DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Cistern Rumbler said:
He'll justify years long held grudges because someone Tweeted about him once or some shit.
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He is holding more than a decade long grudge against Subway because they didn't have the sandwich he wanted once and the franchisee allegedly mistreated Phail. He brought that up when he gloated about an article he read about how Subway and Burger King were among the fast food chains who lost the most business the past year and then immediately started gloating about the prospect of them going out of business. This was several months ago.

Speaking of, that's one thing I noticed again after the whole Rocket Man buys Shitter thing. He is fucking OBSESSED with the idea that Twitter is somehow going out of business for some reason and all I gotta ask is why? Why does he always gloat when companies either go out of business or when his gin-wracked brain somehow concludes that a company is going out of business? And his "Twitter is going out of business" crap only started when Elon blanket fired all the freeloaders who didn't do anything worth half a piece of shit in the company. Was he reminded of how he got "screwed over" by his hehlicapter jhahb after they got bought out and how the helicopter company then "went out of business" because they're IDIOTS who fired the BEST WORKERS (read: Phil)?

Plus that piece of lore has been pignotized to hell and back. Sikorsky, the hehlicahpter khampeny he worked at, still exists and never went out of business, it's just a subsidiary of Lockheed-Martin now. The only people who you could legitimately say got "screwed over" were people working at manufacturing because Lockheed-Martin shut down the plant in CT and moved all manufacturing to Florida. The building Phail worked at is still there, it still does the same shit it did back when he hardly worked there. He got separated and thrown out like the useless piece of chaff he was and now he's coping about it by equating getting bought out and becoming a subsidiary to "getting run out of business."
 
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40 years old.
 
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Nothing like a Q&A for some whale's sock to come in and save the day. Of course, Phil takes the hat off afterwards.

This guy LOVES his fans.

Kheapathic said:
I think Phil doesn't go to movie theatres because he can't shut the fuck up and let any exposition happen without his shitty takes. For fuck's sake he's so fucking annoying with games, and yet he's a huge movie buff; I bet his antics with games carry over into movies.
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Obligatory reminder of how he went and took a shit in the middle of the Avengers film, yet still felt qualified to give his useless take on it after missing nearly 10 minutes of the film.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I think Phil doesn't go to movie theatres because he can't shut the fuck up and let any exposition happen without his shitty takes. For fuck's sake he's so fucking annoying with games, and yet he's a huge movie buff; I bet his antics with games carry over into movies.
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Picture this Phil sitting in the front row: OH MY GAWD DID YOU SEE THAT HONEY? WOOOW DUUDE ACK ACK ACK ACK. *Sex scene with a really hot woman* OHHH HERE WE FUCKING GOO UGHH OF COURSE. OH MY GAWD *Stands up Y pose into T pose*
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Speaking of, that's one thing I noticed again after the whole Rocket Man buys Shitter thing. He is fucking OBSESSED with the idea that Twitter is somehow going out of business for some reason and all I gotta ask is why? Why does he always gloat when companies either go out of business or when his gin-wracked brain somehow concludes that a company is going out of business? And his "Twitter is going out of business" crap only started when Elon blanket fired all the freeloaders who didn't do anything worth half a piece of shit in the company. Was he reminded of how he got "screwed over" by his hehlicapter jhahb after they got bought out and how the helicopter company then "went out of business" because they're IDIOTS who fired the BEST WORKERS (read: Phil)
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Why? Easy cause he wants to see a bunch of suit and tie successful master degree big brain booksmart know nothing about the real world nudniks fail so he can say he told them so for being the realest personality to ever stream in 13 years. He see's all those videos of white liberal cunts and imported rag heads spending maybe five hours a week doing actual week and wishes it was him getting to take naps and get massages with his yogurt parfaits while making more than most doctors or local politicians which is waaaay more than they deserve but that's another story.
 
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Swallow Moon said:
I haven't counted how many, but IIRC this has happened with DSP a surprising number of times. Him getting stuck on a boss or section, then throwing himself at and failing at it for so long that the game breaks by chance, and he takes the free win. A bit funny when he hates RNG but lucks into that.
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The pigroach luck is the way she goes.
 
Corpun said:
I can't believe I got dragged back into this autism vortex after a week or so of abstaining from it, but I've got to laud Phil for the recent unhinged ego rants where he shits on people arguing with him over literally anything.
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Imagine if he could surgically and time-appropriately apply his lvl 9000 toxic hate energy, instead of haphazardly shotgun spraying into every crowd he comes across? He might actually beat mission 1.

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Big Brown Schlub said:
Speaking of, that's one thing I noticed again after the whole Rocket Man buys Shitter thing. He is fucking OBSESSED with the idea that Twitter is somehow going out of business for some reason and all I gotta ask is why? Why does he always gloat when companies either go out of business or when his gin-wracked brain somehow concludes that a company is going out of business?
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I think he feels the need to deconstruct very wealthy people as lucky winners, pulling all the 6 star golden hogans. This helps him compartmentalize his self esteem and poor financial situation. If Elon were to make a very knee-jerk and shortsighted business decision, it would cement DSP's view (in his mind). As we know, he is deeply jealous of wealthy people.

Like Steve of the Dead said (i think i saw him write this in a comment?), he has an "external locus of control." He applies this to negative things that happen to him, and projects it to positive things that happen to others. Of course this all goes out the window when he has something to gain from someone; then he kisses their ass (the Moist guy).

 
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Cowboy Christ said:
Been watching Secret's TIHYDP Tekken 7 and Virtua Fighter 5 edits, also the Worst DSP 2020 and 2021 Moments. Also saw him get his 48-year old log cutter get destroyed thirteen times in the Street Fighter 6 beta.

I dunno where this guy gets the idea he's good at fighting games when he makes absolutely no attempt to get out of corners, respect and follow up attacks or put any thought into jumping towards/away.
Complaints about safe combos when he doesn't do anything to juke out the other guy and apply creative thinking.

Goddamn, his "laughter"...
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He thinks he's good because he used to be a part of the old fgc. That he was fourth at Evo 2005 and was "the highest ranked American super turbo player that year" and had 2 minor tournament wins for hyper street fighter 2 in '06 and '07. All of his reasons are based on achievements from at least a decade and a half ago.
 
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Sup3r said:
He thinks he's good because he used to be a part of the old fgc, was fourth at Evo 2005, was "the highest ranked American super turbo player that year" and had 2 minor tournament wins for hyper street fighter 2 in '06 and '07. All of his reasons are based on achievements from at least a decade and a half ago.
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Take what you can get I guess, but that's gay: he doesn't even play Turbo anymore and it's mental he didn't try to aim higher.
Almost feels like he just wanted a medal to say he won something and be done with it.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
He honestly believes he's some sort of authority on gaming with that "modern gamers" shit. Meanwhile he calls himself the King of Retro but is only familiar with the biggest games of the old generations that everyone is familiar with.
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And his retro playthroughs are all just save state abuse simulators.
 
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