Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Finally watched it

she's so lazy, and ignorant, and unprepared

she talks like a high schooler giving a presentation they forgot until the night before

she's transmasc now (according to her) but still caked in bad makeup and a bob haircut

she is my favourite fucking cow, she never disappoints in her absolutely asinine stupidity

This thanksgiving I am grateful for the fucking entertainment you funky little idjit
 
You know, calling it a "ceremony" instead of a "ritual" would have automatically made it sound so much more credible.
I wonder if she was contacted because of the drewid angle and was told to bring it up and make the whole thing as woowoo as possible.

But she’s probably just being herself.
 
Too anyone who's not seen this, please do, it's only four and half minutes and is right up there with r/antiwork with how hilariously cringeworthy it is.

Totally agree with @Vandy2 statement about how stupid she was to say; "it's easier ". You dumbo, even if that's the truth that's not how you spin that kind of shit, you always have to phrase it in a way that makes it seem your being conscientious of others.

I think they flashed the pics after they saw the interview because if you just listened to Steffles, youd honestly wouldn't even know who the vigil is for, she just keeps repeating: people need to be aware/know. Okay, about what, pic of gay/trans stuff, oh okay, that.

And dear lord, for having a "masters" she's terribly ineloquent. She didn't even have a statement ready.
All in all, this was a most glorious and hilarious disaster of an interview and I enjoyed very much.🤣
imo she believes that at any moment she'll be discovered by the world. There's no need to prep, someone is finally pointing a camera at her and all she has to do is show up and be fabulous lol. I mean look at the "I need to ask you #superstraights..." pic on page 1! Or when she poses as a "succubus!" She feels sexy, therefore she must be observably sexy. Except it doesn't work that way. Your confidence shining through only goes so far, especially with zero personality.

She'll never have the sense of actually having done something with her life. Even a long day bagging groceries at Wegmans would be more rewarding
 
And I watched the ass flag video.
I'm sorry you had to suffer through that, but so did the rest of us, so...
I’ve been caught off guard by a newscaster, in an emotional setting for myself, and asked to give some words for their segment. I was completely unprepared for it, but I feel like I pulled it off well for the situation.
When I was four, there was a photo of my and my father in the local paper. He picked me up from preschool and there was a huge fire in an apartment building around the corner. I wanted to be a fireman at the time, so I made him watch, and I got to talk to a reporter. I was more eloquent. At four.
 
Staph is being staph. Says she lives independently but gets her mail at her parents. Orders dildos but worries about her parents finding them. How? Do you not live independently? Lol.
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Staph is being staph. Says she lives independently but gets her mail at her parents. Orders dildos but worries about her parents finding them. How? Do you not live independently? Lol.
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She lives as "independently" as someone in their 30s with no job who is still overseen by her parents, and needs the services of a handler (the assisted decision maker) possibly can. Honestly, she is like a preteen.
 
Staph is being staph. Says she lives independently but gets her mail at her parents. Orders dildos but worries about her parents finding them. How? Do you not live independently? Lol.
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I kind of love her mom. You know Staph has pulled so many “this is me now!” moments in the past that nothing fazes mama frig. But Staph desperately needs to make her parents out to be these evil Nazis even when they do nothing. How many times are you going to tell them you’re trans? You did, they accepted it, wtf are you trying to accomplish now?
 
Staph is being staph. Says she lives independently but gets her mail at her parents. Orders dildos but worries about her parents finding them. How? Do you not live independently? Lol.
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Maybe it's not so much "I have to hide my dildos from my parents," but rather, "I want to hide my dildos from my parents because I like the idea of them catching me with something so forbidden~"
 
I don’t think that Staph has ever even mentioned her parents being in her apartment, except for when they possibly moved her in. How are they going to see them if they’re never over there?

I really hope for her parents’ sake that she doesn’t bring her dildos along for her weekend stays with them. You know that she isn’t going to clean them. And I’d be willing to bet that I wouldn’t want to go near her genitals without a biohazard suit on.
 
Maybe it's not so much "I have to hide my dildos from my parents," but rather, "I want to hide my dildos from my parents because I like the idea of them catching me with something so forbidden~"
Yes. Because then she could get in trouble, and her parents could be upset at her, and her sweet sweet victim fetish is fulfilled oh so nicely.
 
I think we are getting ahead of ourselves here by thinking 'kinky things' equals anything like a dildo. This is Staph, remember. I hope that her juvenile idea of a 'kinky thing' is just a cheap whip to pose online with, rather than some dildo, so we don't have to read about its adventures with her Schrödinger's vagina.
 
i don't know how to save videos from facebook but yorrow walker brown, the drewid of endicahdt, did their little livestream ritual, and reveals she litters the town with "the druid was here" patches. not for narc reasons, just to let the community know there's officially a Local Crazy Person ™ in Endicahdt :)
 
i don't know how to save videos from facebook but yorrow walker brown, the drewid of endicahdt, did their little livestream ritual, and reveals she litters the town with "the druid was here" patches. not for narc reasons, just to let the community know there's officially a Local Crazy Person ™ in Endicahdt :)
That's not a ritual, that's an infomercial.
 
I think we are getting ahead of ourselves here by thinking 'kinky things' equals anything like a dildo. This is Staph, remember. I hope that her juvenile idea of a 'kinky thing' is just a cheap whip to pose online with, rather than some dildo, so we don't have to read about its adventures with her Schrödinger's vagina.
Yeah she constantly implies that she's up to hardcore stuff (activism, education, suicide attempts, sex) but never actually is. When she leaves out details, I assume it's yet another nothingburger. If she really had tried to kill herself, we'd hear all about it in detail for weeks. If she really felt suicidal anguish over her half-sister (remember that?) she'd still be on about it. But she didn't and doesn't so we only hear half-assed made up allusions to this stuff.
So if she was buying a dildong she'd be like "omg I did it. I bought a donger." But since she's only alluding again, I'm assuming the "kinky thing" is like, a poly-satin blindfold that doubles as a sleep mask or some cringe item like that. Now with free 2 oz. bottle of massage oil!

(The funny thing is that Stephanie reads stuff like that comment ^ and thinks, "that's not true! I'll show you how cool and worldly I am!" and then buys or does something disgusting and borderline illegal lol. As though being even more of a tryhard will help)

Weird that this chick is too nervous to nut up and go buy a vibrator at a drug store, but recorded putting a dorky gay flag in her crack and then broadcast it to the world
 
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