Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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This tweet is the same level of retardation as this:


It's as simple as that, you fucking retarded infant baby children. Simply create a new Twitter and port users over despite not having access to Twitter's code or databases anymore. You sweet suckling infant retards. If only I had 1/10 the intelligence of supergenius Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Piggy doesn't read this thread. So he hasn't read any of the recent posts shitting on him for not completing his dumb Tiny Tim book. That's why he's suddenly tweeting about it again:

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Patrick, if you're reading this, I have a Christmas parody idea you can have for free. Cult, low-budget unintentionally hilarious 80's horror movie Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, but recast and set in the modern era as Silent Fart, Deathly Fat 2*

*Because you're so fat, you see. You are a very fat boy, Patrick.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I finished reading the entirety of Knockemstiff (excellent book and would recommend to any lolcow watcher) and Pat would fit in at Hop's Bar and get beat up by any of the locals living there.

 

[KingOfGains]

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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OH GOOD. HE HAS TALKED ABOUT THE GYM AND HOW HE DOESN'T DO A FUCKING THING THERE BESIDES TAKE AN AFTER CARDIO SELFIE. Thus summoning me out of lurking.

Machines are actually a bit harder on you because of it actively pulling down due to a rubber band effect of the machine itself on top of gravity. That and the friction of a worn down machine making it feel like it's dragging even harder. This is assuming he's using cable machines and not hammer strength plate loaded machines. Also, Machine weight and free weight are not equal. Smith machines take away 10-15lbs off your bench because Most Smith machine bars weigh less than a typical barbell. Hammer strength machines tupjcally add a slight amount of weight cause you're lifting the metal parts plus the plates you ad on to it.

Plate loaded machines are better than cable cause of less weight restrictions.... Anyways... Moving on.

While he is correct about free weight activating stabilizer muscles, that doesn't necessarily make the lifting harder. More so when he doesn't lift anything past 135 on bench.

"Lifted millions of children" is a fucking reach. And very poor choice of words considering he's known for grinding up children into pepperoni.

A decade of lifting and he's still fat, weak, and retarded.


TLDR: Pat doesn't lift. Pat is fat. Pat is retarded. I'm going back to lurking now.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

This tweet is the same level of retardation as this:
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It's as simple as that, you fucking retarded infant baby children. Simply create a new Twitter and port users over despite not having access to Twitter's code or databases anymore. You sweet suckling infant retards. If only I had 1/10 the intelligence of supergenius Patrick S. Tomlinson.

I'll have to defend black science man here: A disturbing amount of hacks happen due to programmer error and are therefore at least in theory preventable - "just" write your software correctly the first time. Unilaterally moving Twitter users over to some new site is on the other hand literally impossible unless you are running Twitter and any idiot with a 1.3 GPA can see- oh, right.

 

[Post Reply]

TLDR: Pat doesn't lift. Pat is fat. Pat is retarded. I'm going back to lurking now.

There are few shortcuts in life, but this is one area where Patrick has an advantage over the rest of us. Considering his mass, if Patrick did simple body-weight exercises he could quickly become the strongest man on earth.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I'll have to defend black science man here: A disturbing amount of hacks happen due to programmer error and are therefore at least in theory preventable - "just" write your software correctly the first time. Unilaterally moving Twitter users over to some new site is on the other hand literally impossible unless you are running Twitter and any idiot with a 1.3 GPA can see- oh, right.

Patrick's "suggestion" about committing multiple state and presumably federal felony crimes in the open theft of millions of people's data and another corporation's intellectual property, goodwill and other immediately actionable stuff is like his "suggestion" that random Ukrainian civilians throw paint at fully armored and moving tanks during a horrifying war where people are literally getting their guts blown out all the time.

It's internet tough guying by proxy, a "subtle" way of letting you know what a devil-may-care 90's action hero badass rapscallion Patrick would like you to believe he is. As subtle as leaving pamphlets for penis reduction surgery around the office.

That's the Ying of Pat. The Yang is his genuine childlike innocence of how the real world of actual, functioning adults who think about life-changing consequences works. He operates on a cartoonishly juvenile level of understanding the world, he's Kevin laying hilarious traps for Wet Bandits, and everything is gonna be fine because Pat's the star of this delightful John Hughes comedy that is his life.

Source: a science of psycho-anal--yzing Patrick I just made up in my head.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

I'll have to defend black science man here: A disturbing amount of hacks happen due to programmer error and are therefore at least in theory preventable - "just" write your software correctly the first time. Unilaterally moving Twitter users over to some new site is on the other hand literally impossible unless you are running Twitter and any idiot with a 1.3 GPA can see- oh, right.

No, science nigger is more retarded here. Hypothetically someone could just copy all Twitter's code and user database. It would be illegal and immediately shutdown, but technically possible. Especially if Null hosted it, would probably take a few nukes to get offline.

To stop ALL hacks you would need to account for:

• Social engineering techniques, such as phishing
• 3rd party service usage (Over half of companies are compromised through a vendor)
• Malicious actors gaining any form of otherwise legitimate access (e.g., rubber ducky)
• Every vulnerability in all layers of the stack (hardware, firmware, OS, application ...)
• All potential issues in every library used, and the libraries they themselves use
• Poor configuration practices that are not a result of a programming bugs (e.g., admin/admin )
• Physical effects, such as rowhammer or IR lasers to modulate sound chips

Pat is definitely much fatter though, and negro science man should be commenting on his gravitational pull instead of shit he somehow knows even less than nothing about.

 

[Next Task]

Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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It's a great idea! But doing it to Twitter sounds like too much work. So I'm going to do it myself with something easier to clone. Like a book. Just copy it, slap a new title on it, and boom, done.

Using Pat's suggestion of Phoenix, I could produce Phoenix Repo or In the Phoenix. Porting the existing customer base over will be incredibly easy because it's non-existent, and I don't have to worry about attracting new customers because that's moronically naive to expect with the quality of the product. Unlike this cloning idea. That's not moronically naive at all!

 

[moocow]

Lol

I laughed harder at the "shut up idiot" at the end than anything else in that exchange. JFC that's just so perfect.

 

[John_Smith]

Hey, that's my friend Bill. Man, did we have some epic carousing in London, BITD. Now he's what you could call a professional writer, someone who knows how words work. Bill invented more words that Patso knows or will ever know ( about 1,700). I doubt Patso has even a passing familiarity with any of Bill's writings. I doubt Patso even has the ability to understand, or even read Bill's writings.

Not Bill's text though. Bill wrote in verse form, in the main. This looks written by an imposter child. Mayhap 'twere that rank pretender, Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford.

 

[Ophelia]

Perhaps our motley group of posting tools
Shall reach the heights of sonnets, not haikus.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "A harassment text just now from one…

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[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

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Wait so this isn't real? I could have sworn yesterday he was talking about making an account there. I want to believe so bad. Either way I lolled

 

[ShinyStar]

Piggy doesn't read this thread. So he hasn't read any of the recent posts shitting on him for not completing his dumb Tiny Tim book. That's why he's suddenly tweeting about it again:

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Fat is such a moron. The fact that the word 'ditto' has existed in the English language since 1625 doesn't mean that it would have been used the same way. People in the 1800s had a style if speech markedly different than we use today. Especially in literature, they took care to express themselves in an educated manner. I can just see Fat's dialogue shaping up now:

"I'm disgusted by the lack of spices in your bangers," Tiny Tim said with a scowl.
"Ditto," said the sexy cat lady, eyeing a dark-skinned serving boy in the corner with predatory eyes.

Fat shouldn't be googling random words to get the sense of how to structure his dialogue, he should be reading actual period literature. Find me one instance of any book using, 'ditto' the way Fat is going to, and I'll eat Hooligan's mystery meat loaf. Of course the problem is that Fat doesn't have enough reading comprehension to make it through a book with the level of vocabulary that Dickens would have used.

eta:

To prove my point, I searched for the word, 'ditto' in a couple of books, with the following results.

A Christmas Carol: 0 uses of the word
Bleak House: 0
Great Expectations: 0
David Copperfield: 0

Of course, Dickens wasn't the only author, so I tried a few others.

Frankenstein: 0
Dracula: 0
Tom Sawyer: 0
The Three Musketeers: 0
Crime and Punishment: 0

Les Miserable by Victor Hugo further proved my point by using the word once:

The Thénardier woman hastened to him.
“Here’s the letter. You know what you have to do. There is a carriage at the door. Set out at once, and return ditto.”

Yes, the word was in the text, but it wasn't used in a way we'd use it today.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fat Rick has a $44 billion (lawsuit) idea

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I'm no expert here but cloning work from your previous employment as your own wouldn't be bad enough, porting every user over? They lost access to the Twitter database needed to do that when they were fired but if they were somehow able to do so it would give Elon more groundz for suit imo

Since other people already noted that Patirck is encouraging people to commit an actual felony I want to just note that that it's only a "$44 billion idea" if someone else is willing to overpay for it like Musk did which caused this whole thing and which presumably someone could once again follow Patirck's advice against that new owner after he's bought it in some kind of perpetual motion machine of people buying the New Twitter for $44 billion and it immediately vanishing to reappear as a Newer Twitter ready for sale again.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "A harassment text just now from one…

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There was a bit more, an extra cunty reply to someone giving him solid advice:



For anyone wondering about the Mastodon madness - there are currently two imposter childs fighting each other, and Pat's toilet has joined in to make it a triple threat match.

 

[bile demon]

There was a bit more, an extra cunty reply to someone giving him solid advice:

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For anyone wondering about the Mastodon madness - there are currently two imposter childs fighting each other, and Pat's toilet has joined in to make it a triple threat match.

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“The kiwis outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

 

[AnOminous]

No no no...that would be "losing", in the mind of our poster-child for Dunning-Kreuger - you know, in the same way he's not fat [and you're stupid for thinking so] - and he's not going to let the "atalkers" win.

Meanwhile he's too stone stupid to realize every time he replies, they win because they're getting exactly what they want out of him, sputtering angry impotent chimping for them to laugh at.

I doubt Patso even has the ability to understand, or even read Bill's writings.

His stupidity may be the second most notable thing about Pat (the other obviously being his obesity). I previously would have thought you'd need at least average intelligence to be even a bad writer, but Pat is well into retardation territory. You'd think this would be impressive in at least a Special Olympics tard-made-good way but it isn't.

 

[grey area]

There was a bit more, an extra cunty reply to someone giving him solid advice:

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Lmao he is such a cunt. His god complex at odds with the glances of reason his eyes glaze over from time to time leave him incapable of saving face by just keeping his fucking mouth shut. I love this guy.