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AgendaPoster said:
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here.
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It's not so much that so many here are devoted Trump fans, it's that because despite this:
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He is so... average and unexciting.
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so many insane people act like the sky is falling and provide us many laughs. Trump is but a flame for self-important moths to fly into and blame white supremacy for their singed wings.

It's like when teenaged girls lose their minds over the most basic bitch mediocre popstars who they immediately deem to be the next coming of Christ, except in this case it's 30 year olds with self-important political screeds written in their Twitter bios throwing choreographed shit fits over who they're deeming Satan and Hitler.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).
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Oh hey, a post from you that isn't full blown NPC regurgitation.

Ill give you the TLDR:

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AgendaPoster said:
meh
I am in shock to see such a devoted Trump fanbase here. He is so... average and unexciting. I realize I am in a small minority.
I hope at least you guys will have fun (no bait/shitpost).
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I just like seeing people completely collapsing into pants-shitting rage at Trump literally doing nothing at all.
 
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Some Badger said:
If there is one bluecheck who deserves a bot-scalping the most, it's him (followed closely by Keffals and George Takei).
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I'm hoping Jeff Tiedrich (the dad of the Awkward Zombie comic creator) also gets his botnet excised. He was constantly one of the top reply-guys to Trump for the entirety of his presidency and he's every vile stereotype of an atheist New York jew wrapped into one. I have no doubt that he's chomping at the bit to try and ratio Trump should he ever post again on Twitter after tonight.
 
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The Big O said:
I'm hoping Jeff Tiedrich (the dad of the Awkward Zombie comic creator) also gets his botnet excised. He was constantly one of the top reply-guys to Trump for the entirety of his presidency and he's every vile stereotype of an atheist New York jew wrapped into one. I have no doubt that he's chomping at the bit to try and ratio Trump should he ever post again on Twitter after tonight.
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TIL Katie Tiedrich's dad is an insufferable reply guy dad. Huh.
Skullwhalejelly said:
I love how we entered the timeline where the richest man on earth bought a multi billion dollar company and unbanned the 45th president of the United States social media account, causing breaking news coverage from all mainstream media outlets, pure panic from one portion of the population, and pure joy from the other.
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Harambe's death has cursed us in many ways, but blessed us in others.
 
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