DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Pretty funny that LTG got a short that got around 1.5m views because he talks about current events instead of his schedule 40 times a day. Can you imagine if one of DSPs boring ass shorts blew up like that?
 

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Japs_eye said:
I've been telling my pigga he just needs to go downtown and get a black barber to line his shit up. They can even spray on that fake hair in a can that LeBron uses, on the back of his rapidly thinning scalp.

Maybe Kat could let him borrow some of her jewelry 🤔?
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MS Paint edits legit better than any other editing program. The shittiness of how it is adds to the quality of the final product.

Considering this is Phil, who makes the shittiest khantent on the internet, its just so fitting.

Pig ups
 
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Phil won't go to a Barber. Grown men would make him feel like the little bitch he is. Imagine Phil waddling into a shop ask how long the wait is he would turn around and leave. A Barber shop is a place to chill hangout shoot the shit with the guys, while you wait to get your hair cut and, maybe a shave. Phil would stick out like a gouty thumb in his gamer shirts, while pulling away on WWEC, because he can't find common ground with other men.

He is a sad cuck who feels good going to Mane and Tails with his Mo...Wife to get a truly awful cut and color from some chick who has no idea what she is doing. While she gets the pony package while he pulls some Hogans. To him this is "meaningful" time spent with his partner...well come to think of it he use to do this with his Mom too. If Steve of the Dead reads this it might be a 6 hour video.
 
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Agent Proper said:
Phil won't go to a Barber. Grown men would make him feel like the little bitch he is. Imagine Phil waddling into a shop ask how long the wait is he would turn around and leave. A Barber shop is a place to chill hangout shoot the shit with the guys, while you wait to get your hair cut and, maybe a shave. Phil would stick out like a gouty thumb in his gamer shirts, while pulling away on WWEC, because he can't find common ground with other men.

He is a sad cuck who feels good going to Mane and Tails with his Mo...Wife to get a truly awful cut and color from some chick who has no idea what she is doing. While she gets the pony package while he pulls some Hogans. To him this is "meaningful" time spent with his partner...well come to think of it he use to do this with his Mom too. If Steve of the Dead reads this it might be a 6 hour video.
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Phil likes to compare himself to other people, especially men and it makes him feel VERY uncomfortable.
This is a sign of stunted development.

If you think about it Phil has skipped the struggle phase of your life and went straight to making it. No critique, no one to check him as Linda and Dave Sr. were grateful he moved away.
Phil sitting around other men would face him to listen to true accomplishments- relationships that have meaning (instead of money), kindness for your partner (listening, but also making your partner better), learning that money means something (if you think about it for a lot of his paypigs money is "future problem".

You speak of shooting the shit. I don't think Phil knows HOW. That requires a certain give and take- and I think he is one who only sees money as a give, give, and give.
So Phil probably was the one who said: "I got new xyz toy, come play with it, instead of you wanna hang out."

In regards to time with spouse. I don't he knows how. If you look at his on screen time with Khet, there is no "physical comfort" here. I know couples will rub their shoulders, hand or let the partner speak more. Phil treats Khet like she is a maid. Which reminds me of Bezos who literally told the maid to climb out of a window.

In many ways cows can teach us a lot.
It is never too late to learn or change. For Phil though, only hard dire straights will do it. As in cutting his income by HALF.

Seattle area is not cheap but I do wonder if he can make it on half of his "tithings".
 
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I can't tell if Phil is stupid because he misinterpreted the scene, or that he's so stupid for once again being the equivalent of "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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Lowest common denominator, Phil is retarded and didn't read the obvious social cue.

I'm thankful there's no PUA arc, I can't deal with Phil negging and begging.
 
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I was thinking seeing Phil's wonderful new hair cut if he goes to the hair dressers and tells them "I used to cut hair to but I fucked up muh back duhuhuh" and if he does this type of thing with every person who does a job. It would make sense why people hate him, hearing a retard especially multiple times won't make you wanna help them.

Btw someone asked about hair dye afew pages back (sorry forgot to quote you), yes hair dye runs out quick even permanent dye. 2/3 ish washes you should start to see fading. His hear being a greasy thing... might be him avoiding washing it to keep the dye in longer. I used to dye my hair black when I was ytounger, though his natural hair colour is dark so maybe the fad takes alittle longer unless he is literally grey?
 
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Lol fucking awesome the delusional cope rant retardness in response to critkal.

Again critikal spends 2 minutes talking about Dave and the dude turns it into a 10 minute rant.
Critkal has now spent a total of 4 minutes talking about dsp in the last month. Mentioned him twice.

Dave has spent like 4 hours talking about him. Mentioning him everyday. Can't wait to see how long he'll keep this going.


No one listens to me.
No one believes me.
No one knows me.
Blah blah blah blah.

I know the dude just being an egostical little jealous faggot. But it is truly bizarre his fucking point of view on this. "So he's like a react streamer I guess... idk I don't really watch his stuff"

Dosent know Moist has a podcast. Dosent know what moist does period. No knowledge of his irl content. No knowledge of the moist meter and his game/media reviews(ironic). Doesn't know about his video game playthroughs. Dosent know about his intrest in speed runs. The tier lists. The card openings. And sure drama. And react content. His fucking esports team and sponsor endeavors.

The dudes an actual variety streamer lol. He does everything. Love or hate when he isn't doing react he's actually doing something sick. But that's not my point. You're claim is that no one watches your shit and just makes shit up about you.

Yet here you are. Blatlanty admitting you have no idea what the guy does. You sum him up as just a drama guy, a dude who like reacts sometimes? Hilarious. The fucking cognitive dissonance the delusions the still trying to hold onto a ego like I got three other offers and playing down a podcast you know he talked about you on before.

Fucking whack man lol.
 
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Agent Proper said:
Phil won't go to a Barber. Grown men would make him feel like the little bitch he is. Imagine Phil waddling into a shop ask how long the wait is he would turn around and leave. A Barber shop is a place to chill hangout shoot the shit with the guys, while you wait to get your hair cut and, maybe a shave. Phil would stick out like a gouty thumb in his gamer shirts, while pulling away on WWEC, because he can't find common ground with other men.
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I mean thats hardly fair, a lot of men play games these days. Even the kind that hang out in a barber shop. Phil would just stick out because of his shrill voice and inability to talk like a human
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I mean thats hardly fair, a lot of men play games these days. Even the kind that hang out in a barber shop. Phil would just stick out because of his shrill voice and inability to talk like a human
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You're not wrong but Phil doesn't understand how to act around others, look back on those final CT video the guy was yelling "Ninja, Ninja, Rap." If he could do small talk at this point (without begging) I would be impressed.
 
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Agent Proper said:
You're not wrong but Phil doesn't understand how to act around others, look back on those final CT video the guy was yelling "Ninja, Ninja, Rap." If he could do small talk at this point (without begging) I would be impressed.
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I mean thats what I'm saying. Like aside from him chewing on his fingers at any given barber shop. What the actual fuck do you talk to him about? Like as a guy who hangs out with fucking nerds, and getting older, I have been telling kids to learn other hobbies, so they can at least fucking relate to people once in awhile. Even if its just about your job. But Phil can't even talk about Youtube. He isn't some big shot insider ack ack. He can't talk about video or content creation or tech. My brother in Christ he can't even talk about gaming. He just flatly knows nothing.

And thats his whole world. Good luck talking politics with the fat retard. Could you imagine?
 
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