DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

you can learn a lot about phil if you just watch how he interacts with NPCs over a long period of time. i won't put out the fact he's clearly racist, because you guys have picked up on that enough, but he's also very clearly sexist and not just in a "mmm lemmie see those titties" but in a "I'm a man, so why would I need a woman to help me or do anything? they're weak and incapable" way.

Especially if a female character says or does something he doesn't like, he would be quick to call them a bitch or a slut.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[RVNX]

hasn't this duck covered phil before or am I psychotic

because I recall a duck talking about phil before and if this isn't that, then I have much bigger problems.

Yes

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't know what's sadder: the fact that it's blatantly obvious that Phil and Khet are roommates (as if that hasn't been made clear enough already), or the fact that he has to stretch the question out past the point of "I don't know" and venture into asinine territory to just hear himself talk.

 

[FaXmachine]

Yes

Lol this video has more views than Phil's channel has subscribers, this must hurt.

 

[Sup3r]

What's funny is that the stars and heavens aligned and granted him the opportunity to monetize these traits in the form of Keemstar Lolcow Podcast. He's afraid of Keemstar or something, but that doesn't make sense because there's nothing to lose; he's already masturbated in front of children. That's like being afraid the bully at school is going to dump liquid ass fart spray in your backpack, but you've already shit your pants.

Imagine winning the lottery but being too scared and lazy to cash it in!

He isn't scared of keemstar, he just hates him. Keem has repeatedly mocked Phil and Phil hasn't let it go. On top of that, Keem's offer would have been ego destroying for piggy. Phil's in denial over just how fucked his career actually is, he believes that it's not just salvageable but that he can be so much more. Taking Keem's offer would be accepting that all he's become is a joke, which Phil cannot accept. He's cut off his nose to spite his face.

 

[Jasper2K]

The Greediest Streamer on the Internet

DSPGaming, or DarksydePhil, a YouTube streamer who believes that it is his audience's duty to give him money. At least, that's what it seems like, as will be...

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Just popped up by my favorite duck.

Well good thing Phil doesn't beg anymore as of last week. Yet another youtuber punching down at the little guy taking things out of cahntext. Thats old phil.

 

[Corpun]

I can't believe I got dragged back into this autism vortex after a week or so of abstaining from it, but I've got to laud Phil for the recent unhinged ego rants where he shits on people arguing with him over literally anything.

The real question I want to ask is whether he read ahead in a guide for this latest boring walking sim, because he was talking about saving the inhalers makes me think he did. It doesn't make sense though because he'd know how to save the girl or something right?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Funny because that video feels like it came out not too long ago.

I like that it's from 5 months ago because this video is just "Yup, he's still doing this."

No one time out of context snippet of 20pc chicky nuggies of truth crap he likes to spew. Nigga you still doing this shit.

 

[Dona Morte]

My body is ready for the salt

 

[Rusty Bucket]

did he actually say this? i'm so fucking sick of this shitty leftist take on free speech. freedom of speech means EXACTLY freedom from consequences. if you face fucking consequences for saying something then it wasnt free speech

He did in the clip I replied to. It's just amazing the things he pulls out of his ass to make everyone else but himself seem like the ignorant assholes.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Been watching Secret's TIHYDP Tekken 7 and Virtua Fighter 5 edits, also the Worst DSP 2020 and 2021 Moments. Also saw him get his 48-year old log cutter get destroyed thirteen times in the Street Fighter 6 beta.

I dunno where this guy gets the idea he's good at fighting games when he makes absolutely no attempt to get out of corners, respect and follow up attacks or put any thought into jumping towards/away.
Complaints about safe combos when he doesn't do anything to juke out the other guy and apply creative thinking.

Goddamn, his "laughter"...

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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i physically flinched. This dude is a wild animal.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Pig glitched a boss he could not beat.

Starts ACKING uncontrollably.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

My body is ready for the salt
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Once again, Phil goes into “let me show you how not butthurt I am by subtly showing you how butthurt I am” mode.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Pig glitched a boss he could not beat.

Starts ACKING uncontrollably.

I haven't counted how many, but IIRC this has happened with DSP a surprising number of times. Him getting stuck on a boss or section, then throwing himself at and failing at it for so long that the game breaks by chance, and he takes the free win. A bit funny when he hates RNG but lucks into that.

 

[Iron Father]

My body is ready for the salt

Doesn't give a fuck but wants an interview. Copium.
He started crying while talking about Jason David Frank's suicide, because he was all in his feelings about the legacy people leave behind.
It's very obvious at this point that Phil's scuffed legacy is upsetting him as his own mortality only becomes more and more real to him.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

did he actually say this? i'm so fucking sick of this shitty leftist take on free speech. freedom of speech means EXACTLY freedom from consequences. if you face fucking consequences for saying something then it wasnt free speech

Can't tell if you're being stupid for yucks or not but since when did free speech become freedom from consequences? Free speech means nobody can prevent you from saying your opinion and the government can't explicitly punish you for saying it - nowhere does it say people aren't allowed to call you a fucking idiot for holding those opinions, or stop you from entering their private establishments, etc. Preventing people from calling your stupid ass out for the shit you say with your freedom of speech would literally be silencing freedom of speech.

Again, I'll take my stickers if you were just mocking DSP but if not that's a pretty retarded take you have. There are plenty of things to get pissed at hyper leftists for without making stuff up.

 

[Kheapathic]

I think Phil doesn't go to movie theatres because he can't shut the fuck up and let any exposition happen without his shitty takes. For fuck's sake he's so fucking annoying with games, and yet he's a huge movie buff; I bet his antics with games carry over into movies.

Edit: Is the credits really a cover of a Ricky Martin song? This is just as bad as Infamous: Second Son having a cover of a Nirvana song for their credits. You're already spending millions, pay for the real fucking artist.