Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Dollar Store Sentai]

It does make me wonder if he is going to push the cancer story to either get onlyfans collabs or shoot for pity sex from hookers. "Can't you gift a man hambeast his dying wish?"

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I’m not sure if another Kiwi has pointed this out, so rate me late if I’ve missed it but…

This particular type of cancer is mostly seen in fats. The main causes of it are COPD, obstructive sleep apnea, and obesity hypoventilation syndrome. I can’t say that Boogie has either one of the fatso ones, but my money is on the sleep apnea, and we all know about the links between obesity and sleep apnea. Unfortunately there isn’t a cure, but moving more and not being a lardass would definitely help. This man literally gave himself cancer because he couldn’t put down the fork imao.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Data on the effect of life-span of an individual with treated polycythemia vera is inconclusive due to the rarity of the disease. Studies show the median survival rate of controlled Polycythemia Vera ranges from 10 to 20 years.

If he is not lying- that's hell of a thing. Not sure whats worse- dying in 6 months so you have less time to be terrified or knowing you WILL die in the next 10-20 years. Not to mention that the treatment is just a guesswork with "inconclusive results" aka "we thing this should work, but it doesnt and we dont know why".
Unless Boogie is a serial killer or rapist- this is horrible.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I hope he beats the odds and dies sooner. Preferably in prison, and preferably after getting raped.

What the fuck is with you and rape? Boogie is lying abusive crybaby but he deosn't deserve to be raped unless he has done that to someone else. How can he with his massive gunt... I don't know.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Cancer has cancer?
Cancer squared?

 

[The Great Milenko]

Boogie has cancer

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Now he can earnestly lose weight from the Chemo.

 

[BrainSand63]

Even when one of the most reprehensible people I know of contracts cancer (allegedly), I still can’t help but pity them.

That being said, if you do have cancer Boogie, you need to find God, because you have a lot of shit you need to repent for before your fat ass crosses over to the other side. For your sake I hope the cancer gets you before the fat does, because I’ve heard losing your legs to diabetes is a living Hell on it’s own

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

You think DSP is next? Or do you think his eternal luck will save him?

DSP will have a heart attack before getting Boogie's cancer, which is apparently very slow moving (fitting, Boogie gets the only cancer that's as inactive as he is). Those legs will probably cause problems before the cancer will. Given how infamous his eating habits are, I'm actually surprised Boogie hasn't had a stroke like Jack "Salmonella is a seasoning" Scalfani has had. Twice. I guess Boogie fully cooks his Doritos before eating them.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

This would not happen if Boogie diet and exercise. Now this is the reason why medical cost are so high.

Only Boogie could get cancer and it still not be the most pressing medical condition that he has.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm surprised a dead man can have cancer because someome that fat can't be alive because when the doctor drew blood it was sweet baby rays HEY-OH!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Boogie doesn't have cancer. If he had cancer I'd be happy... and I'm not.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If boog have cancer, will page number reach 2988 before or after he croaks?

 

[Vect]

Grand. 10-20 more years of Mr. Shaved Coconut Head chin-gazing online about how cancerphobic everything is and how nobody understands that he needs time to focus exclusively on his cancer and how misunderstood he is with his cancer and how cancer is giving him cancer and how he’s drowning in cancer pussy since he got cancer and that he now identifies by the pronouns cancer/cancer and cancer.

I’ll bet he’ll pull a mistaken diagnosis or surgical revision because he thinks nobody else watched Seinfeld.

 

[Rungle]

Boogie isnt dead this time.
Hes dying

 

[YaBoi]

Boogie allegedly has cancer. The timing of this is oh so convenient for him. The ebegging video has made him the dunce of the internet, he's clickbaiting to get his Youtube views over 1,000,000 per month and he's admitted to thinking up controversies to get views.

Of course he'd lie about this. He lied about his parents and sister raping him. He memoryholes events non-stop, his illness and ailments come and go like the hookers in his life. This is the same guy who had diabetes but is now cured. He had a clean bill of health a month ago and now his back is so fucked that he can't work a normal job and he has cancer now. Lies, lies, excuses and more lies. Watch him retcon this diagnosis and live another 5 years.

If he does have cancer, then that sucks for him. However, nobody believing him is entirely his fault. Also, he's had chances galore to listen to his doctors, strangers online and other experts and he chose not to listen. Dude's been lying for years that his doctors and surgeons have given him the green light to guzzle sodas by the dozens and has smused it as an excuse to continue on his fatassery. I have no sympathy for him either way.

 

[Bob_]

So I heard the fat cunt has cancer!
I'm still back on page 2146 but the suspence is killing me.

Please let it be super aggressive ass cancer!

Edit: gaddamitt, it's allegedly some pussy form of blood cancer.

 

[Haramburger]

Any sane doc would take one look at him and think 'Canada has the right idea on how to deal with this'.

Edit: And it's actually his fault. Why was he taking testosterone??

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>taking a hormone supplement might have gave the fat man cancer
WHAT NOW BOBPOSTING?!? WHAT NOW KEFFALS?!? STILL THINK RANDOM HORMONES ARE HARMLESS AND COOL??????

YOU WOULDN'T SHOOT TESTOSTERONE INTO A CAR, WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO YOUR BODY???

 

[Emanems]

If he isn't grifting this time around I think it would be pretty funny if he gave himself cancer by taking T.

I also like how well it blends with the Detrans posts in the Tranny Sideshows thread, how maybe taking all of these hormones and experimental shit isn't a good idea, specially when you are morbidly obese with no chance of recovery.

 

[Glowie]

Boogie has cancer

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Way of total biscuit if this is true

Just saying trusting a broke gritter wouldn't be the smartest move.

Some retard is setting up a GoFundMe right now I bet.