The Brianna Wu guide to Twitter:
1. Decide upon a subject to speak about for the day. Familiarity with the subject is unnecessary. Subjects can be culled from Twitter, news sources, or if necessary pulled directly from your ass.
2. Immediately declare your complete expertise in whichever subject you have chosen. Again, familiarity with the subject is unnecessary. In order to bolster your claims of expertise, state that you have been "working in the field for years" or pull a random statistic from the same place you pulled the original subject (e.g. "your ass").
3. Depending on your feelings about the subject, you can proceed one of two ways at this point:
a. If the subject is one you like (e.g. random hipster thing) then do just enough research to find out what the general consensus of the worst part of the subject is, then claim it to be the best despite what everyone else says.
b. If the subject is one you dislike, find a way to declare either the subject, or the people involved with the subject "misogynistic", "transphobic", "privileged", or "gamergater"
4. Wait for someone to disagree with you, no matter how politely. As soon as they do, respond in as patronizing a manner as possible. Do not address any points they make, even if they are valid. Instead, dismiss their opinions as unnecessary because they are any combination of "white", "male", "cis", "homophobic", "transphobic", or "priviliged". Bonus points if you call them"child" or use smug hearts/emojiis in your reply (this means you win, no matter what)
a. Important note: At this point, be prepared to delete any tweets you have made, just in case the person you are responding to are in fact not a combination of combination of "white", "male", "cis", "homophobic", "transphobic", or "priviliged". This does not mean you should check first, it's easier just to delete.
5. Remember, never block anybody who disagrees with you. If you do, you would never know you were being harassed by people who dare to have a different opinion. Just report them to @Safety so they are completely banished from your little fiefdom (at least until they make a new account)
6. Final note. Stay away from Medium.com. That's where people go to post the truth about you when they're banished from Twitter.