Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
- He is barely a lawyer. I have not looked in at least a year, but I don't think he has practiced law since 2018. His law career lasted about three years. I'll be greatful if anyone can provide evidence to the contrary, but as far as I've ever been able to tell he is a full time youtuber.
- He is already effectively retired off his grandparents money.
He was finishing up cases until 2020 at least... And small town criminal stuff, so moderate volume, low pay (comparatively). If he needed to just make a living it wouldn't be hard for him to start back up. There are always drug charges going around. I'd guess if being a internet show host died out he'd go back to lawyering after a year or so of losing money streaming (whether he needed to or not, trust fund parents like to see you trying).
 
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He was finishing up cases until 2020 at least... And small town criminal stuff, so moderate volume, low pay (comparatively). If he needed to just make a living it wouldn't be hard for him to start back up. There are always drug charges going around. I'd guess if being a internet show host died out he'd go back to lawyering after a year or so of losing money streaming (whether he needed to or not, trust fund parents like to see you trying).
He could go back and he'd probably be fine but would you hire a lawyer who posted an image of a bottle up his ass? I wouldn't. That's the problem with being an Internet person, the longer your in this game harder it becomes to be a normal person when you've had enough. It's why everyone who steps into this ring is a colossal retard.
 
He could go back and he'd probably be fine but would you hire a lawyer who posted an image of a bottle up his ass? I wouldn't.
Internet drama aside, has he even won a case? Isn't he the reason why Vic Lasagna lost?
Like Godwinson said in his recent stream, if you get into trouble for speeding and you get him as a lawyer, you will end up on the electric chair.
 
He could go back and he'd probably be fine but would you hire a lawyer who posted an image of a bottle up his ass? I wouldn't. That's the problem with being an Internet person, the longer your in this game harder it becomes to be a normal person when you've had enough. It's why everyone who steps into this ring is a colossal retard.
Now I'm going to be the guy who says they won't bother looking. We're not talking something you shop around for... he was doing local criminal defense.
Internet drama aside, has he even won a case? Isn't he the reason why Vic Lasagna lost?
Like Godwinson said in his recent stream, if you get into trouble for speeding and you get him as a lawyer, you will end up on the electric chair.
I'm going to hope your joking. He wasn't on the Vic case. If you want to blame him for the recommendation to Ty, sure.
The only thing he worked on personally that turned out horribly that I'm aware of was the final case where the judge was set on maximum sentence from the beginning. He literally just negotiates plea deals (this is just the bulk of US criminal lawyering. Nothing goes to trial)... I think he went to trial once.
 
The only thing he worked on personally that turned out horribly that I'm aware of was the final case where the judge was set on maximum sentence from the beginning. He literally just negotiates plea deals (this is just the bulk of US criminal lawyering. Nothing goes to trial)... I think he went to trial once.
But those crime show dramas have them at trials all the time! Seriously though, it's surpising to me how many people don't realize how much pleas play a role in our criminal justice system. If prosecutors are as lazy in Spicer as they are where Im from, it's no surprise that over his few years of solely practicing that he never had to go to trial. Most people are MORE than happy to just not get jail time for obvious reasons, and you still get paid so it's a win-win
 
I like Nick but he's yet another example if one was even needed why Discord is fucking cancer. I seriously don't know why he doesn't scrap it, it's nothing but a source of regular embarrassment but he's a grown man lol.
I'll just continue to laugh at him for it.
One of my biggest regrets in life is that i was the guy who moved my group of friends from IRC to discord. When it first came out it was so flashy and had a ton of features you had to do with bots. Matrix is not really usable and getting people back to IRC just isn't happening.
 
precisely the reason Nick is leaning in to the sex talk so hard
Trying to out troll the trolls. This is a fantastic and very smart idea and I can only see positive things coming of it.

think this means she'll be posting butthole on OnlyFans in a month or two.
Why bother with an OF account when you're already putting it behind the $5 members only paywall?
 
I like Nick but he's yet another example if one was even needed why Discord is fucking cancer.
It's just amazing he hasn't flat-out trooned out, because Discord is nothing if not a troon generator. It eats normal people and spits out troons like the monster generators in Gauntlet.
Matrix is not really usable and getting people back to IRC just isn't happening.
If you pray a rosary every day for the next ten years it's remotely possible God will forgive you some day.
 
One of my biggest regrets in life is that i was the guy who moved my group of friends from IRC to discord. When it first came out it was so flashy and had a ton of features you had to do with bots. Matrix is not really usable and getting people back to IRC just isn't happening.
The thing with Discord, or any service, is that you really can only use it with people you trust. If it's open to the public (and yes, that includes the case of "subscribers only" since anyone can be a subscriber) then it will invariably be overrun with coomers. Perhaps some day it will be possible to spot coomers, troons, and other degenerate filth and spam-filter them decisively, but for the moment that's not possible, jannies are ineffective, and hence no chat can ever operate successfully outside of a closed, trusted group of individuals. That more or less means a group that can't grow beyond Dunbar's Number (i.e. roughly 150 tops).... beyond that, degeneracy awaits.
 
wow, pervy old bastard has a nice house I'll give him that. If you've got a nice house, a family, money and settled in life, then why is sex the thing that determines his and his's wife's happiness?

If you have all that, and simply sticking you peen into your wife's vag isn't enough then maybe the problems run deeper, where they think getting freakier and freakier will make them happier. It's obviously only gunna get more weird in the Rackets household from here on out. The guy has a pretty sweet deal going there with the house and family, but they feel the need to publish their sex life and pictures publicly for the coomers to coom?, and create a coomer Discord for the coomers to hang out in and coom even more... why?. Dude you have kids, and they have friends who are probably already in the coomer Discord cooming. His kids and their friends have probably already listened to him explain in detail how to put a Balldo on your balls lol.

He's spent days now coping with the ridiculous explanations on why everyone is wrong, and why being a public degenerate is the key to happiness, and everyone else is living a sad life apparently. He's got his friends coping for him, his audience is coping for him, and a gaggle of thots coping for him... why even bother?, why do they feel the need to move the goalposts and lie so much on what constitutes as thottery and being a sexual pervert lol.

Guy needs to take a leaf out of Viva Frei book, Viva doesn't feel the need to sell sex toys, post his wife's lewds or have others post their lewds just to be happy in life.
 
That house is way too big. You find a lot of divorces with established married couples because they are just bored or trapped in mundane hell. Finding a cleaner would be hell as it's way out in the boonies but also once the kids start going to college it just becomes empty. Middle-aged parents size down for a reason there is too much space. It must be a bitch to clean too because cleaning it is a full time job with 5 kids.

No wonder the poor bitch is crying for attention because her husband of 18 years spends all his time online gushing over other women. Her elder children 3/5 are nearing their more independent years where they find themselves, so she is probably alone a lot. She should not have done what she did just because it's not healthy but what can you do when you don't have many people around?

Nick should really be prepared for a divorce because once those kids are in college or nearing, she's fucking bailing. Their marriage does not seem as matrimonial as what they put out. Are you really so madly in love with your husband if you are spreading lingerie pics on locals?
 
That house is way too big. You find a lot of divorces with established married couples because they are just bored or trapped in mundane hell. Finding a cleaner would be hell as it's way out in the boonies but also once the kids start going to college it just becomes empty. Middle-aged parents size down for a reason there is too much space. It must be a bitch to clean too because cleaning it is a full time job with 5 kids.

No wonder the poor bitch is crying for attention because her husband of 18 years spends all his time online gushing over other women. Her elder children 3/5 are nearing their more independent years where they find themselves, so she is probably alone a lot. She should not have done what she did just because it's not healthy but what can you do when you don't have many people around?

Nick should really be prepared for a divorce because once those kids are in college or nearing, she's fucking bailing. Their marriage does not seem as matrimonial as what they put out. Are you really so madly in love with your husband if you are spreading lingerie pics on locals?
The amount of idle speculation in this thread is reaching critical levels. We're bordering on Rekieta fan fiction territory here.
 
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