DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
His rant about his channel today was funny but my favorite part is him saying he usually checks the youtube tab looking for whats popular ... cause it fucking shows how much of a miserable fuck he really is , we know he is jealous bitch so seeing people he thinks are less deserving making considerably more hurts him deeply but he keeps doing it and then runs back to his retarded audience looking for validation .

Also i'm pretty sure he was talking about Matt McMuscles , he does the kinda content he mentioned and hosts a podcast with max dood and justin wong ......
and more importantly he once said dsp was a retard on the super best friends channel so he probably has been on dsp's radar since then
 
1 thing DSP could/can but wont/never will do. Give back to your community with no strings attached. Paying to watch you do reacts and eat food is not giving back. Do co-op with your viewers for starters. Do give aways -oh wait- everything has literally been in your favor while your viewers -dent heads and wheel chairs- just bend over and take it while throwing their money at you. You could say get better viewers as well but you're the one that corralled all the retards to your streams.
 
Oh look, it's Phil's ego shooting himself in the gout again. I can't tell if he despises his audience or games more.
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1 thing DSP could/can but wont/never will do. Give back to your community with no strings attached. Paying to watch you do reacts and eat food is not giving back. Do co-op with your viewers for starters. Do give aways -oh wait- everything has literally been in your favor while your viewers -dent heads and wheel chairs- just bend over and take it while throwing their money at you. You could say get better viewers as well but you're the one that corralled all the retards to your streams.
That would require him putting in effort and Burnell the all knowing knows more then you rooooooo. Also he hates the wheelchair armada so he wont play with them at all!!!!!!!
 
That would require him putting in effort and Burnell the all knowing knows more then you rooooooo. Also he hates the wheelchair armada so he wont play with them at all!!!!!!!

Phil's a fucking lazy entitled piece of shit (but you already knew that). His rant today basically boiled down to him demanding that his dents find him new dents to support his addictions subscribe to his channel and tip him (heavy on the latter).

Totally not a cult leader.
 
Oh look, it's Phil's ego shooting himself in the gout again. I can't tell if he despises his audience or games more.
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first of all, I laughed my ass off with that "shoot himself in the gout".
Second, those hours and hours of endless talking is his way of mesmerizing the retards.
There's a group of people in every society that believe whatever's been fed to them.
If he reduces the fodder, the retards will become less and less engaging and might wake up from the siren call.
Watch for your self in every segment of any society. What makes a politician get elected again?
Honesty or exposure? What makes a good actor? Skills or exposure through Epstein's dick?
His exposure is those dedicated 2 hours/day sucking the brain (suck as in sucking a pacifier) of the retards.
 
I think he will drop the community tab first since:
1. He has to type, unlike snorts where he just records himself and you guys know how much he loves to hear himself talk
2. the snorts gives him the illusion of "professionalism" that he likes to portray
3. lets be real the community tab will essentially be copy paste posts and for the people subbed to phil, their feeds will get bloated with the same shit.
Can't block people on community tab posts, saw a streamer get trolled bad cause of that
 
i thought he didn't have time to watch other people
Let's face it, he's given up retconning the narrative and goes with what makes him look best in his head.

Interesting script choice from the writers to adopt a david lynch style for Phil but it's all there, incomprehensible story/ body horror/low resolution shots/ completely unwatchable
 
Also don't forget Phil is a lonely friendless 40 year old with a wife who'd rather play games than spend time with him. His "pahdcast" is literally his only outlet for normal social interaction.
I do am curious of he behaves in public in recent times. Considering he has next to no social life outside of his streams, i do wander if he treats people as if he was streaming.

You guys think he behaves in real life as he does in streaming?
 
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