-- NOVEMBER 11 2022 --
SCALE SCREEN!! 504.6lbs (500 lbs). She ate intuitively, so she lost 0.4lbs. Only 48.4lbs to go by February 11th.
Sitting on the couch: Do you guys break the spines of your books? Because Amber totally doesn't, except when she does.
Jump Cut!! Large box with a blanket over it. It's all of Jade's unwrapped Christmas presents, but Amber won't show you.
Jarring Jump Cut with Voice Over: Amber wants to binge, so she doodles instead to 'distract' her, further indicating that she knows none of this is 'therapy'. She speaks as though she's giving advice to individuals with B.E.D. She "picked up the marker instead of picking up the fork".
[Public Service Announcement: Don't take medical advice from Amber].
-- 6 HOURS LATER --
She finished The doodle, and is about to start another doodle. Amber gives details about how she's going to work the pattern, and the colours used, and holy fuck what a waste of time. Then again, I'm actually reeecapping this, so those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, right? Moving on...
-- NOVEMBER 12 2022 --
"Hello Hello. Good morning". Amber is watering plants. She takes the time to tell us that the plant sitting in a glass of water doesn't need to be watered. Thanks, Amber.
Jump Cut!! "I just woke up the teeniest bit of time ago, so I'm about to do my makeup". She does a TikTok type transition and her makeup is done. Amber tells us she made another TikTok, then shows us her shoving her makeup into cluttered drawers and a disaster of a makeup bag.
SCALE SCREEN!! 505.6lbs (500lbs). Amber overate, but didn't binge. Amber feels SO SWOLLEN today. Remember what I said in a previous reeecap, Amber? FAT! You feel FAT today. She decides that in future videos, she's going to show the difference between when she overeats versus when she binges because people are asking her what the difference is.
SPOILER: Don't get your hopes up, as it will all be total bollocks. She will NEVER show you a true binge or how much she actually eats.
RARITY!!! Amber talks through it.
Amber doesn't want to work on her LEGO because then it will be done and she won't have another set until after the holidays.
COMMENT OF THE DAY!!! Amber's testing a new website to get ready for vlogmas - I can't wait! Amber gives away her time travelling bullshit here by saying that her most recently uploaded video was the mini putt one. It makes sense, as this video has the vibe of a lazy, cutting room floor clip show. The comment chosen was just talking about Amber calling the iron an 'iron moment'.
JUMP CUT!!! Filming in the bathroom. Her camera falls, and she keeps that in the video. She shows us that Mount Torrid on her counter is gone, and claims that she put it away awhile ago. I call bullshit; I think she worked through the pile, wearing it all. My guess is Mount Torrid is now on the floor in Jade's room waiting for her to wash it again for Amber. She once again shows us her Kardashian perfumes in the clear plastic box with the beads. She's REALLY proud of this.
More doodle talk. Doodle 2 is done, and now doodle 3 will be hearts.
RARITY!!! Amber talks through it.
BINGING MOLMENT ON CAMERA!!! "It's happenning all too soon". You mean your therapeutic doodles didn't stop the Binge Monster(TM)? She's going to show us!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. ARE YOU EXCITED?!!?
Binge contents: Checkers cheeseburger, large fries, 4 mozzarella sticks, and a giant rootbeer. To all of you that have been blue-balled, remember that I warned you. Amber explains that if this were an 'overeating' molment, there would be no mozzarella sticks or root beer. Oh, and binging is her mentally unwell while eating. Overeating is not as unwell... or maybe it is. She's just talking out of her shelf right now.
Amber has shown us her eating two entrees as a meal on a regular basis, and now she's trying to convince us that a slightly larger than average fast food meal is a 'binge'? I remember all of the times she criticized her audience, saying that *for her*, a binge was like, 3000+ calories, and it had to have a ridiculous list of items (including entire boxes of PayDay bars). Amber's just confirmed that ALL of this is bullshit: she just eats what she wants, when she wants, with no care or self control.
So, Basically: Binging = Overeating = Amber not wanting to tell herself no.
Back to Doodles. Shows current state of the heart doodle.
AMAZON MOLMENT!!! More magnetic lashes.
RARITY!!! Amber moves the camera to keep it on her instead of Rarity. This is Amber's channel, after all, not Rarity's channel!
-- NOVEMBER 13 2022 --
"Hello, it's the next day", and it looks like Amber is about to make one of her thrice daily food orders. Amber pretends "Feline" is there and ordering with her, but there are no random limbs or disembodied voice. Amber shows the sides available for order, and along with 'kettle chips' and 'french fries' there is "9 Lives Cat Food". LOL, where the FUCK are you ordering from, Amber??? This is actually really funny, and Amber contemplates ordering it to see what happens. DO IT!
-- We didn't get it lol --
Of course she didn't, because that would put her dangerously close to producing CONTENT.
SCALE SCREEN: 505.0lbs (500lbs). She binged yesterday, but still lost weight. Riiiight. You binge, but you lose weight. You eat 1700 calories, but you gain. None of this has any logical consistency.
Now Amber doesn't know whether or not she'll show what she eats regarding the overeating/binging. She's not sure because of those judging haydur SCUM. Sometimes she can control the binge, and sometimes she can't. Her psychologist's appointment is in two days - but isn't the psychologist on maternity leave?
Jump Cut!!! Amber's in the closet, rambling about recently doing night showers. She says that she usually showers after waking up or a few hours later. So, you are switching to night showers... from night showers? Amber lets us know that since she hasn't been doing keto for all of what, 5 minutes(?), her gallbladder pain and greasy shits are magically better. Well, she said her shits are 'back to normal' - whatever that means. I guess since no one told her that the Checkers "binge" had an absolute shit-ton of fat, her gallbladder didn't know that it was supposed to hurt.
No End Card.
