DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

It truly is a gold mine.
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"If I were to fuck this (cosplay) girl, I would have to fuck her RIGHT IN THE POOPSHOOT because actually sticking my dick in her pussy would probably reflect some kind of respect for her, and that's something I definitely don't want to do."

"...unless she had a hot body. Then I'd cover her face with an issue of Gamepro and FUCK HER IN THE POOPSHOOT."

I guess add POOPSHOOT to the list of DSPisms. Its called the POOPSHOOT because thats where you shoot poop out of your asshole droog!

 

[myone]

Warcraft 3 and counter strike are hyped-up overrated games. People dont play them because they are fun, they pay them because they are trend chasers!

You are all mindless morons

It's one of the most reliable things about Phil how he's always on the wrong side of history. He's just incredibly talented at being dead wrong, it's hard to put into words. WC3 and CS are two of the most influential and universally praised games EVER. It's hard to imagine being so dense to think they are trash, instead of just admitting "those games are not for me" (which is fine).

DSP is the Jim Cramer of Gaming. If Phil says "sell" you should buy buy buy.

 

[Swallow Moon]

He has a "Last Hurrah" post on top haters where he talks about how he's "getting a REAL job, 40-60 hours per week" (lmao)

In the same post he says that he will be too busy for Street Fighter, so it will become something to chill and play with old friends and reminisce. It's funny how that turned out.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Nathan Cox a Trailblazer for detractors.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Holy shit, thanks for mentioning top haters, I had no idea it existed until today. (https://web.archive.org/web/20041009164646fw_/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm) It was almost 20 years ago but Dave has grown so little as a human none of these rants would feel that out of place on the level 1 phawdkhast:

Closeted rant about how all cosplay girls are ugly. "If I were to fuck this girl, I would have to fuck her RIGHT IN THE POOPSHOOT"

Mail in rebates are a scam because you dont get the rebate money now, you get it later!

Warcraft 3 and counter strike are hyped-up overrated games. People dont play them because they are fun, they pay them because they are trend chasers!

Bonus: "click here to be recruited into the hate army" on the front page. How did detractors hack the way back machine and include that? Must be Tevins fault.

If you search hard enough, you can find the post where he calls Ricky Ortiz a "silly faggot".

 

[HorseSense]

You are all mindless morons

It's one of the most reliable things about Phil how he's always on the wrong side of history. He's just incredibly talented at being dead wrong, it's hard to put into words.

Wow. Like, I'm no CS 1.6 scholar, but eating multiple shots sounds wrong. Guess he didn't have the vocabulary to call them Terminators. Sad thing is, he would avoid a lot of flak by just saying 'I don't like it'. Stop LARPing as a QA tester or game dev or journalist or any potential expert or sober.

 

[marlintan]

Wow. Like, I'm no CS 1.6 scholar, but eating multiple shots sounds wrong. Guess he didn't have the vocabulary to call them Terminators. Sad thing is, he would avoid a lot of flak by just saying 'I don't like it'. Stop LARPing as a QA tester or game dev or journalist or any potential expert or sober.

1.6 was a nerf for almost every gun, but the pistols seemed stronger, like the 228 was better than in 1.5, but was 20+ years ago, memory gets fuzzy.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

His membership total hasn't been this low since February this year.
Organic decline.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

I'm back. Can't keep a good crusty couch down.

Good Samaritan informed me of this so I'm sharing with the group.

Phil was sub-botted, again. His subs have gone up by just over 1,000 in the past 12 hours. TeamIcoGamer will be doing his membership bomb today likely during the prestream pahdcast. Expect viewbotting during the pahdcast from the same bots that just subbed, and for the membership bomb to go to people whose names we've never heard before. I also fully expect a bunch of overacting from Phil feigning surprise as if he's not colluding with TeamIcoGamer, coupled with him swiftly banning anyone that points out the glaring irregularities like the jump in subs or the names we've never heard before.

Strap in, it's gonna be a fun day.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Don't worry, everyone! [INSERT WHATEVER BIG GAME IS COMING OUT IN DECEMBER] will save the stream in time for christmas! DSP won't have to eat toast and spaghetti for christmas dinner, as long as you help with his ORGANIC GROWTH during this halliday season, mmkay? [snort]

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

It truly is a gold mine.
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"I have never dressed up in cosplay, and never will! I am a HETEROSEXUAL!"

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Every so often I get reminded of his robust rants on Top Haters and he really comes across like a dollar store Maddox in them. Fitting given how both of them look like ghouls now and have completely sissified themselves and their khantent.

He never had a personality of his own. Always a poser trying to copy something to make a buck. His website, dollar store maddox. His early youtube, dollar store irate gamer.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He never had a personality of his own. Always a poser trying to copy something to make a buck. His website, dollar store maddox. His early youtube, dollar store irate gamer.

phil is like a lot of mindless consoomers
he just copies without understanding

 

[Chernabog3000]

Big busy day off for phil. Gotta curated the black Friday ad spectacular and get the last minute Thanksgiving supplies, oh yeah and do all his regular day off errands. Possible dump visit.

All this on his plate, and Keht gonna stay at home and play God of war. Lmao. The day before Thanksgiving. Phil will be out running all the errands. R.I.P.

If his precious turkey sausages missing were enough to cause him friction, can't wait to hear about how jank and mismanged whatever grocery store he decides to go the day before Thanksgiving.

Big Thanksgiving stream. And whays khet doing... playing God of War all day. While Phil trys to make 100 bucks to spend on jpegs.

Friday. Phil will drive khet to work on (what used to be may still be idk) the biggest irl shopping day of there year. One where people are treated like absolute dog shit because of an Uber American capitalist greed. He than plans to go home and get this, watch fucking advertisements on his black Friday special, in hopes to make another 100 bucks to spend on jpegs, while his horse his trampled in a stamped.

Bonus that he plans on picking her up and than going to get himself some fast food for his very mature buisness.

Truly a beautiful marriage.
A beautiful life. Beautiful people.


**Phil plans on getting all his routine errands done, getting the Thanksgiving errands finished, curated black Friday ad, anddd figuring out dsp tries it and fielding ask the king question all in the next 48 hours**

^super busy guy by the way 0 free time.

 

[Dona Morte]

Bonus open at your own risk.

Spoiler

 

[RougeRed]

"If I were to fuck this (cosplay) girl, I would have to fuck her RIGHT IN THE POOPSHOOT because actually sticking my dick in her pussy would probably reflect some kind of respect for her, and that's something I definitely don't want to do."

"...unless she had a hot body. Then I'd cover her face with an issue of Gamepro and FUCK HER IN THE POOPSHOOT."

I guess add POOPSHOOT to the list of DSPisms. Its called the POOPSHOOT because thats where you shoot poop out of your asshole droog!

I always thought it was "poop chute".

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Nothing wrong with going to see a movie with your father at 17. More fathers should spend time with their kids.
It's seeing Pokemon and Power Rangers that seems a bit off. Never really got involved with either one, but those don't really strike me as the sort of "All Ages" stuff a family really can enjoy together.

EDIT:

Now that I think of it, haven't we seen this sort of scenario in almost every sitcom made, including Helluva Boss?
Not suggesting this is how it went down, but it's amusing to think of.

DAD: Hey, son, there's a "Pokie-man" movie. Aren't you into that? Wanno go see it?
KID (who outgrew Pokeman six games ago): Uhh... sure Dad. Sounds ... really fun.

I'm in my late 20s and my dad and I still go to movies together pretty regularly, or hangout and watch movies together. We both like movies and like talking about movies, it's something we have in common.

It's not weird to me to spend time with your dad. It's weird that a 17 year old and his 30-40 something year old dad supposedly went to a movie who's target demographic is 10 year olds. Like, would we be so interested in this if he was talking about seeing the first Men in Black, or Alien Resurrection, or even Good Will Hunting with his dad? All came out in 1997, and all of them are aimed for mature, or general audiences. To me, this smells like obvious bullshit to appeal to his audience, or a lie he doesn't realize makes him look like a genuine retard.

I can find legit reasons for going to the Pokemon Movie at 17 with your dad. Maybe you went for shits and giggles. Maybe you just needed an excuse to hang out with your pops. The thing is, it's still hella weird and also, well I mean, this IS DSP we're talking about so you jsut know that's not how he sees it.

"I have never dressed up dressed up in cosplay, an never will. I am a HETEROSEXUAL!"

Words cannot express how much this made me laugh. Retards who give him money should tell him to react to his old website.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’m pretty sure Phil didn’t retain a single one of those 700 gifted subs lmao

 

[Piece of Peace]

I always thought it was "poop chute".

That's because it is.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Guys I really wanna do the Xmas event, but only if you give me $500 worth of memberships first, sound good?