ukraine survive such a nightmare?!

Ukraine?? Ukraine is fucked.

I meant Finland.

 

[Beak Thing]

russia failing to take ukraine today is like if germany had failed to take poland in 39

That's a good analogy. Also similar to the current situation, the US provided a massive amount of Lend-Lease aid to the Soviets after the German invasion including some very important supplies and equipment like jeeps, rations, various types of ammunition and high-quality fuel for aircraft and mechanized units.

Another big problem with Russia's second Afghanistan is the first one helped bring down the USSR but this time around they're even weaker, fighting a much larger enemy right on their doorstep. An enemy that also intends to fully restore its borders by taking back territories currently under Russian control.

In addition Russia had a clearly defined reason for the Afghanistan war (support a new Communist state in an important border region) as opposed to the vague and contradictory reasons for Ukraine.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Can we get some Star Trek analogies? Those should be fun!

 

[potato fan]

it seems that russian administration is still not up to date on what is happening in Kherson

 

[Pork Packer]

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it seems that russian administration is still not up to date on what is happening in Kherson

I see russia is once again copying the argentine cope playbook in autistically and obsessively renaming places it doesnt occupy and whose inhabitants fucking despise it in order to cope with a humiliating defeat by acting like they totally gonna be back under its control forever in the near future

 

[NSJAP]

Ukrainian soldiers are ambushed by Special Kherson Hugging Forces

 

[UVB-76]

Soon the land will be cleared and ripe for the planting of the Walmart Supercenter. The Empire grows stronger.

Kherson McDonald's already open for business, it seems:

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it seems that russian administration is still not up to date on what is happening in Kherson

The retreat was organized by the boyars, the Tsar had no knowledge of it.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

This is like that time the Dominion tried to take over the Alpha Quadrant. How do you fuck it up!?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Well it appears the Russian withdrawl was well coordinated by what we've seen so far and alot of the stuff we heard during the night was psyops, we're seeing some abandoned stuff here and there but most of it is trucks with some infantry equipment, so Russia managed to avoid a strategic defeat becoming a strategic disaster.

 

[Beak Thing]

Ukrainian soldiers are ambushed by Special Kherson Hugging Forces


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Hmm, for some reason it seems unlikely to me that 87% of the population voted for annexation, lol.

They'll get a nice boost in skilled manpower from the partisans now that the territory has been liberated, plenty of local guides who know the land and the people in the area. As Sun Tzu said, "Knowledge of the enemy’s dispositions can only be obtained from other men."

 

[Echo_Ender]

Short of flattening everything in Ukraine with artillery and missiles, I don't see any way for Russia to do much at this point.

And it won't do that because it doesn't have the equipment, logistics, resources, manpower, or stomach for massive civilian casualties to go through with that.

Most of the West has bought into the 'Ukraine is an underdog fighting for freedom against evil Russia' narrative, so Ukraine has basically unlimited equipment and funding while Russia is blacklisted.

I wish more people would realize that it isn't some stupid 'Good vs Evil' stuff here.

It's 'Actual Neo Nazis that launder money for corrupt Western politicians vs Corrupt, Ex-KGB Criminals trying to remain globally relevant.'

And both are desperate to keep their houses of cards standing.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Ah just wait a couple of relatively quiet days and they will all have snuck back in and be gurgling and cooming over how ukraine is terminally bogged down and suffering a billion casualties a second without any recent successes (THE KHERSON FEINT WAS LIKE LAST WEEK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) and how the inevitable victory of russia will come any moment now

Don't forget about the many millions of pozzed trannies and gays and NATO nazis that have taken this victory from Russia.
Regardless of how much fun this is, I am still very worried. You guys in the West don't get it, people in East Europe can be psychotic madmen. I am not excluding any vengeance plans, full mobilization/war economy/carpet bombing civilians and more.
I want Putin's regime gone and Russia relinquishing the territorial demands, on paper, old school treaty, with severe repercussions mentioned in case of chimping out. And I want the problem of the Russian minority in Ukraine also put on paper and no longer delayed or ignored. Who wants to leave, take your dog and cat and kids and be gone. Who wants to stay, will integrate and will openly state they accept Ukrainian rule and stop seething along Russian lines, and Ukraine will also put on paper that there will be no speshul police operations in majority Russian territories, no "accidents" where some building burns with people in it, and that if they want help to rebuild, they'll also stop the vengeance and learn to coexist.
I want long lasting peace and a stop to the ethnic hatreds in the area, at least a start towards that goal. And this time, the "West" should watch and make sure no escalation occurs again.
We're literally gonna go through a recession, we've lost thousands and thousands of European lives, for nothing. This shit's too dangerous and unproductive.

 

[slogwok]

It's 'Actual Neo Nazis that launder money for corrupt Western politicians vs Corrupt, Ex-KGB Criminals trying to remain globally relevant.'

Based. once Volodymyr "The Führer" Zelenskyy captures Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) after a brutal 14 hour siege, he will rename it after his predecessor to "Hitlergrad".

 

[Beak Thing]

Short of flattening everything in Ukraine with artillery and missiles, I don't see any way for Russia to do much at this point.

And it won't do that because it doesn't have the equipment, logistics, resources, manpower, or stomach for massive civilian casualties to go through with that.

Most of the West has bought into the 'Ukraine is an underdog fighting for freedom against evil Russia' narrative, so Ukraine has basically unlimited equipment and funding while Russia is blacklisted.

I wish more people would realize that it isn't some stupid 'Good vs Evil' stuff here.

It's 'Actual Neo Nazis that launder money for corrupt Western politicians vs Corrupt, Ex-KGB Criminals trying to remain globally relevant.'

And both are desperate to keep their houses of cards standing.

I'd feel more that way if Russia's conduct in this war wasn't so horrific. The things they're doing are the types of atrocities and crimes you'd expect out of the Japanese in the 1930s, not a fairly wealthy and well-educated nation. I mean, kidnapping Ukrainian children and imprisoning them in distant Russian towns for forced adoption? Raping and assaulting conscripted soldiers? Annexing the territory of a sovereign country through a sham referendum?

Who does that?

If this war were conducted according to international conventions and Russia received proper authorization from the UN (or at least made a convincing case to the world) there wouldn't really be anywhere near as much controversy.

 

[draggs]

I dont know where vatniggers think Russia is going to pull all these cohesive, well equipped and well trained units from with a competent corps of NCOs and officers to lead them for the stunning attack that will carry them back to Kharkov, carry them back over the river and to Odessa, blah blah blah

Which is definitely coming just you wait!

Russia isnt a magic bag with a limitless supply of everything being supplied by America or pumped out by thousands and thousands of domestic factories like it was by the middle of 1943. Or an endless supply of men to zerg its enemy either

Where is all this stuff going to come from? Is it going to be like The Simpsons with the Berlin Wall shooting out of the ground and all the onion domes and big buildings in Moscow opening up to reveal a ready made and good to go Red Army parade? If Russia has all these military resources not committed to the war yet, why didnt they commit them for the big eastern offensive that went absolutely nowhere and so drained them that shitty LPR conscripts and undermanned, underequipped, undersupplied units were all they had to fight with in the northeast and over the Dnieper when Ukraine went on its own attacks? Why are the Wagnerites the most effective force they have, instead of regular army units?

 

[DumbDude43]

Short of flattening everything in Ukraine with artillery and missiles, I don't see any way for Russia to do much at this point.

they're not out of the war, they merely gave up a difficult position and fell back to a much stronger defensive line (the dnipro)
i think the kherson front will now go somewhat quiet, both sides will guard the river, neither side will attempt a crossing, both sides will probably move forces away from kherson and throw them into the east instead

 

[IKOL]

Based. once Volodymyr "The Führer" Zelenskyy captures Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) after a brutal 14 hour siege, he will rename it after his predecessor to "Hitlergrad".

>Volgograd
>to be sieged by Ukrainians
ngl I even laughed a bit at this statement. This will never happen, Volgograd is an exceptional shithole and mockery of Moscow's lifestyle, never in anyone's mind or dreams a thing you said will ever happen.
Mainly because locals will burn their own city themselves but not give it up to the enemy.