Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Useful_Mistake]

In addition to that degenerate bottle between buttocks "challenge" they're now doing ass Wednesday where lingerie shots of asses of users are posted?

Apparently some of the users on Locals also participate in sharing lewd images as well.

Why is it the first we hear of this? Or did I miss something?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Wow, I hope he doesn’t pull a Dick Masterson and start attacking the forum for doing what we do. Why in the fuck would you let your woman put nudes out there? Why in your AIDS and alcohol clouded brain would you let this happen after everything you’ve talked about with Drex?

I hope he doesn’t try to squeeze @Null and has a fallout with him like Masterson.

Fucking Libertarians…

 

[AltisticRight]

Sure, that could have happened, not going to deny it. But you shouldn't pretend the other option is as hard as you make it out to be. Let's be fair to one another shall we?

You'll understand how stupid this sounds once you try to utilise a tripod at a beach.
If this wasn't a nudist beach, then really wtf?

Yeah, possibility isn't zero but Nick is tech retarded.

 

[ClipBitch]

Someone needs to use that template of rekieta soyface pointing and put his potato wifes ass in the background. I'd do it but I can't find it.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

So I'm supposed to believe that they set up a tripod with a ballhead (for levelling) to ensure the lines are perfectly angled and set the fucking thing on a timer, as well as have one of them sit there, or at least have the knowledge to pre-focus on the concrete just for this convoluted shit?

Yeah, nah.

Most cell phones (newer flagships) have crazy good cameras that do tons of shit like that for you. Even so, it takes 5 seconds to turn on the grid in your favorite photo editor and rotate the picture to get straight lines.

 

[cypher3057]

Anyone got the pic of Nick doing the whisky bottle challenge so we can put them next to each other and see who did it better?

Here you go

Spoiler: Prepare to click at your own risk

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Yeah, possibility isn't zero but Nick is tech retarded.

If he is this tech retarded, what about these pictures being stolen via a phishing attack or something similar? We still aren't sure if this Rakiets, his wife*, or some third party posting these photos correct?

*Does this shit have to do with his wife's "channel" by chance? I have no fucking idea what she did but they were saying she was trying to grow her channel. I don't think she's that lacking in self-respect but I dunno.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Why is it the first we hear of this? Or did I miss something?

It's apparently a relatively new phenomenon going on in his group. I don't think you missed anything. It makes sense because most of the normies who would partake in such activities were on youtube. After he got suspended and urged them to sign up to locals/rumble, we start seeing the results of that userbase in more details.

 

[huecoffs02]

Nah, still not convinced, that looks much more like just the blur from the moving shorts than rhe tat.

 

[Mr. Cow]

At this point, the only thing separating Nick from Gary Johnson is a comment similar to bake the Nazi cake.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack Murphy got cucked and fucked in the ass on camera.

While this is embarrassing and gay, some reasonably tasteful pictures of Nick and his wife getting out is a far cry from that.

The day is early my friend. It took a while to learn about Jack's home videos. Who know what else will come out.

Coincidentally, when I was taking the screen shot of locals dark mode, Nick was still wondering if he’s gonna do a show or just do twitch cause he was annoyed about some stuff

At last he will have his revenge.

 

[AltisticRight]

Most cell phones (newer flagships) have crazy good cameras that do tons of shit like that for you. Even so, it takes 5 seconds to turn on the grid in your favorite photo editor and rotate the picture to get straight lines.

So how are you going to mount it to a tripod?
None of you know what you're talking about.

You can have a Phase One IQ4, it'll be useless if you don't have a bracket to mount it onto a tripod that has pads to make sure it doesn't sink into the sand.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Have you tried mounting your phone on a tripod? A lot of people here don't know what they're talking about, no offence.
You need a bracket to mount the phone onto a tripod and considering how large and odd the button placements are, many times you need a proper bracket.

Putting a tripod in sand is another retarded cope, unless this wasn't from a nudist beach which wtf were they doing? Anyway, people typically place CDs under the tripod so it doesn't sink into the sand.

Then there's also the logistics about carrying a fucking tripod to a trip with a significant other. Unless both of you are photo slobs, the other will absolutely NOT like that, speaking from personal experience. Most just bring a dumb stick to mount a phone on.

Simplest and least logistically retarded thing to do would involve a friend and then cropping the photo, that's it.

Phone levels are useless.

i can tell you care a lot about this

maybe the resort had $20 pieces of shit ones with the same spring-loaded, foam-lined brackets you can find for your car cupholder for dirt cheap at cvs, maybe the sand being able to move around or like give if you needed to push one leg in a lil more to make it level was a benefit. maybe it was just a telescoping selfie stick lady rackets packed in her luggage and all the had to do to level it was uh stick one end in the sand and push it to the left

you sound like you have the photography tism and can't imagine someone taking a picture on vacation without a dslr

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

coomer chat is very recent over on his locals. I blame that mandy thot as I didn't see much other than posting hot actresses but then she posts her boobs and to her credit they were nice booba but I give them 4/10 cause she posted a grainy potato photo. But since that thot posted the coomer dam broke and its been degen city over there.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

So how are you going to mount it to a tripod?
None of you know what you're talking about.

You can have a Phase One IQ4, it'll be useless if you don't have a bracket to mount it onto a tripod that has pads to make sure it doesn't sink into the sand.

Maybe a long ass selfie stick in the sand like a beach umbrella? That would be compact and something I could see Nick's wife doing.

 

[ddlloo]

Yeah this is really weird tbh, we're meant to believe they are a happy family unit and that Nick the cuck is a meme forced by his ayylawgs, but something is seriously amiss here. It is certainly not Onlyfansing for the money (doesn't Nick make 6 figures or more?) and I didn't feel like she was the kind to buy into the libfem "empowering sex work" cringe (but who knows), they've both gotta be getting a charge from it. But when Nick is in (or adjacent to at least) a sektur which is known for doxing and relentlessly memeing on people, he had to have known this was not going to go anywhere good. It is shameful on both of their parts especially as parents.

As long as it stays 'tasteful' it's really not that bad. A few scarce lingerie shots and what amounts to a meme template butt shot on holiday is fine, cringey, but fine, in the scheme of things. They wouldn't want to go much further though, and even what is out there will haunt them at times like flash in the pan 'controversies' like today.

Personally I really don't mind the photos I suppose (it helps that she looks so good!) but the sex talk always turns me off.

 

[huecoffs02]

All this is happening because Farran showed her panties on stream

 

[Pentamidine]

"Hey will you take a cute and cliched picture of us on the beach? Here's my phone"

- causes 8 pages of conspirasperging

 

[Matt Damon]

So how are you going to mount it to a tripod?
None of you know what you're talking about.

You can have a Phase One IQ4, it'll be useless if you don't have a bracket to mount it onto a tripod that has pads to make sure it doesn't sink into the sand.

All this funny degenerate shit coming to light and you guys are sperging over something totally speculative and unverifiable.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Yeah, it's the kind of thing I think is embarrassing and lame, but isn't really ammunition that can be used against him unless he lets it be.

What would alawgs say - Rekieta does weird fetish sex shit with his still-attractive wife? Oh, the man might literally die from such a sick own.

The thing people will go after him isn't that his wife is hot, its the fact that they have kids and are internet famous. What are they going to do about their kids' friends when they find out and laugh about their mom having nudes (not yet...) on the internet and talking about their weird sex stuff? And its not even 'I was young and dumb, I don't do that anymore sweetie', their mom is taking ass pics yesterday and uploading them on the internet. Just saying, if I found out my mom did shit like that, I would lose all respect for her permanently.