Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Homer Simpson]

He penetrates with his testiciles instead of his shaft.

Gotta put your balls in the condom too, everyone knows that.

 

[Fools Idol]

I still don't understand where all this "paragon of rightoid virtue" shit is coming from though, I watched him for years after Knoxville and never got that impression, but different folks different strokes I guess.

I think it's more that this nigga has the audacity to criticize, give advice to and make fun of people while he is waddling around his cuck shed surrounded by gay anime plushies with bottle shoved up his nonexistent ass and a silicone ring strapped to his balls turning them blue. All while his cracked out wife is sending pics of her tattooed up flabby ass to the coomer pay piggies just so she can feel like a woman and hold off the depression on more day.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I didn't know friends hugging each other means you are a cuck. But kinda a teachable moment for rackets joking about other people being cucks. People who constantly mocks other for being cucks are usually cucks themselves, like TUG & Ralph.

 

[Niggernerd]

lol. Yeah. I'm sure you can find some drunk on Gunnison beach passed out on one of his bottles.

Most likely, if you find his wallet you'll find out his names nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

I didn't know friends hugging each other means you are a cuck.

It doesn't, but there's been so many jokes over the years about Drexel plowing LR, that of course people are gonna cap it and press the joke further. Like, no shit. She basically walked right into it.

I don't have any animus towards LR, but I do think between things like the massage parlor story, and the written explanation she just released of why she has lewds on the Internet, she might not comprehend how the audience in this sektur tends to think. Or maybe Rekieta (who says he reads KF) clued her in, and she just doesn't give a shit. Take your pick, I guess.

 

[Cryin RN]

I mean the original content was laughing at maddox's lawsuit (which was very funny)

There's a billion gay internet lawsuits out there, but finding them requires work. Much easier to sit on stream, spout bog standard rightoid talking points, get to make 'cheers' and drink and play internet daddy with your chat then do the work to make content

Shit, the trial livestreams were fun too, but once again, finding a good trial to livestream requires work

Yeah my interest in Nick was purely legal analysis/lolsuits, I think I picked him up during his Russell Greer streams. Those dropped off, his calls were wrong pretty often (Vic lol) and so did my interest because frankly Emily D. Baker, Legal Karen, does that type of thing way better except with better editing and tighter time controls. And she doesn't show up late and drunk to read off Superchats from her most malignant chat regulars.

Okay sooo timingwise here’s what I think is up with Nick/has been going on:

He got a ton of attention during Rittenhouse and cruised along doing his show covering trials like Edgecomb and Potter and stuff. Time consuming but not all encompassing like Rittenhouse. Then in April Depp starts up and it’s a loooot. 7 weeks of actual trial (6 +1) as well as time before and directly after.

I think his wife threatened to leave him. (Side note: I wonder if this is why they no longer have a nanny?) He was doing a ton of show stuff and not really spending much time with her. After the Depp trial he was a moody bitch for a while and kept cryptically saying bad things were happening but he didn’t want to talk about it.

Then he goes on a few trips with family, fine, he mentioned them. Then suddenly he’s going out of the country with only his wife (and was a weirdo about the location). He suddenly started fetishistically mentioning his wife and how hot she was/how much he loves her which cool, glad you love your wife, dude. But like…stop talking about it?

My guess is his wife got insecure and made an ultimatum of he puts her/their relationship first and makes them more of a focal point, she was gonna walk. Like, he’s always been a degenerate but now it feels like he’s using his audience to get his wife off by mentioning her to us. He’s using his viewers as his relationship fluffed and I know I didn’t sign up to be the perv in the corner watching him try to appease his wife by forcing me to know about their sex life. Lady Rackets is pretty and seems nice an all but from my POV it feels like she’s forcing Nick to remind us of her for her own validation.

Sounds bang-on to me. There's a really important second reason women post titty shots, thot it up, and look qt on Insta: to compete with other women. Didn't know about the nanny stuff, but it totally makes sense. There's another chick in the sidelines somewhere. Wife doesn't like it and feels like she has to stunt to prevent her guys' attention from wandering. Tbh between streaming and LR having to raise 5 kids I wouldn't be surprised if they don't actually spend that much time together.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Tbh between streaming and LR having to raise 5 kids I wouldn't be surprised if they don't actually spend that much time together.

Nick said when he started streaming more often that both he and LR became too busy with their day-to-day schedules that they only got to spend an hour with each other at times.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ty's southern values? Like fucking up a seemingly slam dunk defamation suit? Is that a southern value?

Post civil war, losing sure is a southern value.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick said when he started streaming more often that both he and LR became too busy with their day-to-day schedules that they only got to spend an hour with each other at times.

What confuses me is why he decided to go into weird sex stuff and just not stream as much. Locals means he only needs to stream a day or two a week unless something is happening. Do the minimum needed to keep viewer numbers up. Maybe he is just that addicted to e-fame.

 

[disavow]

I don't have any animus towards LR, but I do think between things like the massage parlor story, and the written explanation she just released of why she has lewds on the Internet, she might not comprehend how the audience in this sektur tends to think.

So much this, but I can't imagine releasing lewds online without having a discussion about it with my husband and if she did, that's a divorce tier fuckup in my mind and if they did talk you'd think he'd have a talk with her about how well it is going to go.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

So much this, but I can't imagine releasing lewds online without having a discussion about it with my husband and if she did, that's a divorce tier fuckup in my mind and if they did talk you'd think he'd have a talk with her about how well it is going to go.

But you forget I’m thirsty to be posted don’t question the ass posting just embrace it

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I didn't know friends hugging each other means you are a cuck. But kinda a teachable moment for rackets joking about other people being cucks. People who constantly mocks other for being cucks are usually cucks themselves, like TUG & Ralph.

wait TUG is a cuck too? That's glorious.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I think this is all much a do about nothing. As far as cows go, Nick's reaction is probably the one everyone should have. I'm a little disappointed he didn't freak out like normal cows do, but I guess he knew it was coming. I'm still gonna laugh at him for being a moron though.

End of the day, entertainment man is to be used for entertainment, not the alignment of my moral compass. His problem is that to keep growing on the internet, you need to keep the interest of the internet. He took the degenerate lane. I'm still here for it. The crash at the bottom will be hilarious.

 

[disavow]

I think this is all much a do about nothing. As far as cows go, Nick's reaction is probably the one everyone should have. I'm a little disappointed he didn't freak out like normal cows do, but I guess he knew it was coming. I'm still gonna laugh at him for being a moron though.

Even Ethan Ralph was not always The Gunt™, the decline was slow, and then fast. I see real potential here.

 

[Barry McKockner]

Even Ethan Ralph was not always The Gunt™, the decline was slow, and then fast. I see real potential here.

I'm waiting for the stream where lady rack(ets) walks him in on a leash, in a gimp suit, with a ball gag in his mouth.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm waiting for the stream where lady rack(ets) walks him in on a leash, in a gimp suit, with a ball gag in his mouth.

I could maybe see it winding up being a little more like a ProJared sort of situation.
To the outside world one day out of the blue there would be some kind of blowup, potentially with his spurned wife coming out to cry about how her no good husband has been sending people weird photos and talking to other women while neglecting her, then the husband defending himself and saying how his wife had been flirty with other guys and their relationship has been on the rocks for a while, and basically it winds up being a big messy embarrassing public spectacle.

I doubt it would be as serious as the ProJared situation was, but it would still be the same flavor of event because these seem like the same types of characters.

The reason I think it could play out differently is because of the kids. You like to have faith that a person would value children over stirring up drama in response to relationship troubles, but what you like doesn't matter to the world too often so who knows.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I could maybe see it winding up being a little more like a ProJared sort of situation.
To the outside world one day out of the blue there would be some kind of blowup, potentially with his spurned wife coming out to cry about how her no good husband has been sending people weird photos and talking to other women while neglecting her, then the husband defending himself and saying how his wife had been flirty with other guys and their relationship has been on the rocks for a while, and basically it winds up being a big messy embarrassing public spectacle.

I doubt it would be as serious as the ProJared situation was, but it would still be the same flavor of event because these seem like the same types of characters.

The reason I think it could play out differently is because of the kids. You like to have faith that a person would value children over stirring up drama in response to relationship troubles, but what you like doesn't matter to the world too often so who knows.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see that being an ending. I honestly think they would be legit "open" more than cheaters. His libertarian tendencies undercut any religious beliefs he may or may not have, and being a lawlyer would only fortify that undercut. This is based solely on the way he (and she when she drinks) describe their sex life. I see them being swingers before being cheaters. But that's just my opinion.

Most logical ending is that the filter free Locals chat he spends so long in turns him into a complete and utter degenerate to where he sounds like a 4chan poster 24/7, even during trial streams, and any semblance of law and logic go out of the window.

 

[Fools Idol]

Here are some questions for the Rekieta fans out there:

• Why is Nick's wife even involved with his streams/community in any capacity?
• Why does the audience want to see him put things up his ass?
• Why do you enjoy hearing about his sex life, about how he and his wife engage in some fucked up elaborate CBT?
• Why does the audience send him sex toys?
• Why is it okay for his wife to flirt with everyone?
• Why is it okay for Nick to be a degenerate?
• Why did he marry a nut job?
• What did any of the above have to do with law?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He penetrates with his testiciles instead of his shaft.

"with a satisfying 'plop' feeling and the balls can clearly be felt locking into anus or vagina"

hoo boy

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

wait TUG is a cuck too? That's glorious.

How do you not know that TUG's wife was catfishing dudes and TUG was not only aware of it, but was going to use the dick pics sent by those speds as blackmail?