Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[repentance]

Even rock star SRS surgeon and WPATH president Marci Bowers acknowledges that suppressing puberty comes at a cost.

Puberty blockers revealed to be dangerous for minors: study

“Even less is known about the effects of puberty suppression on sexual functioning. [Jazz] Jennings, who started on GnRHa at the age of 11, has no libido and cannot orgasm,” continues Biggs.

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[Polentic]

Even rock star SRS surgeon and WPATH president Marci Bowers acknowledges that suppressing puberty comes at a cost.
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Puberty blockers revealed to be dangerous for minors: study

“Even less is known about the effects of puberty suppression on sexual functioning. [Jazz] Jennings, who started on GnRHa at the age of 11, has no libido and cannot orgasm,” continues Biggs.

thepostmillennial.com

D-d-dangerous?!?! But mah grooming.
Transition when you're over 18. For god's sakes

 

[Grift Garrison]

That reminds me of back in the late 1990s and early 2000s where this girl talked online about how she married Sephiroth (yes the momma's boy from FF7) on the astral plane and got very defensive about it. We had good laughs about that and today, someone like her would absolutely be discussed here.

You talking about one of these people?

 

[AltisticRight]

So Keffals (or someone impersonating him), has made a Facebook page and sending out targeted ads to join their community.
The targeting is most likely gaming topics as I get ads for Dextero and the like.
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The "official" profile is this one, which looks fake but Keffals doesn't have a Facebook page that I can find, nor links to one on his website.

Keffals

Keffals. 10 次赞. Official Facebook page for Keffals, least problematic person on the internet

www.facebook.com

Pretty sure it's based on browsing history and may or may not have been cross correlated with your search interests...

 

[Ewan McGregor]

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You were saying?

Ah yes, the Machete Whore trademark expression.

Imagine being Rackets wife and seeing that out of nowhere. Would be concerning if it wasn't because those are the eyes of a scared man and he must be incredibly non threatening in real life.

Keffals is an internet tough guy first and foremost and was revealed to be mostly a paper tiger propelled by third parties.

To use a troon friendly metaphor,

Keffals would love to think of himself as Bellatrix Lestrange, but he's Lucius Malfoy. Blockface, on the other hand, is Dolores Umbridge.

 

[glass_houses]

All those people saying, "Keffals could have been okay if he just had proper mental care!"... do remember that this is an individual who tried to fuck his chihuahua. He's always been off the friggin' planet.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

All those people saying, "Keffals could have been okay if he just had proper mental care!"... do remember that this is an individual who tried to fuck his chihuahua. He's always been off the friggin' planet.

Proper mental health doesn't always mean that you can cure the person. But you can mitigate mental illness or just outright put them in a place where they're not a danger to themselves and others if it's too out of hand.

This is not the 19th Century, there's no reason why a mental institution should be brutal. And some people just outright don't belong anywhere else.

 

[lrresistable]

Ben Collins is a 45 or something year old dead egg. Taylor Lorenz is a 40 something year old dead egg. Lucas John Roberts (Sorrenti) is a nearing 30 dead egg groomer who cannot coom.

We should rejoice, frens. You know it's bad when even Ethan Oliver Ralph's half-piglet half snorse deformed progeny shall inherit the Earth. However,Lorenz is already desperately trying to fight the aging process, attempting to freeze her embryos. Collins is already washed, perhaps closeted, and still pathetically trying to appeal to young people.



While I would have liked reputable journalists to be made aware of Collins, or the mainstream network he publishes smear pieces for to be aware of him consorting, coaching and colluding with his sources at a bare minimum, it might be worse in my understanding that he is so irrelevant nobody seems to care about him anyway.

A pattern I sense here is all of them want to be forever young. Lorenz is turning into a bitter jaded and spiteful Karen. Collins I don't know enough about but seems to be the male version of a 45 y/o wine aunt.

Luke is the only 1 who may be forgiven for having a teenage basement dwelling lifestyle, as he will never have children or grandchildren. The 14 year olds on twitch will not be interested in a 30+ year old troon in the coming years. Coomeryouth don't even seem to be interested in the 35 y/o ex-pornstars populating twitch, besides curiously loading up Pornhub to see what they looked like 10 years ago.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I don't follow Wings, so I also wouldn't have known this was from him.
But just to reiterate my past point, I've seen a handful of lolcows stop posting online, and what do you know: Their threads have had practically nothing else to work with, other than revisiting some old blunders. IIRC, when Keffals's phone and computer got confiscated, there wasn't much new discussion outside of pure speculation. So it's totally possible for this thread to sharply decline in activity, though we all know that as a very serious "content creator", going offline is literally impossible.

I think that if Twitter dies, this thread will likely slow down a lot. Lucas’s streams are still unwatchable to the mentally stable and he’s uninterested in Mastodon and the like. Maybe his brand new Tik Tok could sustain the thread, but I doubt it since Tony Reed is pretty active on there and his tweets still make up most of the discussion there outside of Tone’s past.


Lol


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Trust me, it’s not that.

It’s probably looking like a retard.

Boring

I legit laughed at this. Good one nigger.
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Edit:

He really just had to make me look dumb.
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[Wy4M]

Ben Collins is a 45 or something year old dead egg

Nah, Ben Collins is in his 30s.
People mix him up with that ex racing driver Ben Collins from the UK who also was the Stig in Top Gear.
The Stig Ben Collins was born on 13th of Feb 1975 and faggot Ben Collins somewhere between 16-18 Feb and afaik we don't have an exact birth year.

The Stig Ben Collins:


The Faggot Ben Collins:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Boring
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I legit laughed at this. Good one nigger.
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Edit:
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He really just had to make me look dumb.
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Another Twitter hiatus? So soon after the last one? Why is he even employing an extensive team to tweet for him with all these hiatuses? Just delete the account, everyone will find out where to get your content from your Wikipedia page!

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Luke's parents had him on a cocktail of over-the-counter amphetamines when he was younger. He told me he would often take more than prescribed and hallucinate shadow people. He thought this was normal. When he told his psychologist they took him off the drugs. When we were friends he was selling his leftover pills to other transgender kids he met at our school's LGBT support group.

Assuming you actually knew him back in the day, you should reach out to Null or another mod and get verified. Otherwise I have to take this kind of thing with a grain of salt.

 

[Meltryllis]

Assuming you actually knew him back in the day, you should reach out to Null or another mod and get verified. Otherwise I have to take this kind of thing with a grain of salt.

He already has been verified, nigger.

 

[Something Awful]

"More people pay attention to you when you shit your pants in public than when you don't smell like shit." – Lucas Sorrenti, expert of shitting his pants for attention

Also lol did you hear Twitter is dying any day now? It's basically dead, like a cancer patient. Trust me.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Assuming you actually knew him back in the day, you should reach out to Null or another mod and get verified. Otherwise I have to take this kind of thing with a grain of salt.

Just for posterity for you and others who may be reading; To elaborate on @Meltryllis eloquent post shank did reach out to null and null did verify him, keffals himself has also referenced him to further add credibility to his statements.

 

[Something Awful]

Nah, Ben Collins is in his 30s.
People mix him up with that ex racing driver Ben Collins from the UK who also was the Stig in Top Gear.
The Stig Ben Collins was born on 13th of Feb 1975 and faggot Ben Collins somewhere between 16-18 Feb and afaik we don't have an exact birth year.

He says he was born on the same day as Michael Jordan (February 17).



And he was 10 years old during some WWE storyline in 2000.



So maybe February 17, 1990.

Just for posterity for you and others who may be reading; To elaborate on @Meltryllis eloquent post shank did reach out to null and null did verify him, keffals himself has also referenced him to further add credibility to his statements.

I know he said he reached out to Null, but why doesn't he have a verified tag? Not that I think he's lying, since he's posted previously unseen photos of Lucas.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I know he said he reached out to Null, but why doesn't he have a verified tag? Not that I think he's lying, since he's posted previously unseen photos of Lucas.

I don't know. However verified usually is to tie an account to an actual identity. Shank is anon. Usually someone who leaks info is tagged "kiwileak" or something similar however since the information provided can't be proven 100% I think it's just left to us to make the decision if it's credible or not. I think null made a similar statement when he verified him, something like "he provided stuff that shows he was friends with lucas, but I can't prove his claims etc".

Considering Lucas has mentioned him, I'd say the info is legit since it chapped his axe wound.

 

[Nuns with guns]

He already has been verified, nigger.

To be fair, he doesn't have the “Verified Kiwileak” flair.. We're retards and only know how to trust people with blue checkmarks.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

To be fair, he doesn't have the “Verified Kiwileak” flair.. We're retards and only know how to trust people with blue checkmarks.

Oh yea, it's also worth mentioning all of his info has panned out and anything that could be verified has been independently. Like Lucas having a yappy small dog named Daisy.

 

[Probably An Autist]

That woman exists, her name is Denims and she's an OF e-thot who is using Twitch Politics to funnel sexually frustrated lefty incels to her OF account. She's supposedly going to visit Keffals in Canada.

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Thanks to @I'm Just A Worm for the above sticker!

Dude denims smile is some uncanny valley shit.