Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

When a person actively sabotages their health (by not taking medicine, or taking too many painkillers, or eating themselves into a chair and whining everytime they have to go into a store that doesn't have a scooty-puff) and that same person wants to live through you cause you made yourself better? Don't let yourself be dragged down, be firm, and walk your own path.

See that's what I'm talking about and why I'm worried for her kids.
If she praises her sons, it'll be because they're so "good" or "smart" but it'll be praise that's because it reflects on her. They're something "she did" and a reflection on herself. So if she gets into a position where they "need" to take care of her, she'll feel entitled to it.

 

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See that's what I'm talking about and why I'm worried for her kids.
If she praises her sons, it'll be because they're so "good" or "smart" but it'll be praise that's because it reflects on her. They're something "she did" and a reflection on herself. So if she gets into a position where they "need" to take care of her, she'll feel entitled to it.

Oh ho! Now it's Ryann who is rejecting all the straight men because she's just too queer to "feel safe" around them? But I thought the last guy who was drunk enough to come home with you - the black guy - ran away before he even left his car?

That's some mighty find denial you're cooking up, girl. Now put some fucking pants on, NO ONE wants to see your nethers.

 

[ScooterQueen]

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Ma’am, I think you’ve followed your gut enough. Have you tried following a diet?

 

[Gay Mouth]

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“The one mistake I will never make, is not to trust my fucking gut” HAHAHAHAHA oh lord Tess, your gut has taken over the show, maybe your mind should step into the driver’s seat at some point.

Her queerness has enabled her to pursue any relationship she thinks she needs to pursue, which sometimes has involved men. But her nervous system breaks into a fritz because she KNOWS that at this point, she is no straight man’s attraction, she’s a very crooked man’s fetish at best. And men don’t squee about how platonically cute you are, they tell you they do or don’t want to fuck. And no regular straight male wants to fuck a yeasty fold.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

I had a thought the other day.
What if Tess is already on some sort of government tug boat?
She has no college degree, no marketable skills and is too fat to do the only real job she ever had, work at Wal-Mart.

I could see that along with being a mother and a lard ass to be enough to get benefits in California.

This seems more likely than her being able to keep her mouth shut about doing feeder porn.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I had a thought the other day.
What if Tess is already on some sort of government tug boat?
She has no college degree, no marketable skills and is too fat to do the only real job she ever had, work at Wal-Mart.

I could see that along with being a mother and a lard ass to be enough to get benefits in California.

This seems more likely than her being able to keep her mouth shut about doing feeder porn.

I'm sure Tess is getting all kinds of government benefits.
Medi-Cal, or Covered California, food stamps, she could be getting help with utilities, she might be getting disability or cash aid for herself and the boys, (I'm sure she claims Rylee lives with her), the list is endless.
And if she is doing feeder work, that's all under the table, so won't affect any government benefits at all.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Realistically speaking, what is there to be done with someone like Tess?
Let's say it's not Tess specifically, but someone like her who can't keep friendships, burns bridges and job opportunities, and treats her children like Tess treats Rylee and Bowie.
With Tess we see her behavior, it's documented, but other people aren't so public, so their kids probably feel a lot of stress and shame around it. They don't want to be seen as shitty children who abandoned their parent, but society might see them as such with no other information.
There's also the whole element of no one else being that close to Tess who would feel bad saying it's someone else's problem.
Realistically, how is this going to play out for Tess' kids?
Also, since I know we have lurkers here who don't even have accounts, what advice can we give them if they're in a similar situation?

Learn about personality disorders, learn to not give a fuck about what society thinks about your relationship with your mother (or whoever) and take care of yourself.

Take ownership of your own shit, STOP making excuses for them or yourself. Read “Codependent No More” by Beattie. Probably stop drinking/using drugs or whatever you’re using to numb yourself. Learn to feel your emotions. Don’t lean into victim mentality. No dooming.

Not easy but can all be done and you will slowly open your entire life to the vast beautiful and heartbreaking human experience, which Tess and others like her will never understand because they’re stuck in a mental navel-gazing prison cell they will likely never escape from.

10 steps to emotional processing, START HERE

Peter Walker writes about trauma. Makes difficult concepts easier to understand

Out of the Fog, what to do

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I'm sure Tess is getting all kinds of government benefits.
Medi-Cal, or Covered California, food stamps, she could be getting help with utilities, she might be getting disability or cash aid for herself and the boys, (I'm sure she claims Rylee lives with her), the list is endless.
And if she is doing feeder work, that's all under the table, so won't affect any government benefits at all.

I agree with this.

It still doesn’t come close to funding her lifestyle though, as her apartment is over $3,000 per month alone, so she’s definitely still doing feeder work. Now if Tubbers has to move to more modest accommodations and trade in the Jeep for something more practical, that’s when I’d be more inclined to think her feeder income took a hit. We saw her move in with Jolene and mooch off of her while driving her comically tiny Yaris so we’ve seen Tubbers in action before she started feeder work.

There’s not another Jolene to take advantage of at this point so if Tubbers lost her feeder work, she’s going to have to move elsewhere. I’d say Mississippi but with the recent Beth drama and hearing little or nothing with her dad’s side of the family this year, she might not have many options there. She truly has no Plan B when the feeder work falls through. She can’t even pretend to do modeling gigs either. She is truly fucked at this point.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Has she ever come out and said Nick doesn't pay any child support?
Not that that means much, she is a compulsive liar,

I don't doubt for an instant she would spent the child support on herself.
It seems like if she wasn't getting money she would make a big show of going after him just in case he ever tried to come back to the US for some reason,
Plus she would get more pity points if he was a genuine officially legally declared deadbeat dad.
Think of all the social media post she could get out of it.
Post pics of each outfit for each court date, complain about how the system is so totally patriarchal and biased against strong women like herself, cry about what a horrible burden it is but damn it, her little man is worth it becase she just loves him so much.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Has she ever come out and said Nick doesn't pay any child support?
Not that that means much, she is a compulsive liar,

I don't doubt for an instant she would spent the child support on herself.
It seems like if she wasn't getting money she would make a big show of going after him just in case he ever tried to come back to the US for some reason,
Plus she would get more pity points if he was a genuine officially legally declared deadbeat dad.
Think of all the social media post she could get out of it.
Post pics of each outfit for each court date, complain about how the system is so totally patriarchal and biased against strong women like herself, cry about what a horrible burden it is but damn it, her little man is worth it becase she just loves him so much.

Ryann hasn’t pursued any of that actually. Nick is a bagger at a grocery store making minimum wage and lives with his parents. When the hooker stopped by earlier in this thread, the one that accused us of whorephobia lol, she revealed how things work between Nick and Bowie. Everything is on Tess’s terms where if she goes through the legal system to get child support, there are certain rights he would have. Right now, it’s all on Tess’ terms. Besides, Nick has so little to give because of his income, maybe a couple hundred bucks a month, enough maybe to cover a couple days worth of food.

Tess isn’t interested in pursuing this in a legally responsible manner because it’s going to require her to disclose her income sources. She’d rather get no child support at all than have it revealed that she farts on cakes for a living. That would effectively be an end to her modeling career and several agencies, including the IRS, are going to demand back taxes on all that income she’s not declaring.

 

[Blerg]

Says she doesn’t put her kid online because of pedophiles in a video immediately following one featuring her kid. She knows she can just delete a video and start again, right? Or block his face out or cut that part out or literally anything besides blatantly lying to look good.

Says she always trusts her gut immediately after admitting to sometimes “exploring connections” with cishet men. How does one both trust an instinct to stay away from something while also sometimes getting close to that thing? Also, “exploring any connection” that comes your way doesn’t mean your queer, it means you’re desperate.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Says she doesn’t put her kid online because of pedophiles in a video immediately following one featuring her kid. She knows she can just delete a video and start again, right? Or block his face out or cut that part out or literally anything besides blatantly lying to look good.

Says she always trusts her gut immediately after admitting to sometimes “exploring connections” with cishet men. How does one both trust an instinct to stay away from something while also sometimes getting close to that thing? Also, “exploring any connection” that comes your way doesn’t mean your queer, it means you’re desperate.

Tess is 100% straight. She looks completely awkward doing anything with another woman, queers, etc. It’s just easy oppression points to collect while changing nothing about her. She’s as queer as she is anorexic.

Tess could delete or remove videos but she has no modeling career whatsoever and no real interests or hobbies. So there’s nothing she can talk about so looks like Bowie is going to have to fill in until she gets another modeling gig. Her talking about pedophiles is weird too, considering that we know what she truly does for a living.

 

[Trombonista]

At this point, she might as well talk about the cakefarts.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

At this point, she might as well talk about the cakefarts.

There is a point where she will say “I’m a sex worker y’all!” but I think she’s waiting for the right moment. She doesn’t want to scare off her current clientele and she is delusional enough to believe there are some modeling gigs for her just around the corner that she doesn’t want to risk losing lol.

 

[Gramlol]

There is a point where she will say “I’m a sex worker y’all!” but I think she’s waiting for the right moment. She doesn’t want to scare off her current clientele and she is delusional enough to believe there are some modeling gigs for her just around the corner that she doesn’t want to risk losing lol.

She's more likely to come out as non binary probably

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She's more likely to come out as non binary probably

Oh there’s plenty of things Tess is going to declare now that she has nothing going on. As sad as it was, her media campaign about her “anorexia” was somewhat of a success as it got her attention from entities that are well above what she should have appeared on.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Oh there’s plenty of things Tess is going to declare now that she has nothing going on. As sad as it was, her media campaign about her “anorexia” was somewhat of a success as it got her attention from entities that are well above what she should have appeared on.

She’s been running on fumes from that for a while now. She already did-

• “I have anorexia!”
• “I have ATYPICAL anorexia!”
• “I’m in recovery from anorexia!”
• “ouchies I’m not eating again!”
• “people didn’t believe that I have anorexia!”
• “people are so uneducated to assume I don’t have anorexia when waddling through Disneyland eating ice creams!”

I can’t conceive of how she’s going to wring any more blood from this stone. She’ll need a new schtick soon if she wants more press.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

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She’s been running on fumes from that for a while now. She already did-

• “I have anorexia!”
• “I have ATYPICAL anorexia!”
• “I’m in recovery from anorexia!”
• “ouchies I’m not eating again!”
• “people didn’t believe that I have anorexia!”
• “people are so uneducated to assume I don’t have anorexia when waddling through Disneyland eating ice creams!”

I can’t conceive of how she’s going to wring any more blood from this stone. She’ll need a new schtick soon if she wants more press.

Tess recently did a podcast interview with Ricki Lake where she stated she had Anorexia Nervosa. She didnt correct herself either. Tess also mentioned she had a talk show that was shooting last year but was canceled because one of the co-hosts had a scandal or something.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy loves black businesses.

Tess loves Lindsay Lohan and weed:

Tess loves to party

Tessy DOESN'T love haders.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I love how she poses with the bag to make her waist look smaller lol. She really has mastered the fat girl angles.