Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Cubanodun]

So much to talk about. The death toll in Brussels is 34 and Brianna Wu is talking about the death of the Wii-U. Truly, a very important issue to talk about right now.

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712409181811298304

When people bring up the Virtual Boy, a console that was a much bigger flop than the Wii-U, Brianna activates broken-record-mode and hand waves all of them away by stating that the Virtual Boy is "not a console".

A sound argument on the surface (if one is retarded) but WRONG. The VB is considered a console by virtually every person that has half a brain, as is eveidenced by simply googling the name of the damn thing and reading articles about it.

Spoiler: not a console

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410278093262852

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410388403494912

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410571589730305

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410723855568897

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712410907889016832

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417040326402052

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712417824774463489

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712419854855348225

When telling one person that they are "the sixth white dude in a row to "correct" me" and said white dude protesting that his skin color has nothing to do with anything, Wu finally moves away from the old smugheart (<3) and discovers the new smugheart 2.0 in color. Whoever was it that predicted that Wu would at some point discover the emoji, a winrar is you!

Wu also reveals that the "no console" "argument" is purely a figment of her addled brain and that she, software engineer and giant in the tech indistry, doesn't know how a console is defined. A fantastic way to show your cred.

And for a new section I title No Comment:

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/712415804600537088

"Not a console"

Soft trolling

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The Sega CD is not a console you moron, if you want to go that way then the Nintendo 64 Disk drive is a console and is another of the greatest failures of Nintendo, Why you don't release Revolution 60 in the N-Gage?

Where is the fucking game

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You are a not a software engineer, even your game prove that, in the credits you dont appear in anything that requires coding or some kind of effort

Also you are salty because every person that google Brianna Wu has to see this

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/wu_2-png.76875/

What a shame, John actually started out sounding sensible

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Actually Johnny boy you ARE a barbie in the sense that you don't have anything down there, you have to be very upset because Barbie is A TRUE and HONEST game developer, AND FEMALE

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Soft trolling

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You have to scrape hard to find anyone say anything good about sega CD. As full motion video becomes less and less impressive time only holds the console in lower regard.

Was neo-geo really unsuccessful? It was never really supposed to sell lots of consoles it was supposed to be for a few rich grown ups

Not a console. It's an add-on unless it's a CDX which was all in one.

Guys I wanna sperg on this shit so bad and I'm not the only one. but the sega CD did have it's own processor and memory believe it or not. I think the sega processor could still be used. But it's hard to argue that it's not it's own computer just crippled to require the additional purchase of a sega genesis.

 

[Jaimas]

Soft trolling

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Didn't @Jaimas call it on Wu being a secret Neo-Geo fan a while back? Come on down and claim your prize!

Fucking nailed it. Wu was a System Hipster.

If anyone's wondering why I've been able to call so much of Wu's personality in advance, it's not due to dark knowledge from eldritch abominations, it's just that I've known a few hundred people like Wu in my life.

 

[tepid]

I'm surprised Wu doesn't try Thai Buddist cooking or something. Lots of clever uses of flavours and it's nice and healthy.

She's clearly autistic and we know how fussy they are when it comes to food.

If there wasn't a tech dude bro dystopian slurry she could be smug about drinking then we all know she'd probably just be living off oreos, mac and cheese with the occasional trip to McDonalds.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

it's just that I've known a few hundred people like Wu in my life.

You have to be a horrible person by now. This explains why null made you a moderator

 

[Sable]

it's just that I've known a few hundred people like Wu in my life.

...sorry, I just imagine you fending off a swarm of proto-Wu's, desperately gnashing at you with their corn teeth.

It ends with you standing on a pile of corpses like the Doom Guy though.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Fucking nailed it. Wu was a System Hipster.

If anyone's wondering why I've been able to call so much of Wu's personality in advance, it's not due to dark knowledge from eldritch abominations, it's just that I've known a few hundred people like Wu in my life.

Met a Wu in the morning, you met a Wu.
Met Wu all day, maybe you are the Wu

 

[Sable]

And then John was a Tranny.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

...sorry, I just imagine you fending off a swarm of proto-Wu's, desperately gnashing at you with their corn teeth.

It ends with you standing on a pile of corpses like the Doom Guy though.

And then in a Duke Nukem Voice: "Thank god one of us knows how to play Vidya Games."

 

[Ariel]

Strange that this clip wasn't used too

 

[Jaimas]

...sorry, I just imagine you fending off a swarm of proto-Wu's, desperately gnashing at you with their corn teeth.

It ends with you standing on a pile of corpses like the Doom Guy though.

I really couldn't ask for a better accompanying image.

Strange that this clip wasn't used too

I missed Jace.

 

[Kosher Dill]

...sorry, I just imagine you fending off a swarm of proto-Wu's, desperately gnashing at you with their corn teeth.

It ends with you standing on a pile of corpses like the Doom Guy though.

"Knee-Deep In The Sped".

 

[Sarcastic Username]

My mistake, the 1980 birthyear never appeared on her wiki page. But it does show up if you google for "Brianna Wu birthyear". And claims it was in West Virginia. No idea where it comes from.

Fun fact: search for "Brianna Wu age" and you get her lolcow page.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

My mistake, the 1980 birthyear never appeared on her wiki page. But it does show up if you google for "Brianna Wu birthyear". And claims it was in West Virginia. No idea where it comes from.

Fun fact: search for "Brianna Wu age" and you get her lolcow page.

West Virginia was taken from her own website. Consider it another forgotten lie seeing as she never mentions that detail.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think West Virginia is where she claims her real parents gave birth to her before she was adopted by the Dursleys.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Hardcore gamer" who didn't know what system Chrono Trigger was on.

 

[Typhoid Mary]

I've never played Chrono Trigger, and I don't like JRPGs. But I think it's safe to assume it was on the SNES.

Why does Wu even bother calling themselves a gamer?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Can de-confirm, I know a dude who gives a lukewarm commitment to diversity and isn't treated like a hero

 

[DragoonSierra]

We're just about to nothing left on Brianna Wu news coverage:
http://www.wdam.com/story/31539256/microsoft-apologizes-for-hiring-dancers-for-networking-event

Most amazingly, there was hardly any news about Wu's VR panel.

Is there a link to the video of the VR panel?

To be fair, the Jaguar had more good games than the Sega CD.

John "I was getting asked out 4 times a day in Madrid" Wu. Maybe it's a part of his mental disease where he imagines catcalls and date requests that never happened; even pretty attractive women don't face that level of forwardness out in the wild.

Also the SegaCD was garbage, I fucking owned one and those things ate hot ass.

You have to scrape hard to find anyone say anything good about sega CD. As full motion video becomes less and less impressive time only holds the console in lower regard.

Was neo-geo really unsuccessful? It was never really supposed to sell lots of consoles it was supposed to be for a few rich grown ups

Guys I wanna sperg on this shit so bad and I'm not the only one. but the sega CD did have it's own processor and memory believe it or not. I think the sega processor could still be used. But it's hard to argue that it's not it's own computer just crippled to require the additional purchase of a sega genesis.

Sega CD had some really good games but 75% of the library is crap

"Not a console"



The Sega CD is not a console you moron, if you want to go that way then the Nintendo 64 Disk drive is a console and is another of the greatest failures of Nintendo, Why you don't release Revolution 60 in the N-Gage?



You are a not a software engineer, even your game prove that, in the credits you dont appear in anything that requires coding or some kind of effort

Also you are salty because every person that google Brianna Wu has to see this

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/wu_2-png.76875/




Actually Johnny boy you ARE a barbie in the sense that you don't have anything down there, you have to be very upset because Barbie is A TRUE and HONEST game developer, AND FEMALE

Jesus her gums are the same color as her skin

 

[CWCissey]

Can de-confirm, I know a dude who gives a lukewarm commitment to diversity and isn't treated like a hero

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Probably because they're not actually hiring the best candidate, rather they're box-ticking?