Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A Sunset]

Was doing research on Honeycomb.io in the Elliot Fong thread, and noticed something. Anyone remember Lucas tweeting this?

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If you look on Honeycomb's homepage, you'll see a list of 14 customers. I thought the list was incomplete, so I did a search for reviews. This popped up.

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Turns out that Honeycomb has or had more customers than they cared to list. There's one in particular that's listed on FeaturedCustomers that Honeycomb conveniently omitted. Take a look.

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Funny coincidence, isn't it? Almost like Kermit used insider connections to give a Lucas something to tweet when they were still working together. If you want more info about Honeycomb, links and archives, it's in apost on pg. 228. on Elliot's thread. This shit just makes me wonder exactly how much thwomp confided in Luke. I think there's potential that Lucas knows a bunch of dirty shit about Elliot and his tactics, and that might have something to do with the drastic changes in social media activity for the both of them.

Fascinating. I wouldn’t be surprised. Honestly it’s worth looking Into the companies, the staff, who would enforce such a strange ban…..I’m sick of the unfettered, unaccountable tech firms that act as moral and speech censor. These people better watch out if they don’t want the government to start getting involved.

If I had more detective skills I’d look into the hCaptcha link. It seems like all you need is one compromised person in these companies to make these calls. Likely based on trust, lack of accountability, and incompetence. I guaranteed Dong-Gone had something to do with it.

I also guarantee Lucas knows a lot about Liz. I obviously despise Lucas, but if he decided to come forward with evidence and reciepts on Squarejaw I’d hear him out. Liz clearly went after Lucas hard and fucked with his reputation. Why not get a little revenge on the fucking psycho.

 

[Naes]

Listen, fat

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The situation is bad. We saw the pictures of you walking around like a frumpy ogre at Twitchcon. We saw the state of you at the gun range, in your incel school shooter glory. We saw your Lorenz themed crybully interview which gave us the hunchback fridge walking shots. We see you adjusting the camera every 30 seconds trying to catch the most flattering angle of your face.

You will be 30 soon. This is a lost cause. E-Girl content is an attractive young girls game. You can't even touch 1 of those 3 criteria. You have nothing to contribute here. You have nothing to contribute on an intellectual or 'influencer' level either. You are a fat, propped up by mentally ill troons, and well-meaning sympathetic people who pity you.

I genuinely don't see a path. All roads seem to lead off in self-inflicted suicide by troon.

OMG, his fake boobs are all kinds of fucked up and WTF is hanging out the backside? his ass? which he has none of? The backside of Lucas looks like Erkel, just back to.... something. and dresses like a slut, or going to some type of garish costume party, Nothing about him resembles anything female at all.

 

[Brutality]

Everyone is Here

 

[Meriasek]

He's a Twitch streamer, he just takes the Twitch part literally because he's autistic.

In all seriousness he's fucking tweaking, that shit with the sudden twitchy movements is amphetamine abuse making his motor nerves fire randomly. It's a sign his upper/downer regimen is starting to do real neurological damage.
He head shake thing he does is probably his addled brain trying to physically shake the cobwebs out of his skull, but the jerkiness and sudden fits of spazzing out he does is a sign he is burning his system out.
I don't see a happy ending in this for Lucas unless he takes a serious look at what he's doing, the Adderal and the estrogen dose that's too much for a male body to handle is doing him physical harm now, than mixed with whatever downers he does that makes him talk so slow is gonna fuck him up.
I don't think he has anyone left to stage an intervention that he would listen to though, his Mom is obviously a doormat or she wouldn't have let him cut his dick off.

Seems like he's really fucked. His KF campaign gave him a few months of fame and a few thousand bucks to burn, but it was finally unsuccessful. People continued to make fun of him, especially at his unfiltered real life appearances, and then his own side started turned against him.
And now he's all out on the drugs and about to burn out completely, mentally and physically.
I don't like to wish ill on people, even scum like him. But he brought it all on himself.

 

[Simon]

Listen, fat

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The situation is bad. We saw the pictures of you walking around like a frumpy ogre at Twitchcon. We saw the state of you at the gun range, in your incel school shooter glory. We saw your Lorenz themed crybully interview which gave us the hunchback fridge walking shots. We see you adjusting the camera every 30 seconds trying to catch the most flattering angle of your face.

You will be 30 soon. This is a lost cause. E-Girl content is an attractive young girls game. You can't even touch 1 of those 3 criteria. You have nothing to contribute here. You have nothing to contribute on an intellectual or 'influencer' level either. You are a fat, propped up by mentally ill troons, and well-meaning sympathetic people who pity you.

I genuinely don't see a path. All roads seem to lead off in self-inflicted suicide by troon.

His moobs look like they're trying to run away from each other. I've never seen anything like it, they are so far apart, even when pressed together. Horrifying.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Apparently someone named Sam Ambreen. There is a thread about her, and she has a blog about how much she hates the Kiwi Farms. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[lrresistable]

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Everyone is Here

Destiny stick figure sized-to-fit got me.

I think this is my favorite post in this thread

 

[KolKinhs]

Given how hard Keffals is trying to be an E-Thot, I'm wondering how many faggots are unironically simping for him.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Listen, fat

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The situation is bad. We saw the pictures of you walking around like a frumpy ogre at Twitchcon. We saw the state of you at the gun range, in your incel school shooter glory. We saw your Lorenz themed crybully interview which gave us the hunchback fridge walking shots. We see you adjusting the camera every 30 seconds trying to catch the most flattering angle of your face.

You will be 30 soon. This is a lost cause. E-Girl content is an attractive young girls game. You can't even touch 1 of those 3 criteria. You have nothing to contribute here. You have nothing to contribute on an intellectual or 'influencer' level either. You are a fat, propped up by mentally ill troons, and well-meaning sympathetic people who pity you.

I genuinely don't see a path. All roads seem to lead off in self-inflicted suicide by troon.

I for the record, DO NOT CONDONE SUICIDE but I can't argue with the point's you make here. Lucas is not going to go from what he is now to something worth respecting in life on his own merits overnight, or even in any sort of real world time frame. You expect someone like Lucas to take up welding and suddenly become a competent blue collar worker? That shit aint happening. There really is no other outcome after he runs out of money than to look into suicide as his option.

 

[Echo_Ender]

Fascinating. I wouldn’t be surprised. Honestly it’s worth looking Into the companies, the staff, who would enforce such a strange ban…..I’m sick of the unfettered, unaccountable tech firms that act as moral and speech censor. These people better watch out if they don’t want the government to start getting involved.

If I had more detective skills I’d look into the hCaptcha link. It seems like all you need is one compromised person in these companies to make these calls. Likely based on trust, lack of accountability, and incompetence. I guaranteed Dong-Gone had something to do with it.

I also guarantee Lucas knows a lot about Liz. I obviously despise Lucas, but if he decided to come forward with evidence and reciepts on Squarejaw I’d hear him out. Liz clearly went after Lucas hard and fucked with his reputation. Why not get a little revenge on the fucking psycho.

From what I've been told by some friends in the industry is that they get their "Compromised insiders"at tech companies by catfishing/seducing some lonely dude in a key position.

Then they blackmail them by threatening to tell everyone (Co-workers, friends, family, ect) all the graphic details about their humiliating experience fucking a Troon. Unless they "Do favors" like flagging accounts, banning people, ect.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Nope not a glowie, just want Keffals to suck shit and die.

A-Logging isn't becoming of you, Jason.
First Rogue, then this shit. You should have been banned in June. Receiving the Faggot Badge again is merciful.

You're too stupid to be a glownigger. The tranny sleeper agent is more convincing

Unfortunately, this faggot has been actively fedposting in several threads, dating back to June, namely the YouTube Commentary Community and Rogue Disappearance threads.
I'll give Jason this, though. The worst A-Log I've seen here wasn't him. It was the chick who spammed animal abuse and gore in the aforementioned Rogue thread.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Fong Dong No-Long has clearly burnt through his insider connections. Several companies have reversed their decisions, and he's in full DFE mode with his social media accounts and previous threats.

Lucas has nothing.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Fascinating. I wouldn’t be surprised. Honestly it’s worth looking Into the companies, the staff, who would enforce such a strange ban…..I’m sick of the unfettered, unaccountable tech firms that act as moral and speech censor. These people better watch out if they don’t want the government to start getting involved.

If I had more detective skills I’d look into the hCaptcha link. It seems like all you need is one compromised person in these companies to make these calls. Likely based on trust, lack of accountability, and incompetence. I guaranteed Dong-Gone had something to do with it.

I also guarantee Lucas knows a lot about Liz. I obviously despise Lucas, but if he decided to come forward with evidence and reciepts on Squarejaw I’d hear him out. Liz clearly went after Lucas hard and fucked with his reputation. Why not get a little revenge on the fucking psycho.

I really think this is the case, especially because the hCaptcha thing came out of nowhere (and didn't affect much, either), yet Keffals boasted s lot about it.

I want to believe that Charity Majors has a small semblance of work ethic, because Elliot calling in to make a CUSTOMER drop the website he hates is just too fucked up.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Wasnt he supposed to be on hiatus? The three days an eternity for you lucas?

An hour feels like a really long time when you have no other goals in life. He had his 72 hours of eternal hiatus already.

 

[Nuns with guns]

If Lucas was forced to stay away from the internet, namely Discord and Twitter, for a week, he would become a different man. A better one, I don't know, but different for sure.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Those who are older can relate to this....
Think about what you thought was cool ten years ago. Fifteen years ago. Twenty years ago. How much of that do you still view as cool, how much are you indifferent to and how much makes you cringe and regret?
Now imagine one of these things is actually removing your junk. Replacing any chance at sexual pleasure or having a family with having to keep a surgical wound open every day. What a fucking life.
Good luck to you Lucas. If you live that long, I hope you remember this post in ten years.

I have tattoos that if I had the spare change would get lasered. Can relate. Glad that was the extent of my "young and dumb" phase.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have tattoos that if I had the spare change would get lasered. Can relate. Glad that was the extent of my "young and dumb" phase.

From what I've seen tattoo lasering isn't even worth it, you just end up with a scar in the shape of the tattoo. You'd be better getting it covered up.
Hey at least you didn't cut your dick off right?

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

If Lucas was forced to stay away from the internet, namely Discord and Twitter, for a week, he would become a different man. A better one, I don't know, but different for sure.

I was reading an article regarding streaming pornography and the effects it has on the brain, how many men (and women) feel like a weight lifts when they choose to stop consuming internet porn. They have more impulse control and less brain fog, those kinks that they were positive they were into also start to dissipate. I imagine it’s like that for pretty much all coom related internet activities, or places that reinforce it, like Twitter. Remove the dopamine rush and the brain resets. Imagine all the troons who would have never resulted to lopping off their dicks had they just turned off the monitor and walked away. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

Also that absence of ass and moob valley is utterly terrifying.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

In Project Drop Kiwi Farms, a person has a name.
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This one's name is Lucas Roberts.

And I can't believe you'd do my boy Robert Paulson like that bro.

just like Chris was to ED, of course keffals was more efficient, still joke time

 

[MarineN*4235431]

This is definitely wishful thinking on my part, but it would be the perfect ending to the Year Of The Chud if after the entirety of the DropKiwiFarms debacle - after the Twitter Troon Cabal almost succeeded at completely tearing apart the very foundations of the free Internet in order to silence us - that the Kiwi Farms actually managed to outlive Twitter.
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if not a KF account that keffals and co cant touch