DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
BallBuster II said:
I'll take a stab in the dark and say he is taking 45 minutes to explain the rules for his pokemon naming scam because we all know he is bringing that back as it was always a lucrative source of income from his dents.
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In a perfect world his Pokemon's would be named after his Champions roster one by one. Unfortunately we do not live in that perfect world.
 
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Cowboy Christ said:
Take what you can get I guess, but that's gay: he doesn't even play Turbo anymore and it's mental he didn't try to aim higher.
Almost feels like he just wanted a medal to say he won something and be done with it.
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I dont think I quite agree. If that were the case he probably wouldn't keep trying to bother. Just rest on his laurels. But as someone who does play a lot of competitive shit. I know a lot of DSPs.

And actually when people were talking about Steve saying DSP has an external locus of control, I agree with that lot. Because he put that fucker on the highest shelf he could. Way away from anyone can really touch. Handed it to God himself and the cruel whims of fate.

Really thats the crux of it. Like I play a lot of TCGs competitively. And you get two people, especially in Yugioh, who are like, "oh I gave up when they added these cards, the game got all stupid at that point". These are the DSPs. Well these are the start of the DSPs. Full DSP is the next subset. The ones who will say this say shit and still play. They will tell you only won because of Link Monsters or Planeswalkers. That when he was winning no one used that shit and only big dumb scrubs use that shit to win. Thats a DSP. Because actual good players will just shrug and learn the new shit. Or just move on.

Its not that he ever won. Its that the only thing he was ever good at it, doesn't exist anymore. And thats true. Old games can change up real hard. Even video games. And well really, imagine losing the one thing you are good at. Like its already sad being only recognizable at one fucking thing in the world. And then because the world changes how that works, you can't hold up. Thats not even peaking early, thats actually just being a waste of skin. And thats Phil.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Speaking of, that's one thing I noticed again after the whole Rocket Man buys Shitter thing. He is fucking OBSESSED with the idea that Twitter is somehow going out of business for some reason and all I gotta ask is why? Why does he always gloat when companies either go out of business or when his gin-wracked brain somehow concludes that a company is going out of business? And his "Twitter is going out of business" crap only started when Elon blanket fired all the freeloaders who didn't do anything worth half a piece of shit in the company. Was he reminded of how he got "screwed over" by his hehlicapter jhahb after they got bought out and how the helicopter company then "went out of business" because they're IDIOTS who fired the BEST WORKERS (read: Phil)?
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Because at this point the only metric of "success" that Phil can cling to is longevity.

Views? Down. Revenue? Down. Reputation? Down. But if your company goes out of business before Phil does then that obviously means Phil is smarter and a better businessman.
 
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Eekum Bokum said:
DSP thinks his new fancy TV is so advanced that it knows what console is plugged in when he turns it on. Not only is this pretty standard these days but it's also a feature of the damn switch. Stop trying to flex on us phil.
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Did he have that same smug asshole face as when Kat kissed him on stream?
 
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Wings and Phil should live together, they both love bitching.

I mean like the saying "misery loves company."
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marlintan said:
I take "misery loves company" to mean that miserable people love to spread their misery to folks that feel normal, not that miserable people love other miserable people, or prison would be a different kind of love fest.
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I always took it as misery needs can't exist by itself, it needs someone to latch onto.
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Uhm AHKTUALLY what I thought the phrase means is that misery is an incorporated entity and not a sole proprietorship? Like me? At least that's what the nuns taught me duhuh
 
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Eekum Bokum said:
DSP thinks his new fancy TV is so advanced that it knows what console is plugged in when he turns it on. Not only is this pretty standard these days but it's also a feature of the damn switch. Stop trying to flex on us phil.
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This is somewhat unrelated but I caught him saying the most retarded shit ever last week. He was discussing the performance of some game Kat was playing, and that even though the game ran at a low frame rate, the tv’s interpolation feature makes up for it. This fucking idiot doesn’t even realize those post processing effects are what creates input lag.
 
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If Phil's ancestors were holocaust survivors do you think he would bring it up at least once every stream to try and milk for tips?
Kheapathic said:
I think Phil doesn't go to movie theatres because he can't shut the fuck up and let any exposition happen without his shitty takes. For fuck's sake he's so fucking annoying with games, and yet he's a huge movie buff; I bet his antics with games carry over into movies.

Edit: Is the credits really a cover of a Ricky Martin song? This is just as bad as Infamous: Second Son having a cover of a Nirvana song for their credits. You're already spending millions, pay for the real fucking artist.
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You also forget to mention he can barely remember any plot details from the games he plays. Imagine watching a movie with him and him going, WTF dood who is this guy every time someone other than the protagonist is on screen.
 
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I love when Phil tries to fake fanboy shit to seem into things. There is always a hole and you can have fun sniffing it out.

Everything about his Pokemon history smells like complete bullshit. He explained his time watching the Pokemon Movie when he would have been in highschool and doesn't go over any details like the plot with his broad explanation of it. He saw it with is dad and they just think "Wow, this is what they watch in Japan?".

I remember being in elementary school and Pokemon card just for seeing it. He forgot to include the part where the movie was about Mewtwo. Just a fuckin phony.

It's not even misremembering at this point. It's just straight up bullshit. Let's not forget about our boy Tee Carter(who he murdered in cold blood), got him into the series now all of a sudden. It all makes sense now that Phil would do such a thing to get his hands on the 1st Edition Holographic Charizard.
 
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Seeing the members just evaporate into thin air is so much fun. Insert DSP clip "I LOVE IT". Puts a damn big smug smile on my face. Speaking of failed schemes, hey Phil, how's that interview coming along? Getting many offers from PewDiePie and big names like that, right? Oh yeah boy I bet it's taking so long cause you jsut don't know who to pick.
 
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