Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Marvin]

the pat fediverse saga could be hilarious bc he's gonna HATE it. i'm seeing twitter refugees losing their mind on fediverse than there isn't a nanny janny they can complain to and get things erased.
makes you realize how policed twitter was when even mastadong mods are like "just mute them or stfu, stop reporting everything"

Well they still exist, they're just not paid well. My fans.sonichu.com instance hasn't been blocked from most woke instances yet.

fedi-block-api fans.sonichu.com

They're working on it though.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Fear not, transmaiden faire! I shall defend xie!

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Mateen didn't target Pulse because it was a gay club. He literally googled the closest nightclub on his phone after he got spooked by all the police at the Orlando bar street he was originally targeting. Maybe you should have educated the homo on that point, Pat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

GOOBERGRAPE:

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He's not even trying at this point. "Gamegate" (a harassment campaign of a few women localized in a single industry in their telling) was a "test run" for QAnon (a nutty conspiracy localized to a few websites and perhaps one Congressional office) by Steve Bannon (who is not involved in either of these) to weaponize sexless white males everywhere (who represent what share of criminal conduct? Who knows!) in order to accomplish [TBD], a scheme so obvious that a feloniously obese man who managed a whopping 1.2 GPA in his only schooling and spends his every waking moment either refreshing Twitter or replying to felonious telephone harassment connected the dots to warn about it repeatedly even as the zero events he warned about continue to not happen.

 

[Broadside]

Fear not, transmaiden faire! I shall defend xie!

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These fucking weirdos always talk like they're in an anime. They literally learnt everything about real life from movies and autistic Japanese cartoons, it's so damn cringey and sad

 

[keytar]

No one wants to hear about you squeezing your rage cluster, Pat His writing makes me cringe so often that I'd almost consider it a talent but I don't think it's the reaction he's aiming for.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He had such an issue with the $8 for Twitter. How do you think his engagement is going to be on a platform that is $12 that you have to pay to sign up? Lol. As I said on the forums, it sounds more like Microsoft Teams than fucking twitter. Haha. Good luck fatso.

The Kool Kids Klub loves being exclusive, so Something Awful: Social Media Edition holds obvious appeal to them. Porklinson obviously would, since the bulk of his self-worth comes from being part of the SFWA (hence why he cried to Scalzi about joining 15 years ago).

But then each and every one of these faggots feels the need to hold themselves out as the thought leaders of society. If they're secluded in their own circle jerk, then only a few of them get to be thought leaders, and someone whose brain is so full of fat like Fatrick obviously isn't one of them (unless he troons out and becomes a transfat that is).

 

[Helvetia]

I’ve been a bit worried lately we’ve been steering away from our core value. Patty S Tommy is a fat, fat man. Oh so fat.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Lol I think most lazy consoomers out there care more about Amazon, Walmart and Google, (just to name a few) than Twitter.

People bitch about the megarich, and sure there's plenty to bitch about, but only tards like Fatrick want to upend the economic system over the fucking bird app.


Yeah what a weird flex on Pat's part. There's a decent chunk of guys who never sleep with that many women and just settle down.

Also the phrase "assault weapon" is meaningless and retarded.

“Assault rifle” as a term came into being with ww2 and the introduction of fully automatic handheld weapons.

A semi automatic rifle should never be called an “assault rifle.” When people do that, they’re conflating the semi auto civilian model with the military model of things like AR15s and AK47s.

The funny thing is that full auto wouldn’t even be more dangerous. It takes like a second until you have to change your magazine, and all the shaking and muzzle climb mean you’d be shooting over the heads of anyone you were aiming at.

I rented a UMP-50 at a range, once. In burst mode at 20 yards, the first round was in the chest, the second was in the head, and the third was above the paper. Not useful except for “cover fire.”

The “assault” part of “assault rifle” refers to its ability to spray “cover fire”, which is just intended to make an enemy unit stay behind cover while the unit spraying advances. Tactical advance = assault.

 

[JustStopDude]

Uh no. It looks like Hive isn't the troll free utopia that Patrick was hoping.

 

[FinnSven]

The Kool Kids Klub loves being exclusive, so Something Awful: Social Media Edition holds obvious appeal to them. Porklinson obviously would, since the bulk of his self-worth comes from being part of the SFWA (hence why he cried to Scalzi about joining 15 years ago).

But then each and every one of these faggots feels the need to hold themselves out as the thought leaders of society. If they're secluded in their own circle jerk, then only a few of them get to be thought leaders, and someone whose brain is so full of fat like Fatrick obviously isn't one of them (unless he troons out and becomes a transfat that is).

I doubt he will troon out.

He has such a fragile ego, and so much of his identity is tied up in being a MAN, actual tough guy(tm), guns, powerful cars, that he will just double down and double down on the manly stereotypes until he gives himself a simultaneous heart attack, stroke, ruptured small intestine and burst blood vessel from trying to pass a troublesome stool in hooligans as a result of a 100% steak diet.

 

[In the Sick of It]

He's a very smart man

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I doubt he will troon out.

He has such a fragile ego, and so much of his identity is tied up in being a MAN, actual tough guy(tm), guns, powerful cars, that he will just double down and double down on the manly stereotypes until he gives himself a simultaneous heart attack, stroke, ruptured small intestine and burst blood vessel from trying to pass a troublesome stool in hooligans as a result of a 100% steak diet.

Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson promised that a 100% diet is good for me, though

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's a very smart man

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This will shock Patrick given that his 1.7GPA brain doesn't know what an atlas is, but San Marino has under 40k people and has their own football team. There are small nations out there. By they way, Iceland has under 350k people and Greenland has 56420 for those who want a country they'd recognize.

 

[Ophelia]

Uh no. It looks like Hive isn't the troll free utopia that Patrick was hoping.

Is he imagining Teslas as giant wheeled maga hats people can go “crusing” (1.7) in?

as a result of a 100% steak diet.

I eat only the finest meatloaf, child. I’m sorry you’re too health conscious to understand that.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This will shock Patrick given that his 1.7GPA brain doesn't know what an atlas is, but San Marino has under 40k people and has their own football team. There are small nations out there. By they way, Iceland has under 350k people and Greenland has 56420 for those who want a country they'd recognize.

He should be shocked at the population of some towns.

 

[Broadside]

But then each and every one of these faggots feels the need to hold themselves out as the thought leaders of society. If they're secluded in their own circle jerk, then only a few of them get to be thought leaders, and someone whose brain is so full of fat like Fatrick obviously isn't one of them (unless he troons out and becomes a transfat that is).

They're gonna absolutely cannibalize each other. I can't wait to see the bloodbath. These sorts always turn on each other when they have no visible enemy to attack.

 

[Slobs]

These fucking weirdos always talk like they're in an anime. They literally learnt everything about real life from movies and autistic Japanese cartoons, it's so damn cringey and sad

More like Marvel/Disney movies and comic books. I wonder how many funko pops this faggot owns, we've already seen that he has quite the collection of sci-fi themed toys for manchildren, there's no way he doesn't have at least six. I wonder if it stings for Patrick, knowing that he'll never be relevant enough to have his own funko pop unlike his fellow boy molesting author Stephen King.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

The funny thing is that full auto wouldn’t even be more dangerous. It takes like a second until you have to change your magazine, and all the shaking and muzzle climb mean you’d be shooting over the heads of anyone you were aiming at.

The porch monkeys running around Chicago with full auto Glocks are pretty dangerous. You are using white logic when you talk about hitting who you are aiming at. They don't give a fuck about that. They just shoot into crowds or houses and hope one of the kids they hit is related to one of the people they don't like. I'm completely against gun control, but full auto guns are a lot more dangerous, especially when being used by low IQ violent retards who don't care who they kill.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The porch monkeys running around Chicago with full auto Glocks are pretty dangerous. You are using white logic when you talk about hitting who you are aiming at. They don't give a fuck about that. They just shoot into crowds or houses and hope one of the kids they hit is related to one of the people they don't like. I'm completely against gun control, but full auto guns are a lot more dangerous, especially when being used by low IQ violent retards who don't care who they kill.

Yeah, what I mean to say is that having something full auto isn’t going to make a school shooter have a higher body count because they’ll run out of ammo sooner and aim worse, and Uvalde showed us that the cops are just going to wait and hope for suicide anyways.

Also, full auto isn’t going to make some drug addict “win” a shootout with the cops, but absolutely yes, it increases the danger for innocent bystanders

 

[grapeshark77]

Uh no. It looks like Hive isn't the troll free utopia that Patrick was hoping.

Hive probably has three people on their moderation team at this point dealing with 100,000 tickets from people like Pat.
I love that he goes to Hive and immediately starts posting about Twitter, everyone on that app downloaded it to get away from Elon!

Also I think I found why Pat doesn't use Mastodon, this is on the main instance and the admin guy is anti-Trump/Elon/etc and he's done with this shit

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