DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
tzgnilki said:
nymn was dunking on DSP, add him to the ever expanding list of enemies

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the reddit post nymn was reacting to/watching

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This really ties into why his prestreams are the way they are. Or when Sir Moist called him out on the begging and wanted to make a short response and ended up being 40 minutes of rambling. It's just a bunch of posturing and complete bullshit.

He wants people to clip this and present it to the public by saying this shit of having some self-realization. Then later on completely does the opposite by shaking a Sonic hat 5 times during his whole stream to get people to donate $100, tips have been slow, and no one cares about the shit he's playin because of tips.
 
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Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
Why do giveaways needs to be banned? because it asks for engagement? Yeah no shit retard that's the only reason they do it, it's like when a website tells you to join their newsletter for a 5% discount in your next purchase, they don't do it because they want to lose money, they do it because they want you to get updates to purchase more things in the future and to use your discount to make another purchase, or when a website or app tells you to refer a friend for a discount or credit, are those abusive too? Him calling giving away free things in exchange for comments "abusive and exploitative" it's as retarded as it gets, or maybe because of his "catholic upbringing" he believes they should be giving away games without telling anyone or else it's not a real giveaway.
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Giveaways need to be banned because they're giving away a desired product for engagement.

But engage with my channel and I will blow bubbles you guys! It would sure be nice to hit 100 likes so I could blow bubbles you guys!
 
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Oliveoil said:
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I agree.
This guy should send empty boxes.
PHENOMENAL shots of his non existent hair here too.
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I'm confused, you don't have to "tip" them to participate in the giveaway, how is it "abusive and manipulative"?

Then again I know the concept of doing giveaways that are of value is foreign to Phil, why should his fans benefit in anyway?

Piggy trying to get shit "banned" because he isn't benefiting from it.
 
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Kirby Souls said:
Phil's logic - " I will not talk about e-begging!" spend 10 min talking about it, it's tough, no honeymoon for my wife etc. Just love it!
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Yeah, this is fucking classic Phil. Says he's 'stopped' doing something when all he's done is replace the times he did said thing with talking about how he no longer does it.

'You guys have have noticed that I stopped doing all the e-begging because I was getting called out for it, right? Now I just tell you the goals and I don't mention it anymore. Even on a day like today where I need money for my day off and contributions are low and now I might not have enough money to buy groceries and stuff for Jasper. I'm not sitting here obsessing about it and telling you guys that over and over though!'

Now he just says this, hitting literally every point that he did in the course of his traditional begging. All he's done is put the same words in a different order. Not to mention that he's also STILL straight up e-begging and telling people how slow things are and how 'it would be nice if we could hit at least some of these goals', just watch him yesterday just before some dope gave him $55.

Just absolutely classic and pathetically predictable Phil.
 
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PhailsidePhil said:
The first thing that jumped out at me was early into the game when the wolf was dying, he just goes into clown mode ack ack'ing every couple of seconds; this to me highlights just how mentally stunted and immature he really is. It's like he has absolute no idea how to read basic social cues and just nervously clowns through it until it's over.
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It's the same reason why watching DSP play horror games is absolute torture.

I've come to believe that Phil is emotionally stunted or absolutely autistic because he just can't pick up on cues whatsoever. When something is genuinely scary, DSP talks through shit to get his mind racing and push the feeling aside. When there's something sad, he makes jokes. It's like he can't pick up on certain tones, so he just tries his best to human and he fails miserably.

He should go back to playing Bugsnax or buy legos. He's not mentally fit for other games
 
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Hey everyone I just wanted to bring up that if you need any mod help with anything here in DSP land to hit me up with a DM or you can just @ me. As most of you have probably noticed that the other two thirds of the mod team here has been MIA for a bit now. I have been holding it down here as best as I can and I am the one who usually handles reports, allowing new accounts to post (welcome to the clown show), and I am luck to have a few global mods to drop by to give a hand.

With that said. I hope that @actually, and @Surly Muppet are living the dream and enjoying the good life away from The Vortex while touching grass and smacking ass.

:semperfidelis:
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
inb4 he does another $25 to name a Pokemon gimmick
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If memory serves it went from top tipper of the night got to name a pokemon and we all laughed at dsp because the tip war tactic was failing badly.

Poster says dave could just do X amount like 25 dollars and it would be better for him, shortly after DSP starts doing just that.

Get a job Phil, a real one unlike that shit you do on your ass 6 days a week.
 
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Agent Proper said:
Hey everyone I just wanted to bring up that if you need any mod help with anything here in DSP land to hit me up with a DM or you can just @ me. As most of you have probably noticed that the other two thirds of the mod team here has been MIA for a bit now. I have been holding it down here as best as I can and I am the one who usually handles reports, allowing new accounts to post (welcome to the clown show), and I am luck to have a few global mods to drop by to give a hand.

With that said. I hope that @actually, and @Surly Muppet are living the dream and enjoying the good life away from The Vortex while touching grass and smacking ass.

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It's times like these it's a good thing you're being appropriately financially compensated for your efforts. :semperfidelis:
 
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