Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mackiavelli13]

My only question is are all lawyers furies with Balldos ? or it's Jewish thing ?

 

[Fools Idol]

I am not mad at him about it; i'm disappointed. He seemed like he understood the game and fell into the degen coomer stuff.

I honestly think that of all the people on the Internet Jim and Josh clearly get it. Jim has been fairly consistent with his "no Internet friends" and "never say anything in dm's that you don't want to get out" policies. Josh has the right combination being both boring and guarded.

People gave Total Biscuit shit for telling his fans that he isn't their friend and that their relationship starts and ends with pushing play on a video. It's different now because everyone wants to build a "community" for the sake of the superchat grift.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

It's different now because everyone wants to build a "community" for the sake of the superchat grift.

Hence what led to the LawTube blow up with LegalBytes. She tried to police the others for the sake of "LawTube" and was rightfully called out for her bullshit.

 

[Zeno Bardas]

Fags here trying to defend their trad cath internet dady while his wifes takes it up the rear from drexel

 

[bbqtool]

I'll remind you that people went crazy over an image accidental of Ralph's distended gut or his thumb or his feet or anytime a picture is taken of him. I'm not asking for ethics in aloging or anything gay like that but some constancy would really help. Listen, if you enjoy the image of a bottle between Rekieta's disgusting hairy ass checks or if you honestly don't think it's a big deal then fine but I hate it when you niggers come here and say "nothing to see here folks" or tries to deflect that really annoys me.

Also, I find it funny that we're being called faggots for calling out a grown man sending pictures of his naked ass to his overwhelmingly male audience.

Being a faggot has nothing to do with sexuality you fucking bigot. <3

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

A ball dildo review. A middle aged man, father of enough children to invade a mid sized country, is making ball dildo reviews. He's doing them 'for fun' and not due to crippling debt. All he had to do is sit in a fucking chair, read some court documents, drink whisky, and hundreds of thousands of dollars rolled in.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Early on he was very against having her being on because of the creepy coomers. One of his appeals for me was he knew how the internet worked and followed the rules. His wife can play off the pictures as being innocent fun but he knows what his mostly men audience are doing with them. It's one thing to have other men comment on how hot your wife is and another to have her release spank bank material for them.

I am not mad at him about it; i'm disappointed. He seemed like he understood the game and fell into the degen coomer stuff.

Which is what I feel about this as well. I know that somewhere along the line there will be people online will have that test that shows if they either A): Falling into the same pattern of being coming a Cow, or B): Rising above that some shit and becoming a legit internet legend. Nick failed that test and once you give an inch, it's gonna go not a mile, but a lightyear and then some.

The worst part about all of this is how it's gonna affect their children when they grow up. I know Nick's oldest is around 14 and if people ever found him or his younger siblings online the poor kids are gonna be up shits creak.

This was inevitable when he started catering to the degeneracy of the weirdoes in his chat. Anyone who thought he was some kind of pristine Internet daddy is retarded.

Catering to any of this degeneracy for views is sad and pathetic, just like the degenerates themselves.

 

[ZapparoniWorks™]

Which is more embarrassing, farting once in a six hour stream, or reviewing cock and ball torture toys with your kids in the next room?
I really feel like some niggas have lost perspective.

 

[TexOffender]

Which is more embarrassing, farting once in a six hour stream, or reviewing cock and ball torture toys with your kids in the next room?
I really feel like some niggas have lost perspective.

Well Nick didn't fly off the handle over people jumping to conclusions over a bunch of ass pics. Ethan went nuclear over people pointing out he shit himself.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Fags here trying to defend their trad cath internet dady while his wifes takes it up the rear from drexel

Which is pretty funny.

 

[Captain Manning]

Here are some questions for the Rekieta fans out there:

• Why is Nick's wife even involved with his streams/community in any capacity?
• Why does the audience want to see him put things up his ass?
• Why do you enjoy hearing about his sex life, about how he and his wife engage in some fucked up elaborate CBT?
• Why does the audience send him sex toys?
• Why is it okay for his wife to flirt with everyone?
• Why is it okay for Nick to be a degenerate?
• Why did he marry a nut job?
• What did any of the above have to do with law?

I think if you go back and read this thread over the past year or so, you'll find that several of his long time viewers here on KF were cautioning him to the pump the brakes on the LR sex talk stuff for a long time now. Seemingly nobody in this thread was asking for any of this.

I dunno if anyone here can speak to fans outside of KF. He may have picked up some real degenerate weirdos that watch him post-Weebwars and are encouraging him to go in a more uninhibited direction. If so, that is disappointing and it quite possibly won't end well.

Lotta fags in this threads ascribing things to Nick he’s never claimed being. He’s never been trad, that larp is a Ralph and Baked thing and it’s hypocritical as fuck to be this invested while crying about the parasocial superchatters.

I'm very much aware of Nick saying to not post porn of yourself or your wife onto the internet (for money). Did he or did he not say this was his position during response to this drama? Also, Nick did project himself as having a traditional home life. Especially before the Rittenhouse trail.

Well you’re in luck, because porn wasn’t posted. Just because you projected your delusion onto him doesn’t make it true.

How is posting a bottle in your ass and lingerie not at least soft core porn?

Both of you knuckleheads are completely missing the point. Porn is irrelevant. Null explained the hypocrisy of what happened on this Friday's MATI (so has @5t3n0g0ph3r in this thread, for that matter). Here's the timestamped portion of the MATI stream if you missed it.

The TL;DR is that Rekieta said he's had a long-held position of "don't record yourself naked." Which is true. Many people have heard that before, and he reiterates it again in the above video.

It now comes out he recorded a picture of his naked ass, with a bottle in it, and uploaded it to the Internet. And then another of him sitting next to LR with both of their bare asses.

That's it. That's what happened. Objectively. The stated position and later action are diametrically opposed. You can't argue "projection" when explicit words don't comport with explicit deeds.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Rackets fucked up and exposed himself as a grifting hypocrite.
I personally never wanted this to happen but I sort of suspected it.
Look, normal people don't do this shit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I think the most disappointing thing is that we never got an Alex Jones Lawsuit stream. The old rackets would have done it on odysee, runble, everywhere. This new rackets is less law, more baldo.

Dudes not been that old way for years at this point. It is very sad.

 

[waffle]

He should have null on to talk some sense into him.

 

[ClipBitch]

You have to shave your balls to use the Balldo. Why did he also shave his butt? What toy requires a smooth butt?
These are the questions that will keep kiwi scholars up at night for years to come.

 

[Puff]

You have to shave your balls to use the Balldo. Why did he also shave his butt? What toy requires a smooth butt?
These are the questions that will keep kiwi scholars up at night for years to come.

So you looked long enough to confirm the butt was shaved? Did this require multiple viewings?

 

[ClipBitch]

So you looked long enough to confirm the butt was shaved? Did this require multiple viewings?

What me and lady rackets do in the privacy of rekietas bedroom is none of your business.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why did he also shave his butt? What toy requires a smooth butt?

Jesus wept. You just had to ask, didn't you?

This thread is gonna end up with a "Horrorcow" tag before the end of the year now, isn't it?

 

[TheClappening]

Cool. I leave the thread for twelve hours and only five new pages. Things are finally stabilizing!

 

[TexOffender]

You have to shave your balls to use the Balldo. Why did he also shave his butt? What toy requires a smooth butt?
These are the questions that will keep kiwi scholars up at night for years to come.

Nick butt isn't smooth. He needs to take some lessons from the black folks and use lotion. That's one ashy rough-looking ass he has there.