Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

SpaceEdge has started a new bit - 'Fixing Tomlinson'.

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So yeah, if that Brooklyn Dad idiot didn't know who Pat was before, he certainly does now.
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"By all means, call the police." - Patirck S. Tomlinson, thinking the police in Brooklyn will know about his atalkers. :story:
 
The secret is to read "The Sound and the Fury" all the way through-- just plow through it; don't think to hard about it-- then read "Absalom, Absalom" then immediately re-read "The Sound and the Fury". Then it all makes sense.
Ah, so kind of like "Naked Lunch" by Burroughs? That book got at least a bit more comprehensible after i read "Junkie". Not by much, mind. Thanks for the other recommendations. I haven't read much lately simply for the fact that most of my favourite authors either turned their writing to shit or take forever to come out with a new book, so it's appreciated.
Anything longer than the warning label on a can of Miller Lite is too long to read for The Lard of Milwaukee.
This is one of the more baffling things about that cunt. He bloviates endlessly about how he's this great, published author and in the next sentence he states proudly that he doesn't read and only writes for the paycheck (lol). I really can't comprehend what's going on in that retard brain of his. And you can't even pity him for it, like with some other cows, because he's fat fucking Tomlinson, the most unlikeable cunt on earth.
 
Ah, so kind of like "Naked Lunch" by Burroughs? That book got at least a bit more comprehensible after i read "Junkie". Not by much, mind. Thanks for the other recommendations.
Ah Williams S Burroughs. Now there is a father figure/author that Patrick could really look up to.

All kidding aside, his son wrote two biographical books before he died of alcohol and heroin abuse. Much more accessible than his father. His books also pretty much exposed how much a shit parent his father was. Pretty much the whole beatnik writers were just rich, degenerate, bastards. Ginsberg was an unapologetic child rapist who not only defended NAMBLA, but even appeared in the documentary "Chicken Hawk" and was proud of his membership. Kerouac was a drunk, abusive monster to his family.

And at the end of the day, their books are just so fucking shallow. Beatniks are just hipsters minus the tattoos and facial piercings.

It is funny when you realize that celebrated published author Patrick has no idea who any of these people are.
 
Ah Williams S Burroughs. Now there is a father figure/author that Patrick could really look up to.

All kidding aside, his son wrote two biographical books before he died of alcohol and heroin abuse. Much more accessible than his father. His books also pretty much exposed how much a shit parent his father was. Pretty much the whole beatnik writers were just rich, degenerate, bastards. Ginsberg was an unapologetic child rapist who not only defended NAMBLA, but even appeared in the documentary "Chicken Hawk" and was proud of his membership. Kerouac was a drunk, abusive monster to his family.

And at the end of the day, their books are just so fucking shallow. Beatniks are just hipsters minus the tattoos and facial piercings.

It is funny when you realize that celebrated published author Patrick has no idea who any of these people are.


Yeah I always wondered why people looked up to them, when they were over 30.

It’s exactly the same thing with rock stars.
Sure, Sid Vicious was cool to the average angry at school/mum+dad/jobsworth boss or dole case worker kid who liked the idea of a messed up drunk violent heroin addict being a rock star telling the establishment to fuck off, but once you get a kid or two and a proper job, you realize how fucked up he was.

Then you see Ozzy Osborne on the Osborne’s and think further how fucked “rock stars” really are.

The Beat generation were basically wealthy kids playing at being hobos, I would like to have known what Steinbeck or Orwell made of them.
When Eric Blair played hobo, he did the real stuff, working in shitty French hotels and staying in the spike rather than doing drugs and getting pre emptive therapy for unknown inhibitions.

Anyway Fatrick would have been laughed out of any attempts to crash Beat Parties.
If he even had enough self awareness to realize he couldn’t schmooze in with them, not even as a willing trick for Burroughs, he would likely have tried to cozy up to Dr Hunter Thompson, who would have shot him on general principles or because Thompson mistook him for a razorback and wanted a pork roast.
 
I'm just imagining this Brooklyn Dad guy, a man of at most 80 IQ points getting incredibly frightened by both Fatrick and his stalker children.
The part where Rick sends the stalker copypasta to Brooklyn Dad after he mentions 9/11 had me laughing out loud. You can tell the small functional part of his brain had short-circuited and he was confusedly lashing out like the cornered hog he is.
 
Perhaps our motley group of posting tools
Shall reach the heights of sonnets, not haikus.
The blue bird's song heralds the end of dignity
For all on Twitter, where we lay our scene,
As troons and journos ply their insincerities
And coomers speak of matters most unclean.
Amongst this din of screeching and debauching
A fat moronic 'author' causes strife,
Unto himself, yet mirth to those who watch him,
As arguing with pests consumes his life.
Those few poor souls, naive yet also kind,
That sympathetically with him engage,
Are wont to very quickly change their minds
Once they see him against his toilet rage.
So goes the war 'twixt stalker childs and Pat,
Whom, I remind you all, is very fat.
 
And all you can do is seethe, Piggy.
How's the precious follower count btw?

FWIW having access to Twitter's back end, Elon said the Trump vote was massively attacked by bot accounts and this vote was used to flush them out. Notice how Pat lost 300 "followers" following this vote...

For all his talk of muh bots, Pat can't explain why he keeps losing followers. Is Elon deleting them personally, Pat? Why do you have 50k 49k 48k followers yet only manage a handful of likes per tweet?
 

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He's -2k from his ATH (50,530 on October 16th). A 4% drop in 5 weeks. His ego is badly wounded, as a Twitter pro he knows 4% of all accoutns is a much higher percentage of the active ones that drive engagement and signal boost with RTs.

As far as migrating, so far he has fallen for a marketing campaign of Post.news which doesn't even exist and today he's trying his luck on Hive Social, which doesn't even have a web frontend after 3+ years of development. More like HIVe. Refuses to go to the Fediverse because Mastodon is TOO COMPLICATED for his 1.7 brain. Even the Icelandic virgin could figure it out, but not our Pat.
 
Refuses to go to the Fediverse because Mastodon is TOO COMPLICATED for his 1.7 brain. Even the Icelandic virgin could figure it out, but not our Pat.
I know most people suck at tech, probably fatrick especially, but what the fuck is confusing about any fediverse instance? I signed up for chudbuds and I just gave my email and set a username and password and that was it. Then I followed some people, and if I feel like it, I'll post by typing in the text box that's right fucking there. Is mastadon different? What the fuck is confusing about that?
 
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Signing up for Mastodon or Chudbuds takes, like, what… all of an email, password, and username? Completely uncomplicated and probably the bare minimum required for a social media platform.

If anything, it's a breath of fresh air when every signup these days requires your social security number and a full semen sample.
 
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Still oinking at Elon. Retweeting himself multiple times in an attempt to go viral (he doesn't).

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GOOBERGRAPE:

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Patrick, I proved a year or so ago that you didn't even read Dune lol.
By the way, I'd impressed if either of these evolutionary dead weights even knew where this quote comes from
"From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step."
 
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He's -2k from his ATH (50,530 on October 16th). A 4% drop in 5 weeks. His ego is badly wounded, as a Twitter pro he knows 4% of all accoutns is a much higher percentage of the active ones that drive engagement and signal boost with RTs.

As far as migrating, so far he has fallen for a marketing campaign of Post.news which doesn't even exist and today he's trying his luck on Hive Social, which doesn't even have a web frontend after 3+ years of development. More like HIVe. Refuses to go to the Fediverse because Mastodon is TOO COMPLICATED for his 1.7 brain. Even the Icelandic virgin could figure it out, but not our Pat.
His followers are shrinking faster than his weiner when he sees a cop :story:

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Still oinking at Elon. Retweeting himself multiple times in an attempt to go viral (he doesn't).

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GOOBERGRAPE:

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The Fatrick cries out on Twitter as he ignores his own financial obligations and biological daughter. :tomlinson:
 
The Hive thing sounds like a broken mess. Based on what I see on the android store, it's impossible to make an account as every user name in existence is already used and if you can't find one within 15 minutes, your email gets locked as already having an account.

It has a 3 out of 5 star rating on the app store. That's impressive. Chinese scam apps have higher ratings.

This sounds perfect for Patrick.
 
The Hive thing sounds like a broken mess. Based on what I see on the android store, it's impossible to make an account as every user name in existence is already used and if you can't find one within 15 minutes, your email gets locked as already having an account.

It has a 3 out of 5 star rating on the app store. That's impressive. Chinese scam apps have higher ratings.

This sounds perfect for Patrick.
It must be. A platform that no one bothered to impersonate him on already, if 'Stealthygeek' was available in spite of that.
 
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