DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BallBuster II]

Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

EDIT: Spelling

And just to add some fun context, because he is such an inept fool:

"Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty-six"

Some may recognize those words. I mean it is only the intro to one of the most popular songs by one of the longest tenured and most popular metal bands in history. Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast".

"Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time." Revelations 12:12

"Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." Revelation 13:18

Totally not biblical guys. Just nonsense humans decided to cook up.

Also his mention of "having to do with Satanism" hit my spergy bone slightly. True Satanism has nothing to do with Satan, which is Atheistic Satanism. What dumbass is referring to is Theistic Satanism more commonly referred to as Devil Worship, Religious Satanism or one of its many offsets that worship Lucifer that falls more in line with what people typically think of when they hear "Satanism". It's nit picky I know, but it's just one more thing he got utterly wrong within a 30 second video clip.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

So DSP claims he got a wakeup call and has suddenly realized he is begging too much? Amazing. Surely that's about to last 3 days at best.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
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After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

EDIT: Spelling

Phil being a typical lazy fuck and not knowing what he's talking about, all the while insulting his audience. And he wonders why he gets dunked on.

Also, if this fat fuck brings up "muh depression" again as a shield, I hope Jasper shits in the closet.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

And NO Khet can't go on one of her 7 days off a week! She might go to the wrong shop and end up with cornrows!!

 

[BScCollateral]

I have been telling kids to learn other hobbies, so they can at least fucking relate to people once in awhile.

And make sure the new hobby has something to do with the real world. Being able to talk intelligently about the European space program has served me much better than knowing James T. Kirk was born in Iowa, even though it is for the most part equally useless.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Very fresh and very robust tard cut
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That's just a bowl cut with grease combed through it. Man paid for a bowl cut. Does his hairdresser hate him?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Remember this retarded take from dsp, because down the line if he decides to go more of a "podcast" discussing topics and such, this will be the general type of takes he will have and im all up for that level of stupid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't tell if Phil is stupid because he misinterpreted the scene, or that he's so stupid for once again being the equivalent of "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Fuck this clown is stupid and absolutely never been laid.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Just came across this clip and it inspired me to make a spergy effortpost
View attachment 3885966
After making a mockery of the Catholic view of charity, Phail thinks it's a good idea to completely misrepresent 666 and its meaning in Catholic theology a few weeks later.

First of all, "the birthday of Augustus Caesar?" The fuck? Augustus wasn't even born anywhere near May, plus neither we nor the Romans have 66 months or 66 days in a month for it to be even possible to write a date down as 666, did the pigga even give his retarded explanation one milisecond of thought? STRIKE ONE.
Maybe you're thinking, "Hey didn't the Romans have a different way to count years? Maybe he meant birth year and just gin brained it." Good question, let's check it, if we convert Augustus' birthdate to his Roman one his birthyear would be 687 AUC, which is way off. STRIKE TWO.
"IDIOTIC HYOOMANS TRIED TO SAY IT WAS OVER THE YEARS, IT'S LITERALLY A FAIRYTALE!" Book of Revelation 13:18 you fucking retard it's literally IN THE FUCKING BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! Unless the man who recently started LARPing as a man who is deeply influenced by Catholic values is saying that the New Testament, the book his entire supposed code of morality is based on, is a fairytale? STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT!
Maybe he meant Nero? One of the theories why we got 666 (and 616 which is considered a mistake) is because Kaisar Neron (the Greek spelling which John the Evangelist would've used since he wrote the Book of Revelation in old Greek) converted into Hebrew gematria is 666, that's where 616 comes from too, Caesar Nero (the Latin spelling) in gematria is 616. Early Church fathers (including ones from way back in the 2nd century AD) considered 616 to be a mistake, but that's besides the point.

In any case any Catholic who even slept through their religious studies classes at church knows that 666, in the context of the Book of Revelation and the meanings of numbers in Christianity, is supposed to represent a human government without God and under the strongest influence of Satan and the Antichrist (who is the Beast that comes out of the Earth or the false prophet in Rev. 13). 6 is the number that symbolizes human weakness, sinfulness and imperfection, that's why it's referred to as the number of man in Revelation, it literally symbolizes humanity. 666 together makes a mockery of the Holy Trinity, the number 3, or three of the same number next to each other, symbolize completeness and is one of the four numbers that symbolize perfection, the others being 7, 10 and 12. Speaking of, the Beast that comes out of the Sea (the one whose name is 666) and symbolizes the kings of the largest empires at the time of John the Evangelist's life also makes a mockery of 7 and 10, since it has 7 heads and 10 horns.

EDIT: Spelling

DSP revealing how truly little he actually learned from his schooling despite constantly claiming he knows so much, and explicitly pointing to classes that he says changed his life is one of my favourite things. I made a post about one in particular that still makes me laugh to this day on just how wrong and stupid this guy is. For those who haven't seen it:

I'm constantly shocked when watching old Tevin videos and seeing random DSP fuck ups I missed just how stupid the man is. When asked what courses changed his life the most or some shit


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Getting past the beginning which I left in because I cannot get past how stupid it is for the guy who went to a private Catholic university to say that other Colleges "wouldn't touch" the religion course he took as if comparative religion hasn't been a study since the literal middle ages and something taught at universities since the 1800s (and that his private Catholic university gives a more AHNEST and DARING look at all the religions than a secular, public institution)

But anyways, while telling us about this life changing, mind opening class he took, he gave us insight into what religions there are in the world:

Jewdism
Buddhism
The Muslim Religion
"the other one?"

Truly a well educated, smart individual

 

[Iron Hamster]

Kinda related because I've been clipping this egregious shit where he pauses the game outta nowhere to zip onto a tip despite it being "pittance".

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Fuckin' addict behavior. Later in the stream he does what is mentioned here

and proceeds to be a fuckin' 6th grade clown. And of course he goes on how there has been no horror or scares! Not like he halts his playthrough of a movie where he talks over it at every opportunity and ruins any build up in the first place by pausing it constantly.

I'm just going to spoil the game for myself before watching anymore of it because he makes me lose patience. This is like the 6th fuckin Dark Pictures game, you know how they go, asshole.

And then cries that a game takes too long. This is why.

So DSP claims he got a wakeup call and has suddenly realized he is begging too much? Amazing. Surely that's about to last 3 days at best.

It's over already since Moist essentially call him a nothingburger.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That's just a bowl cut with grease combed through it. Man paid for a bowl cut. Does his hairdresser hate him?

What do you want to bet that he doesn't even tip them?

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

DSP revealing how truly little he actually learned from his schooling despite constantly claiming he knows so much, and explicitly pointing to classes that he says changed his life is one of my favourite things. I made a post about one in particular that still makes me laugh to this day on just how wrong and stupid this guy is. For those who haven't seen it:

I've said it before, expertsidephil is the fucking best. Whenever he starts talking about something he clearly knows nothing about it shows just how arrogant he is, especially when it's something so wrong (see rainy day fund) and he sticks to it.

People have pointed out here before that they think he has a learning disability but it's so much worse than that. Learning requires making mistakes and acknowledging you don't know everything, that's why Phil doesn't learn anything. He's too convinced of his own greatness to experience how humbling admitting ignorance is, and how fulfilling learning and growing is. Which is why I love expertsidephil telling us about how the real world, history, tech, or science is.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP revealing how truly little he actually learned from his schooling despite constantly claiming he knows so much, and explicitly pointing to classes that he says changed his life is one of my favourite things.

I used to get legitimately MATI just 2 years ago when I got back into detracting and I heard Phail call people dumb and insulting their intelligence even though they didn't say anything stupid. Now whenever he goes on his rants about how detractors are mentally challenged and mentally ill children and he's a LAHGICAL INTELLIGENT HYOOMAN I can't help but laugh, it's become one of my favorite DSPisms as well. I remember when he first hyped up his reACKt to TIHYDP MGS2 he said that there has to be "some intelligence" to the video if it was this popular.

Phil is legitimately one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever been exposed to. Fuck, I just remembered when he did the Feeding with the Pig - Mediterranean Cuisine and said that the Mediterranean is a river in the Middle East, or when he played Flight Simulator and said the dumbest shit imaginable on every stream. He's the poster boy of the phrase "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."

Learning requires making mistakes and acknowledging you don't know everything, that's why Phil doesn't learn anything. He's too convinced of his own greatness to experience how humbling admitting ignorance is, and how fulfilling learning and growing is.

Exactly, at this point his low IQ (I still maintain it's not higher than 86) is a minor component when it comes to how ignorant he is. After his long self-imposed seclusion from society his delusion and narcissism ballooned to insane levels and it's in my opinion the biggest contributor to why he's so ignorant.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Exactly, at this point his low IQ (I still maintain it's not higher than 86) is a minor component when it comes to how ignorant he is. After his long self-imposed seclusion from society his delusion and narcissism ballooned to insane levels and it's in my opinion the biggest contributor to why he's so ignorant.

Totally agree on the IQ, I had him pegged in the mid-90's although I must admit sometimes I do wonder if it really is a long-con act. The valedictorian thing is still baffling. Was there a brain injury in that car crash? Doesn't add up. It can't be that everyone at that school is a fucking retard right? Surely there's at least one Asian at every school?

 

[Balr0g]

Totally agree on the IQ, I had him pegged in the mid-90's although I must admit sometimes I do wonder if it really is a long-con act. The valedictorian thing is still baffling. Was there a brain injury in that car crash? Doesn't add up. It can't be that everyone at that school is a fucking retard right? Surely there's at least one Asian at every school?

You have to admit his long term alcohol abuse (IIRC he stated he self medicated his back pain with gin and don't forget his early condo tours where he showed of his alcohol collection) plus his vewry unhealthy lifestyle probably has wrecked his brain. A brain needs stimulans and let's be real what has he done to keep his brain operating? Has he ever learned something himself? So far he often had the help of friends or fans who made stuff for him or showed him how to do direct capture, streaming etc. So maybe he had a slightly good head on his shoulders in school but fucked it up with his life choices

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

>86
>the low end of average IQ
He can’t pronounce “successor” and he flushes bacon grease down the toilet. I don’t have a big enough rainbow.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You have to admit his long term alcohol abuse (IIRC he stated he self medicated his back pain with gin and don't forget his early condo tours where he showed of his alcohol collection) plus his vewry unhealthy lifestyle probably has wrecked his brain. A brain needs stimulans and let's be real what has he done to keep his brain operating? Has he ever learned something himself? So far he often had the help of friends or fans who made stuff for him or showed him how to do direct capture, streaming etc. So maybe he had a slightly good head on his shoulders in school but fucked it up with his life choices

Hangs coat racks and picture frames on the wall with duct tape. Didn't know the oil needed to be changed in his car. Argues with automated email and twitter replies. Didn't think he'd have to pay business tax if he moved his business to Washington....

That's just off the top of my head, the list is endless.

I don't notice a difference between his very early videos and now though.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Fucking hell the snorts are insane on today's stream. It's like a crazy tic today.

 

[myone]

So DSP claims he got a wakeup call and has suddenly realized he is begging too much? Amazing. Surely that's about to last 3 days at best.

It's already being phased out and memory holed. Since Sir Moist turned out to be an evil detractor it's not a wake-up call anymore that needs to be addressed, it's all just lies and defamation against DSPs good character. He would never e-beg! He's running a mature business.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I've said it before, expertsidephil is the fucking best. Whenever he starts talking about something he clearly knows nothing about it shows just how arrogant he is, especially when it's something so wrong (see rainy day fund) and he sticks to it.

Posting once again because it’s always pertinent