Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

My profile of this maniac was completely wrong. We got him lads.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Wow. I can't believe it. Autism wins again.

 

[VoidSpace]

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Oh fuck this guy’s still active. Beaumont, Texas. City of ~100,000.

He’s had this avatar for years. Considering that this avatar has only ever been used in association with the Smurf In Hand account and was created by Smurf In Hand, this account profile has had the avatar since at LEAST 2010, before the thread was ever discovered… this is him. The chances of it not being are fucking absurd. In addition, the way he talks is very Smurf In Hand. It‘s him.

And if we search a David Tolin from Beaumont, Texas…
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David Lynn Tolin Jr. Born 1972. Lawyer. Still lives in Beaumont I believe. NOPE PORTER
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Did we actually fucking find the guy? Eight years and all it took was a reverse image search?

Dude has kids. That’s worrying.
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This guy is so normal. It’s terrifying.

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Sometimes the most normal looking people can be the most depraved fucks.

 

[.iota.]

if true, this is amazing.
smurf in hand has been one of the most disturbing things that i've ever encountered on the internet.
somehow, if he's just some random middle-aged man raising a family in texas, that makes it even more disturbing.

 

[AnOminous]

if true, this is amazing.
smurf in hand has been one of the most disturbing things that i've ever encountered on the internet.
somehow, if he's just some random middle-aged man raising a family in texas, that makes it even more disturbing.

Reminds me of "Rangerphile" Ray Jones, who dressed up his granddaughter as Gadget, who was also his fetish waifu who he made porn of.

 

[Beak Thing]

Sometimes the most normal looking people can be the most depraved fucks.

Yeah, like BTK.

Amazing find, I really never thought we'd have a chance at finding this guy. Of course he was born in the early 1970s just like goddamn Deeker.

 

[keytar]

Oh boy, someone bumped the Smurf In Hand thread aga- *clicks on thread* HOLY SHIT

 

[Karen]

I get a notification that this thread has additional replies.

Thank you spergs... Thank you.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Reminds me of "Rangerphile" Ray Jones, who dressed up his granddaughter as Gadget, who was also his fetish waifu who he made porn of.

Didn't he dress his wife as Gadget, too?

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he dress his wife as Gadget, too?

Yes, but that's nowhere near as creepy as doing that to his granddaughter.

His ED article: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Ray_Jones

Ray Jones - Encyclopedia Dramatica

archived 13 Nov 2022 16:55:17 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Burd Turglar]

Yes, but that's nowhere near as creepy as doing that to his granddaughter.

His ED article: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Ray_Jones

Ray Jones - Encyclopedia Dramatica

archived 13 Nov 2022 16:55:17 UTC

archive.ph

Jesus fucking christ, and all this time I thought Chris was the king of autism.

 

[Spergichu]

I can't believe it. After all this time, you guys actually did it.

 

[Gypsy Corner]

I never thought I would hear about Smurf in Hand again.
Oh God he has kids? Hopefully the part of the story where he leaves a smurf in a dryer is just his imagination and not based on real events.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

 

[Judge Holden]

After 8 years of searching, we have finally found him.

I have added a link to the ID post to my first post here.

Well done niggers. You make an old Judge proud.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

The Cocktail & The Noob

One man's journey into the exciting world of spirits, mixology, and the occasional brew.

cocktailnoob.blogspot.com

This blog is linked on David's Twitter account.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Dude is loaded. Here's his house on zillow.

20641 Eaglewood Forest Dr, Porter, TX 77365 | Zillow

20641 Eaglewood Forest Dr, Porter TX, is a Single Family home that contains 4093 sq ft and was built in 2011.It contains 4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $683,700, which has decreased by $44,490 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is...

www.zillow.com

I pictured someone living in a shitty basement apartment eating spaghetti-os. This gets more and more bizarre. He's a lawyer that handles property law and construction disputes. I can't believe this is the guy. It's like finding out your neighbor is a serial killer.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Fuck, I love the farms.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

>Kiwifarms survives and now Mr Smurf torture himself has been unearthed
Fuck man, we still have some gems coming out of this year.

Dude is loaded. Here's his house on zillow.

20641 Eaglewood Forest Dr, Porter, TX 77365 | Zillow

20641 Eaglewood Forest Dr, Porter TX, is a Single Family home that contains 4093 sq ft and was built in 2011.It contains 4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $683,700, which has decreased by $44,490 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is...

www.zillow.com

I pictured someone living in a shitty basement apartment eating spaghetti-os. This gets more and more bizarre. He's a lawyer that handles property law and construction disputes. I can't believe this is the guy. It's like finding out your neighbor is a serial killer.

>Rich upper middleclass guy indulging in sadistic urges behind the scenes
Oh boy! What a surprise!

 

[literalwho?]

Historic day for the farms. My congratulation for those that searched far and wide and never gave up.