Containment What WILL Chris's Fate be? - How do you think it will end?

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

A legit crazy person could be taken in by a mental hospital, or family members, but since Chris is just a man that was never told no, and that everything "just happens", and certainly isn't shy about not giving two fucks about this stuff, he's a bit more of a problem

This has got be the result of Chris's only experience with life being TV. I think he referred to Family Guy as a "reality cartoon" back the virgin with rage days. Family Guy was a parody of American sitcoms of the 80s and 90s, where everything wrapped up nicely at the end of the 20 minute episode and it just all worked out. He definitely can't process what an parody actually is or means.

He definitely had this idea that people were as goldfish brained as him and thought people would forget some of his reprehensible actions. This falls into my Family Guy sitcom theory. In the next episode, everybody is oblivious to the things that happened in the last episode.

Tldr: Chris thinks people are quick to forget and things "just happen" because he thinks Family Guy is an accurate representation of reality. But that's just a theory... a tard theory!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Chris gets put in a tard home (or any institution, really), he’s going to have a long, miserable life. Whatever entity who is put in charge of caring for him make sure that he’s taken care of to an adequate degree between meals and health screenings.

A lot of Chris’ health problems from a decade ago were brought on by the fact that he had a repulsively processed diet of fast food, candy and instant meals, which is something that jail food has actually fixed going off his most recent jail mugshot. Slammer living has managed to reverse the damage Chris has done to his own body in about a year and a half’s time. Not sure how much of that is necessarily reversible at 40, but I think he’s way healthier than anyone observing him today could have hoped to speculate.

I've said this before: jail is doing a better job at raising Chris than his parents ever did in the last 40 years of his life. Where ever Bob is, he must be face palming so hard at how his son turned out, and Barb couldn't care less. Now, that Chris' last stop is a home, is it any surprise? Chris actions whether it be self-inflicted or troll based, was always going to lead him to where he is now. Luckily for him, Chris isn't a violent offender (however, it doesn't make him less than an annoying nuisance). I am surprised how well he's managing behind bars, but I feel that things will be different where he's forced to go somewhere else other than his house.

 

[dzonatan]

That’s one of the big mysteries. Some people posit he took this case as a charity thing. Some wonder if the judge asked him to handle it specifically because he’s good at his job and might keep things from becoming more of a shitshow. It might just be Chris’s tard luck.

Shit like this is why I sometimes believe that Chris is a government psy-op.
No matter what outlandish shit Chris will do, he always have a soft landing.
Genuinely surprised he wasn't jumped and had his shit pushed in in his life.
I swear to god, USA is just too much of a comfy country if such beings can exist.

 

[Boom Boss]

Where ever Bob is, he must be face palming so hard at how his son turned out

If Bob ever knew that Chris fucked his mom and bragged about being better at sex, he would be fucking pissed. I can't imagine Bob taking that well.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Bob ever knew that Chris fucked his mom and bragged about being better at sex, he would be fucking pissed. I can't imagine Bob taking that well.

I know the common argument is that "Bob's too old to do anything", but I feel if he was alive to witness this, it would be the final straw for what Bob had to deal with Chris' antics for a decade. He'd call the cops on his own son for sexually assaulting his wife.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Chris isn't a violent offender

Rape is a violent offense.

 

[Ophelia]

He'd call the cops on his own son for sexually assaulting his wife.

As any husband should.

Rape is a violent offense.

Fwiw, Chris hasn’t been charged with rape (unless something changed).

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I swear to god, USA is just too much of a comfy country if such beings can exist.

People like Chris can exist anywhere that it's possible to make enough money to support an extra person.

I've said this before: jail is doing a better job at raising Chris than his parents ever did in the last 40 years of his life. Where ever Bob is, he must be face palming so hard at how his son turned out, and Barb couldn't care less. Now, that Chris' last stop is a home, is it any surprise? Chris actions whether it be self-inflicted or troll based, was always going to lead him to where he is now. Luckily for him, Chris isn't a violent offender (however, it doesn't make him less than an annoying nuisance). I am surprised how well he's managing behind bars, but I feel that things will be different where he's forced to go somewhere else other than his house.

It's not like he'll even be able to survive anywhere except jail when he gets out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I know the common argument is that "Bob's too old to do anything", but I feel if he was alive to witness this, it would be the final straw for what Bob had to deal with Chris' antics for a decade. He'd call the cops on his own son for sexually assaulting his wife.

Bro Bob was a Korean war vet. If he was alive and he caught Chris fucking Barb he would have shot him.

 

[glue eater]

I cast vote for a hobo saga: I think Chris will become new Andy Dick, from world famous comedian (intentionally or unintentionally) into coach surfing in the houses of a-logs/weens trying to squeeze money or fame from washed out Chris' presence.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I cast vote for a hobo saga: I think Chris will become new Andy Dick, from world famous comedian (intentionally or unintentionally) into coach surfing in the houses of a-logs/weens trying to squeeze money or fame from washed out Chris' presence.

If he did coach-surfing, then he will sperg out like a fucktard, but even more autistic than before, especially about his enemies. Even if he has completely washed-out presence from the internet, many still know his infamy, and how he does with Barb. And then, there's his drawing skill, still retains the same.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

When Chris gets out of the nuthouse, he's going to be a different person. He'll be ingesting fistfuls of pills every day to calm him down. He'll have a hundred yard stare and they'll set him up in a rented room where he'll spend 24/7 filling diapers and staring at the cracks in the wall. I'm pretty sure his behavior has earned him a pharmaceutical muting.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

When Chris gets out of the nuthouse, he's going to be a different person. He'll be ingesting fistfuls of pills every day to calm him down. He'll have a hundred yard stare and they'll set him up in a rented room where he'll spend 24/7 filling diapers and staring at the cracks in the wall. I'm pretty sure his behavior has earned him a pharmaceutical muting.

Judging from his history of photos, Chris has had that stare for a long while.

It's a fitting end. Decades of unbridled autism mixed with amounts of sugary, fatty foods the only thing that could have kept Chris at bay would be a shock collar. I've said this before, and at this point, no one can trust Chris to live by himself or with people older than 70. Chris being drugged and drooling himself into CWC would be the best for him. Shame what Bob had to go through, just to end up with someone like Chris. Sure Bob had his faults, but he didn't deserve someone like Chris. Chris must be karma for Barb for years of her being an asshole. I guess lolcows cannot live a fulfilling life based on their ignorance and arrogance among their other 'traits'.

I could muster up the thought of DSP getting his shit together, but then I'd be lying to myself.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Bro Bob was a Korean war vet. If he was alive and he caught Chris fucking Barb he would have shot him.

Bob was technically a WW2 Vet he was part of the Allied Occupation Force after WW2 but before the Korean war, Bob was a member of a comms unit and never saw combat even local skirmishes where not something he'd have been part of - he might have known people involved in them but he wasn't someone who'd have seen active combat.

 

[FinnSven]

Bob was technically a WW2 Vet he was part of the Allied Occupation Force after WW2 but before the Korean war, Bob was a member of a comms unit and never saw combat even local skirmishes where not something he'd have been part of - he might have known people involved in them but he wasn't someone who'd have seen active combat.

Maybe not, but raising Chris and living with barb must have given him a thousand yard stare like he went through 100 active tours in Vietnam.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I cast vote for a hobo saga: I think Chris will become new Andy Dick, from world famous comedian (intentionally or unintentionally) into coach surfing in the houses of a-logs/weens trying to squeeze money or fame from washed out Chris' presence.

I could see that happening. Instead of handing him entire handles of vodka to keep him complacent a la Dick, they'd just need to feed him lego. I wouldn't put it past the IP2 crowd.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Bro Bob was a Korean war vet. If he was alive and he caught Chris fucking Barb he would have shot him.

I feel it far more likely he would’ve An Hero’d himself at that point. Just noped out of that situation. You could tell that he was already at his limit when it came to his retard manchild son and his shenanigans as well as his hoarder wife who’s ruined the house he most likely paid for.

 

[DrNow]

The protection Christian enjoyed, his former ‘teflon tard’ status was negated when he gave up the name bestowed upon him by the bear. When he began to go by Christine, whatever cosmic forces may have guarded him against himself were lost. There’s no coming back from this.

 

[Aegeus]

when he gave up the name bestowed upon him by the bear

Truth. Abandoning his GodBearJesus-given name was an unforgivable affront.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The protection Christian enjoyed, his former ‘teflon tard’ status was negated when he gave up the name bestowed upon him by the bear. When he began to go by Christine, whatever cosmic forces may have guarded him against himself were lost. There’s no coming back from this.

It's amazing, the doctors said Chris would never be able to write his name properly, and that proven to be true. Chris can't write his name properly.