Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

John J. Johnson said:
Fear not, transmaiden faire! I shall defend xie!

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"Won't stop at bricks." - Man who cowered in his home while one of his sTalker-childs ran roughshod over his favourite bar.

Give it up, pig-tits, we all know when the rubber hits the road you'd sooner send Big Nikki out to throw down than risk bruising your own delicate trotters.
 
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Ophelia said:
Is he imagining Teslas as giant wheeled maga hats people can go “crusing” (1.7) in?
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lol he's literally reinvented the (four) wheel(ed fedora)
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it's apropos, since phil also clings mindlessly to political posturing to cover up his absence of personality.... and also...

is fat
 
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John J. Johnson said:
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I fucking hope what finally puts him in jail is attempting to brick a few middle aged women or kids in Harry Potter costumes.

Extra points if it turns out to be his own ex wife and daughter within the group.

Not that I want them hurt, it just would be hilarious him trying to explain his way out of it.
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
The point of the tweet is that Pat would like you to believe he has sexually pleased five women. :tomlinson:
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The only way he has pleased five different women in any way involving sex is if has paid five prostitutes for sex, but then passed out drunk in the hotel room.
Five at once is unlikely, but it’s quite possible he has paid five separate prostitutes and passed out every time.

Mr Moonface said:
He paid at least $5k to get his twitter back yet mocks anyone with an $8 checkmark:

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For anyone new to the thread:

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Piggy oinks at Tim Pool for being against grooming:

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He's lost around 3k followers and is in panic mode:

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How does he make money from Twitter?

He can’t mean that tweeting lead him to an astronomical increase in book sales?

If simply tweeting ridiculous things is this lucrative, how are there still poor people?
 
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In Re Patso and the Big O. He's on blood pressure medication. His erectility is unreliable as a result. His slattern Nikki is on some heavy duty anti-depressives, which are known to interfere with a woman's ability to orgasm. There's a good chance that he is in a pleasureless marriage despite his boasting of skill and enthusiasm. Room mates, without benefits. So sad.

Ophelia said:
Is he imagining Teslas as giant wheeled maga hats people can go “crusing” (1.7) in?


I eat only the finest meatloaf, child. I’m sorry you’re too health conscious to understand that.
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It's the usual bugman crap. What you buy is what you believe. Tesla drivers believe in Musk and all he says and does. They're his personal army now.
Oliver Onions said:
"Won't stop at bricks." - Man who cowered in his home while one of his sTalker-childs ran roughshod over his favourite bar.

Give it up, pig-tits, we all know when the rubber hits the road you'd sooner send Big Nikki out to throw down than risk bruising your own delicate trotters.
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He'll escalate to paint filled balloons. Pink and light blue paints. Patso is a regular badass.
 
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As a refugee to the US, who served in the military to get full citizenship (America treats us much better than France or UK), this guy...well no I would never speak ill of US.

Actually it's kind of Amazing he is alive. In the third world, he would not last through puberty.

Seriously, he is comparing himself to us refugees. I know immigration is sensitive here but come on. You can't tell me some random Somali wouldn't do more for US society than this fat piece of shit.
 

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SpergioLeonne said:
“Assault rifle” as a term came into being with ww2 and the introduction of fully automatic handheld weapons.

A semi automatic rifle should never be called an “assault rifle.” When people do that, they’re conflating the semi auto civilian model with the military model of things like AR15s and AK47s.

The funny thing is that full auto wouldn’t even be more dangerous. It takes like a second until you have to change your magazine, and all the shaking and muzzle climb mean you’d be shooting over the heads of anyone you were aiming at.

I rented a UMP-50 at a range, once. In burst mode at 20 yards, the first round was in the chest, the second was in the head, and the third was above the paper. Not useful except for “cover fire.”

The “assault” part of “assault rifle” refers to its ability to spray “cover fire”, which is just intended to make an enemy unit stay behind cover while the unit spraying advances. Tactical advance = assault.
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The term "assault weapon" as it is used today was deliberately invented to create confusion and to convince people that machine guns were being regulated rather than ordinary rifles.

Under the law, "assault weapons" are defined not by capabilities as a rifle, but rather by cosmetic features and in some states even simply names. What is banned under law in practice as an "assault weapon" is often almost completely random and meaningless.

"Assault Weapon" as a modern term was invented by a political activist named Josh Sugarmann in 1988. He wrote a paper (Assault Weapons and Accessories in America: a strategy paper,) about how it would be easier to pass restrictions on various classes of normal firearms if politicians were to take advantage of the public's ignorance of the difference between semi-automatic and fully automatic weapons. Politicians started talking about "assault weapons" and their friends in the media echoed the narrative.

Its also no conincidence that the "assault weapons" issue was invented almost immediately after the gun control crowd had driven a whole bunch of new laws through congress concerning fully automatic weapons.

But the anti-gun activists are only half of the "assault weapons" problem. There are alot of companies whose whole business model is around convincing people who don't know anything about guns that guns that cosmetically resemble fully automatic military rifles are the same as the fully auto military rifles.
 
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whore loving dragon said:
I'm sure he's keenly aware that even if some new platform does blow up, he's never going to amass a following again
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He can't afford to. Lots of places offering cheap bot followers for Twitter and Instagram, betting you don't have those for Mastodon, certainly not for any of the other places someone like Pat is looking to go. He's also broke and in debt, but that's not a consideration when you're Pat, he's made that abundantly clear with his ostentatious spending of Quasi's money.

Plus learning is hard when you're Pat, with the 1.7 GPA (including gym) and your brain is being shrunk by all the fat in his head squeezing it. He can't figure out other sites, he knows Twitter, he's not going anywhere. He's just acting like he will because that's what everyone else is doing and he has to pretend he will too. A genuine Pat sighting on other sites is likely to be a rare thing indeed.
 
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