Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[AnOminous]

How dare that shitty river tried to claim our warrior against Theocracy!

So where's the lolsuit if this greedy little faggot nearly died from someone else's negligence? He can't find some ambulance chaser. No doubt he did something incredibly retarded, being a retard, and it was all his fault.

I'm surprised how he can announce he's starting a personal snake religion, and have it not be the main news item of his week.

Whether it's guns, knives, baseball bats, or with Zach, snakes, these troons are always obsessed with phallic objects, because despite supposedly being "women," they feel completely inadequate because of their penis size (or that they cut it off).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So where's the lolsuit if this greedy little faggot nearly died from someone else's negligence? He can't find some ambulance chaser. No doubt he did something incredibly retarded, being a retard, and it was all his fault.

I'm pretty sure the "negligence" is they didn't tell him to not fall out of a kayak into a river if he can't swim.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If it's such a life-changing moment, I'm not going to take Zach seriously until he gets a flipped kayak tattoo.

Or after.

 

[Trianon]

Holy shit, does he realize he's unintentionally revealed that all this vitriol directed at "people making noise" is actually referring to the people in his household going about normal daily tasks because they fucking live there? Zach, you're an unemployed squatter whose "work" consists of arguing about your retarded gendershit on the internet, no one gives a shit if you get interrupted. Heather spends all day actually earning income, so you honestly should be the parent the kids choose to disturb if they need something. Zach has far less right to even live there than literally everyone else in that house, his sense of entitlement is so obscene I can't even process it. This is how he really thinks about his "family" and I hope everyone keeps this in mind the next time he claims he is a "parent" or "housewife." And fuck Heather too for bringing a pantload like this into her household when he shows this kind of burning resentment for her children and prioritizing Zach's bratty demands over their needs.

I seriously thought, when he started talking about people going about their essential tasks, that he was trying to talk himself down and realize that people make noise sometimes because they have to get stuff done and it's ridiculous to expect them to do it in monkish silence. But nope!

It's funny because I get very easily irritated by noise too, but whoa, did you know you can instantly block it out with earplugs or by listening to classical music? Did you know you can criticize your impulsive thoughts and make an effort not to think ugly things about people for behaving in ways that you, personally, would not? I know, I know, ZJ.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

On the first day of Trans Week Of One Thing Or Another, The NYT published an article about the perils of puberty blocker (A&N thread).

The anger over this milquetoast article is a wonderful illustration over the gender warrior mindset. The New York times, a publication that has bent over backwards to cater to trannies and push tranny acceptance, is now The Enemy. For a gender warrior, you must agree with them 100%, you must never present anything that contradicts their narrative, and anything other than that means that they're worthless and must be attacked and shouted down.

Trannies share an important characteristic mindset of the far left: You're only good as long as you're of use, and what have you done for me lately, comrade?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

So many words and so little said

 

[AnOminous]

The anger over this milquetoast article is a wonderful illustration over the gender warrior mindset.

The !!!I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!! retards never seem to fucking love the actual science that says their delusional fantasies are fucking bullshit.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Oops! Zach has entered libel territory.

Also, laughing so hard at “there’s so many people I wish would fall in a river”

Guess what, Zachary? They’d stand up and get out, like a human being, you fucking cryptid mantis.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

If you absolutely must, there is a gif in which he shows a tit.

Definitely does not count as real appearing female adjacent tits.

There's also the (pre-HRT?) pic from a few years back in ED originally captioned ...

Spoiler: Killed your boner forever.

Sorry ZJ, you have a mild case of steroided bodybuilder tits without the body to go with it.

But you can fix that.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, laughing so hard at “there’s so many people I wish would fall in a river”

I could and have fallen in a river but because I'm not an absolute fucking retard dumber than any nonhuman mammal I can fucking swim. I have no respect for anyone too dumb to swim. If you literally do nothing at all, you'll at least float. Only if you're thrashing around like an utter mongo will you literally drown yourself in any normal conditions.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Zach is not a fan of the Golden Rule.

I suspect it's a reference to this:

A shocking 43-second video showing a young woman throwing several live, newborn puppies into a river has sparked horror and outrage and prompted authorities to try and track the woman down. The video, which was uploaded on YouTube and LiveLeak in late August of 2010, was quickly taken down. In the clip, a girl in a red, hooded sweatshirt can be seen casually scooping six yelping black-and-white puppies out of a bucket and tossing them into a fast-moving river below. Within hours of the video's release, several online groups had formed, each with the objective to find the girl and the person who filmed the clip. A Facebook group called "Find the Girl Who Threw Puppies in River" now has well over 14,000 members. PC World reports that users on the Web forum 4chan had identified the owner of the YouTube account where the video was first uploaded. The user, "Martin," is reportedly from a town in Bosnia. CNN reports that in the video, the girl appears to be speaking Croatian. The animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, is offering a $2000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those involved in the video. On September 1, 2010, the Associated Press reported that a Bosnian animal rights group is calling on authorities to investigate reports that those behind the video, including the puppy-throwing young woman, are from the town of Bugojno, in central Bosnia. The AP says police there "said they were investigating the report" but "refused to discuss details" about the case.

Only he probably wants to be the girl throwing puppies into a river.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Only if you're thrashing around like an utter mongo will you literally drown yourself in any normal conditions.

True, but this wasn't even what I'd consider normal conditions as far as most rivers go considering how shallow and slow moving it was. Despite flailing like an epileptic retard, by his own admission he was still getting enough air to be screaming the entire time. This was a "cat falls in the bathtub" situation at worst. The only difference is that the cat handles it a lot better, regains his dignity and is over it in 20 minutes.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Semi-stable Peer group." IE, the Kids in the Kollege Kweer Klub getting squicked out by Zack's fumbling attempts to hit on them. Err, his attempts at being a Queer Elder States'wo'man. They see you the same way everyone sees you: a grannytranny creep.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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"Semi-stable Peer group." IE, the Kids in the Kollege Kweer Klub getting squicked out by Zack's fumbling attempts to hit on them. Err, his attempts at being a Queer Elder States'wo'man. They see you the same way everyone sees you: a grannytranny creep.

Peer group???
wait! of people!?!?


People are mostly water! They will literally kill someone touched with the 'tism.
I mean it sounds like the uni is liable for not warning Zach about the water in people

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"It was 100% up to me and Heather to rescue ourselves"
Heather nearly died too? I admit I have skipped a few... thousand... of these tweets.

Two possibilities.

1. Heather was able to extricate herself without nearly dying. Zach mentions her now because he’s belatedly realised that it’s obvious that he’s the idiot, so he’s trying to imply that it was dangerous even if you aren’t being a fucking idiot.

2. Heather did nearly drown, but Zach is so self-absorbed that he didn’t mention it.

Either is plausible.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Either is plausible.

Agree that covers all the possibilities, but my guess based on probability is #1 on your list.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

> King's Landing.



WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, Zach. You didn't almost drown, you became one of the Ironborn now.

Jokes aside, they have a 4.5 score on FB.


Check the reviews and the pictures. What was Zach complaining about? Because many people on the pictures have no life vests on and they're perfectly fine, even CHILDREN. Zach, these are babies:



The water isn't even that deep!

 

[AnOminous]

Check the reviews and the pictures. What was Zach complaining about? Because many people on the pictures have no life vests on and they're perfectly fine, even CHILDREN. Zach, these are babies:

Zach confirmed, yet again, to be an utter retard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Check the reviews and the pictures. What was Zach complaining about? Because many people on the pictures have no life vests on and they're perfectly fine, even CHILDREN. Zach, these are babies:

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The water isn't even that deep!

It's a whole river and lake system organized as a "park" over like 40 miles, I believe they just rented the kayaks from this place and went elsewhere. Though the location where Zach indicates he nearly died is still calm waters (almost none of it is real rapids, you kayak around to see the nature mostly) it wasn't shallow enough to stand up in.

 

[Bell Weather]

I seriously thought, when he started talking about people going about their essential tasks, that he was trying to talk himself down and realize that people make noise sometimes because they have to get stuff done and it's ridiculous to expect them to do it in monkish silence. But nope!

It's funny because I get very easily irritated by noise too, but whoa, did you know you can instantly block it out with earplugs or by listening to classical music? Did you know you can criticize your impulsive thoughts and make an effort not to think ugly things about people for behaving in ways that you, personally, would not? I know, I know, ZJ.

He's displaying classic symptoms- mind you, towards his own 'family'- of "bitch eating crackers".



In other words, as trivial and ridiculous as a normal human being finds Zach's "near death experience", he's hyped himself into a full-on mid-life crisis over it. He identifies with people a generation younger than himself, he regrets his path in life, he loathes his wife and "family", he resents everything they say and do because he resents their existence. He wishes Heather were dead and Heather's tards were somebody else's problem, and he's given up on the idea that things will magically get better without him putting consistent effort into his own life, which means never.

A normal person would have processed the inexorable march of time and their own mortality when Heather nearly died, but Zach hasn't ever identified with Heather in any way, so he had to breathe 1/8 teaspoon of Florida swamp tea instead, and apparently it's still everyone else's fault instead of a simple fact of life. It does remind one of something...

In short, Zach remains everyone's entitled white trash pill-popping creepy Florida stepdad.