Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seethecoper]

>attractive wife
>No proof of swinging, cuckery, or gay shit
>"Nudes" of wife are things you'd see on any attractive woman at a beach
>"nudes" of Nose are the equivalent of mooning someone

Literal nothing burger. Nice ass on the wife though. Grats on the trophy wife

 

[Phillip Green]

If this was just on locals....imagine the shit that's on discord.

Nick doesn't really even visit his Discord. And for all that he talks about it being degenerate, the Discord is mostly just a couple of his homosexual jannies posting tranny porn to each other in the NSFW channels, while the rest of the server offers up reddit-tier takes on the day's events. I was shocked by how boring it was.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Grats on the trophy wife

You have low standards for what constitutes a trophy wife. Coomer.

 

[Kosher Salt]

You have to pay to participate in the chat, but as far as I'm aware absolutely anyone who joins his Locals for free can still see anything and everything posted in the chat, such as messages or photos of people's ass.

Yes, unless the stream is paywalled. Then the chat is also hidden to free users.

 

[Matt Damon]

You have low standards for what constitutes a trophy wife. Coomer.

"This 40 year old mother of six doesn't look as good as a bikini model half her age. 2/10 would not bang".

You're making such a display of not simping that you wrap back around to being a delusional high-standards neckbeard.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

With all the lawtube retards we might as well get a new section. I count Legalbytes, Thatnatliechick, Rakieta and maybe Branca (As much as I like his shitposting).
Either that or maybe a Kickvic/Weeb wars orbiter since he started out there?
Edit: On second though I'm retarded, maybe just put him in Internet Famous.

Lawcows. I'm calling it.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

>attractive wife
>No proof of swinging, cuckery, or gay shit
>"Nudes" of wife are things you'd see on any attractive woman at a beach
>"nudes" of Nose are the equivalent of mooning someone

Literal nothing burger. Nice ass on the wife though. Grats on the trophy wife

Still fun to sneed on him for clenching a bottle in his asscheeks, though.
It could have been a lot worse, tbh. It's just funny.

 

[TexOffender]

Lawcows. I'm calling it.

We already have the lawtube thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lawtube.120256/

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Still fun to sneed on him for clenching a bottle in his asscheeks, though.
It could have been a lot worse, tbh. It's just funny.

I can't wait until the dumpster defenders trial because of the impending King of the Hill jokes and Hank Hill comparisons.

 

[ffo kcuF]

So the Rekieta's are what Christian family values look like in 2022, lol. And I heard Josh calling Venti trad on MATI, this timeline is funny.

Nick bro's please no bully!

 

[Mr. Cow]

A bottle up the ass is Nick's version of James Weeks stripping at a Libertarian Party conviction. Proving me right that people love to treat freedom as a free ticket to be degenerate.

 

[TexOffender]

A bottle up the ass is Nick's version of James Weeks stripping at a Libertarian Party conviction. Proving me right that people love to treat freedom as a free ticket to be degenerate.

Well Weeks got booted from the party for that so it's not as free as all that.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Well Weeks got booted from the party for that so it's not as free as all that.

A lot of libertarians and anarchists are pretty retarded and don't get that it's not a matter of you being able to do anything anywhere but rather you having the ability to set your own rules and regulation in spaces you own or have created.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Sorry Nicky boy. Now it's our wife

I always knew something ain't right with the lawyer of the sektur but didn't expect the wife to make an arc. Lots of coping in this thread which is weird but this is the biggest disaster since he put on a dress and sucked that mike on stream.

Sharing is caring. All aboard the Lady Rackets train!

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I talked about the slippery slope for a reason

More like the slippy slide.

 

[Mr. Cow]

Well Weeks got booted from the party for that so it's not as free as all that.

When you make your already struggling party a laughingstock so badly that not even your fellow libertarians want to be associated with you, of course you would take such measures.
Nick when he said eating ass on a nude beach was freedom, but it totally wasn't the point of a nude beach, made me saw this coming. Here's a truism this Nick saga proved to me, if children can't be there to see it, it's degenerate.

 

[TexOffender]

Here's a truism this Nick saga proved to me, if children can't be there to see it, it's degenerate.

Actually pretty good rule. To Nick's credit, he didn't bring the kids on the trip where he showed his Hank Hill ass.

 

[Matt Damon]

Here's a truism this Nick saga proved to me, if children can't be there to see it, it's degenerate.

I wouldn't want kids watching me have sex, even if it was married, monogamous, God-fearing Protestant cut-a-hole-in-the-sheet missionary sex solely for the purpose of procreation.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I wouldn't want kids watching me have sex, even if it was married, monogamous, God-fearing Protestant cut-a-hole-in-the-sheet missionary sex solely for the purpose of procreation.

yeah that's like some "the whole family sleeps in the same teepee" shit

 

[Cherenkovblue]

We already have the lawtube thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lawtube.120256/

True, but that principally referred to the LegalBytes thing and her attempt at building a clique out of everyone who wanted to be a law-grifter like Nick. Lawcows has, I think, a wider scope than that. Also I find that name more amusing.