Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[ShavedSheep]

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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

YOU WERE TALL AND FLAT CHESTED BECAUSE YOU WERE A MAN, JOHN

 

[Chan the Wizard]

"Passing"

 

[Ruin]

That woman looks beyond terrified.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

That woman looks beyond terrified.

I imagine whatever weird laugh Wu is probably belting out isn't helping.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

Spoiler

If Flynt/Wu had "pursued modeling," modeling would have run away as fast as its anorexic little legs could carry it.

And on what magazine's cover did he plan to appear? Is there such a thing as Schrecklichkeit Tranny Vogue?

 

[Ruin]

If Flynt/Wu had "pursued modeling," modeling would have run away as fast as its anorexic little legs could carry it.

And on what magazine's cover did he plan to appear? Is there such a thing as Schrecklichkeit Tranny Vogue?

Notice he says late teens when he transitioned in his late 20's. This is just part of John's alternate history narrative that he was born female.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I feel bad for the guy. Brianna is going to keep bullying him, siccing her followers on him, and dragging out arguments with him every time she feels the slightest bit insecure about herself and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. She's got the Twitter team sucking her trannycock so reporting her is useless.

What followers? She hardly ever gets retweets and favs any more, it seems only when she does boring shit like the Being a twat on The Internet Ruined My Life that anyone even remembers she fucking exists. Aside from having a bit of influence on Twitter she's a literal nobody now.

It feels like we're some of the last people watching the trainny-wreck with anything approaching actual interest because watching someone keep touching the stove after everyone has tried to help them is inherently funny.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Where can I find a video of the SXSW panel on harassment Wu was at? This one is chopped into pieces.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

Spoiler

That's a lot of fucking gums, Jesus Christ...

 

[soliloquyR]

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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

John, your wig's falling off, I think you'd better fix it. That, or you're balding. Other than that, you're passing REALLY well. /sneed

 

[AnOminous]

[stuff]

Holy fucking shit, Wu looks like a giant rampaging Uruk-Hai orc with a kidnapped elf maiden about to be raped savagely.

Please spoiler shit like this in the future.

 

[The Colonel]

Can someone photoshop Wu's face onto an Orc now?

 

[Kosher Dill]

YOU WERE TALL AND FLAT CHESTED BECAUSE YOU WERE A MAN, JOHN

And he wasn't flat-chested as a man.

 

[Cynical]

Wu keeps telling people the Virtual Boy is not a video game console:

This seems to disagree:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_Boy

 

[Luminous Being]

So much to talk about. The death toll in Brussels is 34 and Brianna Wu is talking about the death of the Wii-U. Truly, a very important issue to talk about right now.

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712409181811298304

When people bring up the Virtual Boy, a console that was a much bigger flop than the Wii-U, Brianna activates broken-record-mode and hand waves all of them away by stating that the Virtual Boy is "not a console".

A sound argument on the surface (if one is retarded) but WRONG. The VB is considered a console by virtually every person that has half a brain, as is eveidenced by simply googling the name of the damn thing and reading articles about it.

Spoiler: not a console

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410278093262852

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410388403494912

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410571589730305

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410723855568897

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410907889016832

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417040326402052

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417824774463489

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712419854855348225

When telling one person that they are "the sixth white dude in a row to "correct" me" and said white dude protesting that his skin color has nothing to do with anything, Wu finally moves away from the old smugheart (<3) and discovers the new smugheart 2.0 in color. Whoever was it that predicted that Wu would at some point discover the emoji, a winrar is you!

Wu also reveals that the "no console" "argument" is purely a figment of her addled brain and that she, software engineer and giant in the tech indistry, doesn't know how a console is defined. A fantastic way to show your cred.

And for a new section I title No Comment:

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712415804600537088

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Wu versus Trumpenkrieger Part Deux:

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I gotta admit there is something wrong with that guy if he thinks pounding puss is more important than taking care of the resulting kids.

Notice he says late teens when he transitioned in his late 20's. This is just part of John's alternate history narrative that he was born female.

If you're going to make shit up make it good.

Wu keeps telling people the Virtual Boy is not a video game console:

How on earth is she justifying this? It's at least as much a console as a game boy.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

So much to talk about. The death toll in Brussels is 34 and Brianna Wu is talking about the death of the Wii-U. Truly, a very important issue to talk about right now.

As much as whaling on Wu is fun, this one I can kind of see a pass on. Wu probably neither knows, cares, or needs to tweet incessently about something happening across the Atlantic. Not everyone is tweeting out "I stand with Brussels". Hell, Null joked about it here with the various similar tricolour flags thing earlier.

And for a new section I title No Comment:

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712415804600537088

W...what? W--why is blood leaking out of my nose trying to comprehend this? WHY?

In all honesty, this tweet is just... the stupdiest. Seriously.

 

[soliloquyR]

So much to talk about. The death toll in Brussels is 34 and Brianna Wu is talking about the death of the Wii-U. Truly, a very important issue to talk about right now.

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712409181811298304

When people bring up the Virtual Boy, a console that was a much bigger flop than the Wii-U, Brianna activates broken-record-mode and hand waves all of them away by stating that the Virtual Boy is "not a console".

A sound argument on the surface (if one is retarded) but WRONG. The VB is considered a console by virtually every person that has half a brain, as is eveidenced by simply googling the name of the damn thing and reading articles about it.

Spoiler: not a console

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410278093262852

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410388403494912

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410571589730305

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410723855568897

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410907889016832

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417040326402052

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417824774463489

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712419854855348225

When telling one person that they are "the sixth white dude in a row to "correct" me" and said white dude protesting that his skin color has nothing to do with anything, Wu finally moves away from the old smugheart (<3) and discovers the new smugheart 2.0 in color. Whoever was it that predicted that Wu would at some point discover the emoji, a winrar is you!

Wu also reveals that the "no console" "argument" is purely a figment of her addled brain and that she, software engineer and giant in the tech indistry, doesn't know how a console is defined. A fantastic way to show your cred.

And for a new section I title No Comment:

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712415804600537088

So the 3DS, DS, Gameboy, and GBA aren't consoles? Fuck off with your technicalities, they're consoles.
He's trying to sound smart by talking about code and technical categories that he doesn't understand.

 

[AnOminous]

So much to talk about. The death toll in Brussels is 34 and Brianna Wu is talking about the death of the Wii-U. Truly, a very important issue to talk about right now.

Wu is definitely the Godzilla of severed penises.

 

[Judge Holden]

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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have moved to California and pursued modeling when I was in my late teens. it's funny because when I was younger, being so tall and flat chested made me feel awkward. Now I realize now how rare a gift it is. Also, I had my nose fixed which helped my looks immensely."

Spoiler

.....how fucking dare you