“Editing skills is #1 keeping people from starting a channel.”
Any guy who's been married as long as Jagoff has is not this up on his wife and praising her for everything she does. Make no mistake, I love my wife, but she can be annoying at times and when I get together with my buddies it eventually turns into a bitch session of what crazy thing our wives have done. And I know for a fact that when she and her friends get together they bitch and complain about us as well.
Even if we take it at face value and assume JackOff is genuinely praising her, it's incredibly lazy. Instead of telling everyone else how much he appreciates his wife, why not do something that makes her feel appreciated? He could just cook her favorite meal for her (I know her favorite meal is anything not made by Jack, but it's the thought) or take her out to a nice dinner with all that sponsorship money he supposedly gets. But nope, just make a post to your anonymous followers. she must feel so loved.
The main thing he does for her is put as much spice as possible on anything he makes with the food she paid for so she can't eat it and he can completely pig out.
Which is something any guy needs to do for the woman in his life.
And that's just maddening. He's doing this deliberately because honestly there's no other possibility. He's cooking out of spite. But he loves her so much. Yeah, his words don't match his actions.
I think most of the Women would appreshiate in anything if you put some sort of effort in that or at least making an attempt. But this? I don't know. But again, Jack would be that guy that would boast about having that many subscribers on his Cooking channel & couldn't even be bothered to do some simple homemade Riccota Gnocchi with some easy peasy Pomodorro. So simple, yet so good.
I'll throw in the disclaimer that I am a woman that likes the ladies myself. But I will say that in general the thought counts. And on its own the idea of what he made is fine. But if I was given what Jack made as a romantic meal, and with his smugness at that? I'd go with the flow, but romantic it's not. Especially not "level one" romantic, as Jack called it. Salsa chicken is a very lazy meal one makes when you need to cook after a long workday but want something super low effort. Throw shit in slow cooker, go to work, come home, voila. That is Jack showing his ass.
A previous mostly unmentioned health scare showed Tammy filling out his intake paperwork on one of those hospital tablets, she was visibly pissed that she had to do it, but it's not like Jack could.
MovieBob and Jack would fucking despise and spaz out at each other for their respective beliefs - assuming they weren't both permanently comatose.
Most people would appreciate you putting in the effort but that was like zero effort cooking. What he made for his "romantic dinner" is basically what I would make for a normal meal minus the cheesecake of course. Maybe a simple salad to start, some kind of protein, some kind of vegetable and potato in whatever form. And a lot of the recipes I have for these things are fire and forget with minimal fuss. Unless this is the limit of your cooking skill, like you're 12, this isn't really going to impress anybody.
With Valentines Day only a short three months away, Jagoff needs to hurry up and do a “Romantic Dinner Series” so we can all be sure to have time and plan ahead.
Think most people lean forward when taking a bite to stay over the plate. But when you cant lean forward because your giant gut is in the way, you subconsciously compensate.
I suspect it's Jack wanting to taste something so badly that he giraffe tongues on instinct for it. There are people who also do this tongue motion, it's not universal though, and Jack's a very dramatic example of that behavior to boot.
I've noticed almost all death fatties do this-- I suppose one, to reach their food as quickly as possible, and two eating is the height of pleasure for them, it's almost sexual. They all close/roll their eyes, moan and groan during their feedings:
He's overtly disgusting because he does animalistic shit like that, like he's trying to deep throat a cock.
Most of us don't record/livestream every other meal we have, so thing that might only happen for a moment or two won't be seen over and over again throughout a 15 year "career". Most of us still have both our arms and don't need our tongue to help catch anything that could fall off of the main dish. Most of us don't have a hard limit of an ability to lean forward to keep food on top of a plate due to being fat. Most of us are not chefs with fragile egos who are protective of literally everything we do.
