Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Nice to see some cow content from Greg being put in this thread for once.

 

[Seethecoper]

From a strictly entertaining perspective, the pseudo science videos he was putting out over the last year or 2 were good. Kind of went off the rails when he jokingly-not-jokingly called himself green Jesus or whatever but still good vids, IMHO

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Seeing this blow up made me realize I’m still subbed to the guy.

Fixed that.

 

[Kheapathic]

Not that I would ever promote him procreating; but one aspect of being a male is the ability to bang younger women... As long as you have something to offer (even if it's you activating their mama bird instinct). Get paid, get laid, try not to fuck it up this time, retard.

 

[Cubanodun]

He still has nearly 500k subs. I watch channels that literally have a thousandth of that and seem to be going strong. His last video got 64k views. Is he universally demonetized or something? WTF is he even crying about?

If you dont put content in a set amount of time Youtube nuke you from recommendations and remove you from the monetization program, if you at least make 1 video a month you are good to go,now is relatively more easier to stay in the program by making Shorts so you have to be infinitely lazy to get yeeted

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I'm assuming Skeptic is still in Canada? If so, he and PPP should hook up.

Imagine if we got Greg on the Casino to talk about June, I'd pay money for that.
Just have him answer any question attached to a superchat of $20 or over and they'd be rolling in it.

"Metokur Masochist for FIFTY DOLLARS asks: how much is Shoe attracted to black guys?"

 

[Waddle Bug]

What the fuck happened to him? I used to watch when I was younger. Grew out of his content. Last I heard about him was that he and show broke up.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I can't imagine what it's like when your only interaction with people is thru a computer screen.

This is precisely the reason why terminally-online faggots such as Armored Skeptic do not get irl jobs. Even they know they'll royally fuck it up a week into the job, and get the shit kicked out of them as a result

 

[Waff]

Suicide incoming (from his YouTube) View attachment 3861549 View attachment 3861573 He sounds more like Spoony here.

Time to find jesus skeptic!

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

This is precisely the reason why terminally-online faggots such as Armored Skeptic do not get irl jobs. Even they know they'll royally fuck it up a week into the job, and get the shit kicked out of them as a result

Nah, they just don’t want to do “lowly” real, physical 9-to-5 because it is beneath them. See DSP, Boogie and the rest of their ilk whenever they’re pressed on it.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

What the fuck happened to him? I used to watch when I was younger. Grew out of his content. Last I heard about him was that he and show broke up.

Exactly what happened to all atheist-esque youtubers from back in the late 00s early 10s, fell off hard and noone apart from angsty teenagers and neckbearded redditors care about them anymore. Only one I can think of that hasn't completely collapsed is thunderf00t, he's still beating the same dead horse he has for years IIRC.

 

[mugsy]

Word of advice:

Youtube is a hobby.

If you get a bunch of people interested enough to watch thats great, if you are able to make it profitable then thats wonderful.....

....but its still a fucking hobby

Tying your future prospects and aspie-rations to "making it big" on youtube is as fucking retarded as betting everything on your fucking mcdonalds happy meal toy collection.

A normie 9-5 job will offer far more pay, far more potential for advancement, and far more satisfaction even if its in fucking sewage works than endlessly and miserably pissing into the youtube void hoping to go viral and then hoping this viralness translates to actual profit.

Just do it for your own enjoyment, and if you no longer enjoy it then fucking stop and find something better to do.

They want the lifestyle of being a youtuber, but they don't understand the fundamental gamble behind it. Like but like most companies, most youtubers are doomed to fail, but a small percentage will have the right formula for success. My issue with people like AS is they never considered the fact that they might have failed, they never hedged their bets. If you're complaining about your lack of success, that simply means you never expected to fail in the first place and you stuck all your eggs in one retarded basket.

He chose to feed his ego with youtube clout instead of building on any skill sets for the future and now he's reaping the bitter fruits that he himself has sown. The one useful thing about him now is he stands as a powerful reminder to everyone with creative aspirations to get a fucking job and learn a skill. If you must do youtube, do it on the side. You might just happen to be on a popular trend at the moment, and your personality will probably not be enough to carry you once that trend passes.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

View attachment 3864642
Greg: "Nobody watches my vids... My channel is dying."
Fan: "Hey bro, I like your vids, I'd watch if you uploaded new videos."
Greg: "Reee! Fuck you! I'll delete even my old videos so you can't even watch those!"

It's extra bizarre when you consider that he averages 70k-150k views per video even with his sporadic upload schedule. If he treated it like a job and did even one video a week, he could live very comfortably on the ad revenue and sponsorships alone. This fucking nigger is really whining like a little bitch because he's not being paid handsomely to do literally nothing. I really cannot express my disgust enough. He could make more than the median wage in his area if he put in less hours than a part time job.

 

[Belmont]

Hoist on your own retard.

 

[The Magnificence]

Could be that a large chunk of them are inactive subs. Could also be that YouTube kills his reach because of inactivity, so people don't get videos in their suboxes and his channel doesn't get recommended to anyone.

I'm not defending him BTW, I do think he is very melodramatic and he's got it better than most, but YouTube is a cruel mistress.

If you dont put content in a set amount of time Youtube nuke you from recommendations and remove you from the monetization program, if you at least make 1 video a month you are good to go,now is relatively more easier to stay in the program by making Shorts so you have to be infinitely lazy to get yeeted

So, as I suspected, this is really more about him being lazy. Even with the channel in it's current state it has decent numbers, and he could mine existing content for shorts.

 

[MugolEx]

This is precisely the reason why terminally-online faggots such as Armored Skeptic do not get irl jobs. Even they know they'll royally fuck it up a week into the job, and get the shit kicked out of them as a result

Then they should get their shit kicked in. It builds character and you do better next time. This is why we have people like that starbucks troon that broke down crying over the thought of having to work 8 ours.

 

[Nick Gars]

A pseudo-intellectual YouTuber with an ego who thinks his opinion holds anymore weight than anyone else's because he has some people watch him, realizes it was all for nothing, that he doesn't matter at all in the grand scheme of things, and has crashed head first into a wall of almost total irrelevance.

Should of just shacked up permanently with June and dropped out of the YouTube game while you still had money to sit on. Compared to where you are now, that would of been "The Good Ending". Enjoy the caress of the rope, I hope more of your midwit buddies do the same, you insufferable pox.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Twist ending: such treatments eventually exist but in her case don't work properly and she ends up with patrick stewart style baldness, then grows out that hair so she looks like she has a horrifying mane extending from the back of her head

Frankly he'd have to be mental to deliberately knock a psycho like shoe up. Then he'd be stuck with her in his life to some degree permanently. She's just going to get nuttier and more unhinged as she gets older, so why would he want that

Shoe has a bunch of problems but most of them were made way worse under Greg. The problem with Greg marrying Shoe would be that unless Greg woke up one day and realized he's been a horrible piece of shit and vowed to be a better person, then any relationship is still doomed to fail.

 

[Miller]

He sounds more like Spoony here.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
This is the Year of the Spoony.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Exactly what happened to all atheist-esque youtubers from back in the late 00s early 10s, fell off hard and noone apart from angsty teenagers and neckbearded redditors care about them anymore. Only one I can think of that hasn't completely collapsed is thunderf00t, he's still beating the same dead horse he has for years IIRC.

Nah, Thunder (unlike most Antitheist ‘tubers of yore) has an education that allowed him to successfully move on to something else: he debunks bad/fake science these days. AFAIK he hasn’t done a video on religion in years.